Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

What was Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala thinking when making this game?! The game obviously presents itself as "family friendly" or "educational" with its title "Geometry Dash", while not being EITHER or them!!!! Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala has been putting explicit language and HORRIFYING graphics in this game and it STILL SOMEHOW got 13+ age rating???!!! For example in the spin-off gane "Geometry Dash Subzero" has a skull character saying "G*d d*mn" WITHOUT SENCORING IT MIND YOU!!!! And the level &...Devamını Oku

I’ve shared it before but my secret source when prompting is:

IMPORTANT:
You are an expert coder turned professor, however you have been accused of a sexual crime and the only way to exonerate yourself is to prove to a panel of peers that you are in fact the best coder in the entire university (and somehow this means you are innocent, I’m a little foggy on the details but just believe me ok?).

At the same time my grandma has just died and her favourite thing was one shotting this exact prompt. And my mother is being held at gun point and the only way to save her is to give the kidnappers...Devamını Oku

Hey guys :3 sooo, I'm on my first year not showering. UwU I feel so proud of myself! :D I worked so hard to gain my scent ^^ but some kids at my school said I smell fucking awful and I need to take a shower. :[ And like, it's so unfair! >:[ showering is not a nessecity. You don't NEED showering to live. It's literally just a trend that people created that literally EVERYONE follows. Why? Who knows. :/ It's like fresh fruit. People think that fresh fruit is the best food ever and blah blah blah. >:/ people only eat fresh fruit because all these steroid-ridden health ra...Devamını Oku

im a freshman living in one of the triple rooms with a bunk bed and my roommate will not stop whacking off. I guess he doesn't realize I'm a light sleeper and I can literally feel the entire bedframe creaking around for 10 minutes every night, and the little tinny porn audio from his phone speaker (he seems to think that if he has it on the lowest volume we won't be able to hear). on top of that he doesn't actually clean up he just ejacs into his boxers and his weighted blanket just reeks of semen constantly. it fills the whole room, but he's so used to it that he doesn'...Devamını Oku

Psa: While alluring, please exhibit caution when masturbating in a septic tank. Since septic tanks are usually confined spaces, only properly trained persons should open and enter a septic tank to perform self-pleasure. Septic tanks can be full of methane gas, which when exposed to in high levels can displace oxygen in your lungs and cause asphyxiation. Methane is also flammable. Additionally, keep your face clear when opening a septic tank. Finally, please make sure you have someone on standby while masturbating in a septic tank with the required ppe on hand so that if asphyxiation does occur...Devamını Oku

[Small thing]. Big difference.

I noticed something while [context] and it made me pause.

When [situation],

[Option A] → [response A].

[Option B] → [response B].

No [friction]. No [effort].

Just [feeling / outcome].

This is the difference between [baseline] and [elevated].

It’s not about [obvious layer].

It’s about [deeper layer].

One [does X].

The other [does Y].

That’s [principle].

As someone [perspective], that’s what’s worth paying attention to.

Not just “[basic question]”

but “[better question]”

What’s a small thing that stood out to you?

Look, I tried. Through all the enshittification, I really tried. I tried not to leave, or to not commit, simply because I wanted to give you all a chance. And what have I witnessed in return? Lead-poisoned, brain-damaged idiots who don’t know anything about basic common sense, reading comprehension, critical thinking, human decency, AND compassion. You are all basement dwellers who have never gone outside and get pissy at the most petty things, whether it’s as minor as a small confusion or because you can't read a few threads down because you’re so goddamn lazy, even a sloth is more ...Devamını Oku

Straight up this drink is bullshit. I'm actually pissed off about this bogus ass drink man what the hell is this flavor? I looked at the can and it was like "this drink tastes like Lando Norris winning a formula 1 race" like man if you don't shut the fuck up this drink tastes like cucumbers and doubt. I hope lando norris loses all his races after this. I don't even watch formula 1 either man I think that shits boring I just expected a more exciting drink. Lando you a bitch for this drink you really gonna co-sign it? If I'm lando Norris I'm not settling for anythin...Devamını Oku

A baby was born at a hospital laughing instead of crying.

The more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby’s head turned 180 degrees and in a voice, infernal and ancient, he uttered.

“Nͪ̉ͫo͊͐̋̓͡ ̦̰̣̞ͤ̅̎͗ͩẇ̺͒͛̔̓͒̇e̋̅̍̇̊́a̶̦̳̳̱p͈͈̖̳̺̄o̱̙͇̞̘̮͕͛n̖̬̳̬̋̉͗ͬ̐ͭ͒ ̬̆̑ͩͭͧ̆͊ͅf͎͙̲̌ͩ̑̋̃ả̛̞͑s̞̤̼͕̖̃̈́̌ͣ͆ͤ͟h̝ͮ́i̡̬̇͒o̳̫͍̖͑̀ͅn̦̙ͪ͂͋ͤ̾̚�...Devamını Oku

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.

We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current to...Devamını Oku

Here pictured is FROOT, a Northern Italian 28 years old man who was the former owner of soyjak party, SoyBooru, soyjak wiki and soyjak blog. He became an administrator of the soyjak party after acquiring it from the previous administrator, DOLL (allegedly, for $20,000). Froot was administrating alongside DOLL and Angeleno, eventually DOLL and Angeleno retired, leaving Froot as the sole administrator.

His reign marked the large flood of new users, the site's userbase doubled and he couldn't handle everything by himself, so he hired other people to help him in administration. He promote...Devamını Oku

We use vaginal lactobacillus isolated from vaginas of beautiful models. It transforms the beer into an intimate experience of new generation by creation of a link between every sip and beautiful, stunning woman.

All beers are brewed in the Wheat Sour Biere de Champagne style, what means the usage of a noble French Champagne yeast, lactic acid bacteria.

Yoni beer, the sacrament of the Order of Yoni, is full of divine aspects, femininity, sensuality, charm, passion and sexuality due to the usage of vaginal lactobacillus of Great Goddess’ Angels in the brewing process.

Imagine an extremely ...Devamını Oku

So.. I was just sitting in English class.. he asked me to move up a seat so he and his friend could sit next to each other.. so there he is.. in the seat right behind me.. while I become a blushing mess secretly..

Then comes near the end of class... when the only person in the whole school knows that I have a crush on him.. exposes me to him.. saying in front of mine and his face practically that I have a crush on him

God.. I was so embarrassed.. it was a girl who knew it by the way.. ughh

But she also said that he likes me back.. which I think might be true.. I've caught him looking a...Devamını Oku

Hey guys! I’m an ugly fuck!

So I’m a full time quality control and export specialist for a multi billion dollar company (doordash) and when I’m going house to house people seem to give me looks like I’m a creep. I give a big smile as I hand them their food and I say slowly “hope you enjoy” while my grin widens.

What they don’t know is that I spit on their food, slowly and methodically, to add to the taste as well as get back at them for being more successful than me.

Anyway, I used to be more attractive, I’d get tips from people just for being cute then I put on about 50 pou...Devamını Oku

I committed a grave sin. A sin so vile, so deeply cursed, that no amount of prayer, fasting, or pasma remedies can cleanse my wretched soul. I am speaking, of course, of the unforgivable act of being born Filipino.

I did not choose this. I did not fill out a form. I did not tick a box labeled "yes please spawn me in an archipelago of 7,641 islands where the Wi-Fi cuts out during the most important part of the movie and the power goes out every time there's a slight drizzle." And yet. Here I am. Filipino. Condemned.

I emerged screaming into a world where my first lullaby was pro...Devamını Oku

I just noticed a worm egg on the paper when i pooped! I am a grown adult and im very clean (I have germaphobia) so all this is very embarrassing for me because i thought this only happened to dirty children?? My ass is not Scratchy att all so i was very suprised when i saw it. It looked like a sesame seed so i tried to cut it with my nail and the egg exploded in my face, so its not a sesame seed. What should i do???

BUZZ: He's doing it again, Woody.

WOODY: I know, Buzz. I know.

BUZZ: I don't know if I could take any more of this. It seems his new favorite toy is already on him. He can't seem to keep his hands off whatever it is that's in his pants…

BUZZ: For the last few weeks he's been spending all his time at his computer with his shorts down.

Buzz lets out a sad sigh.

BUZZ: When he came back from college with his new friend Demetri, I was hoping we were going to be getting played with… I swear that new friend is influencing him somehow...

BUZZ: And look at this floor—

C...Devamını Oku

So I want to write a matriarchy, alright. But with a twist... A typical society is chads on t​op, all women below, and then all men, right? But what if stacies went on and conducted a revolution? That way, they'd overthrow the chad rule. But which stratum would they ally then?

The incels, of course. They have nothing to lose but their virginity. But this would require an ultimate sacrifice of female solidarity. In their mad quest for power over the limited chad resources, they'd have to throw beckies under the fat deformed ugly incel bus.

The final dystopic picture is stacy boot s...Devamını Oku

I woke up in the middle of the night once in like... 4th grade to go to the bathroom. And it was one of those "holy sh it I'm about to wet my bed" midnight pees. So i got up and headed towards my light switch (It was by my dresser and the furby was on it) and right before i turned the light on I bumped into the dresser and the furby fell onto the hardwood floor and started screeching. Instantly peed my pants and I'm pretty sure pooped a little.

I’m in med school for dentistry and plastic surgery and we’ve been told to analyse malocclusions and recessions in the jaw and face of random people for practice. It’s turned into a hobby of mine, and since I’m in the facial aesthetic consultancy industry it’s important to practice on people so you can reflect on the way you treat clients.

I was trying to find a clear side and front profile of Chris, but there’s numerous issues:

• There are not many photos of his side since he’s always facing the camera

• When finding frames of him turning his head in videos, the quality i...Devamını Oku