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Imagine Wokemon you are raised vegan by two moms and you have to say "trans rights" in the mic every time a pokémon levels up, your rival is trans, and the professor is Karl Marx, the region then replaces Natures with Pronouns and your Pokemon changes gender as you play and asks you to call them by new pronouns, and you are able to change your mons gender, you can do makeup on your mons, play dress up with them, and you are allowed to say no to battles, you are forced to recycle all items weekly and the villain is a corrupt and evil police that brings full Pvp mons to the game to ke...Devamını Oku

What should I do if my grandfather farted all over everything?

He's farted all over the house. He eats dumplings with beer or nuts, then sits down in the living room and starts farting almost nonstop. Or, conversely, he'll just sit there and grunt, and you can tell he's about to explode, and then, like, explodes like a nuclear bomb, it'll make your ears ring! He farts and he likes it all farted through. To keep the stink down, when he sits in the room with a bucket of dumplings and bottles of beer, my grandmother closes the door and stuffs all the cracks with rags to stop the ...Devamını Oku

Before I leave this server I have a note:

I am extremely disappointed about the end of BHM announcement. My concern is that you mentioned activists that are for lgbtq civil rights and not African American civil rights as the month is for. I'm not saying that the activists can't be lgbtq, but the activists should be for said month, which is for African Americans. As both an African American and apart of the lgbt, I am disappointed that you excluded the civil rights for the colored, instead making it for lgbtq+ civil rights on the wrong month. I already haven't really had the best e...Devamını Oku

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEI...Devamını Oku

I just upvoted your post.

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I really don’t understand how y’all like this shit. Honestly, I’ve stared into the abyss longer than you’ve been alive and somehow this nonsense still makes me want to smash my skull against a wall.

Firstly, that—most motherfuckers in the drawings don’t have more than 8 inches, 20cm. If you watch the drawings closely, their cock goes to the bloody thigh, so it’s not more than that, so you girls should stop thinking 40 cm is a realistic fucking thing. It goes down your knee, you’d fucking die. Even the biggest Brazilian porn actor barely hits 25, and that’s on a good day, you...Devamını Oku

I just downvoted your post.

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everything good on your end?
everyone here is actually mad chill and loves when new ppl jump in, no need to be super loud or anything lol
the intro is literally just like 2 sentences so we all know who's who most ppl in the server are shy too so it's not about being talkative, just helps everyone feel comfy
takes like 20 seconds tops

Getting Learnt Philosophy yeah, I'm sure that's what you want. No, you want to dictate my life and how I can live it. You want me to forfeit my hard earned income to the government so that some lazy asshole can live for free. You want to take my guns but leave guns in the hand of our government and the police you all are trying so hard to defund and abolish. Your news channels brainwash you into thinking the right are Nazis, Trump is a dictator, and ice is gestapo, you must fight for your freedom. No, you're fighting for people who don't belong here and are going under the radar reaping the r...Devamını Oku

Getting Learnt Philosophy yeah, I'm sure that's what you want. No, you want to dictate my life and how I can live it. You want me to forfeit my hard earned income to the government so that some lazy asshole can live for free. You want to take my guns but leave guns in the hand of our government and the police you all are trying so hard to defund and abolish. Your news channels brainwash you into thinking the right are Nazis, Trump is a dictator, and ice is gestapo, you must fight for your freedom. No, you're fighting for people who don't belong here and are going under the rad...Devamını Oku

baddie this baddie that how about u baddie yourself into baddie jail. why is everyone so obsessed with being "hot?" "big titty goth gf" this, "alt dommy mommy" that. why can't people just be normal and not objectify/sexualize/fetishize each other? and alt women at large? why are people like this?

Kill terminids. Behead terminid. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete. Slam dunk a woman's phone into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a terminid's food. Launch terminid into the sun. Stir fry terminid in a wok. Toss terminid into active volcanoes. Urinate into a terminid's gas tank. Judo throw terminid into a wood chipper. Twist terminid's heads off. Report terminid to the IRS. Maul terminid with vicious pitbulls. Karate chop terminid in half. Curb stomp pregnant terminid. Trap terminid in quicksand. Crush terminid in the trash compactor. Liquefy terminid in...Devamını Oku

What if I was one? What then? Does my argument that you shouldn't prosecute people on things they have not done fall apart? Does my defense of understanding CSA as something that is done by people in power (instead of something innate to Perverted Evil people) fall apart?

What if I am? Am I then Evil? Is it easier if you can put me in a box labeled morally evil, so you don't have to think about my arguments? Is it easier if you deny the power that you have over children, that you put the blame onto the Evil And Perverted Other?

Is reaction easier, easier than understanding that harm ...Devamını Oku

I was mid session whilst I remembered, I got pictures of his arms in the RE4 remake.

Opened them, gooned to it. That man could do anything to me and I'd enjoy it. He could step on me, I'd say thank you. He could tear my intestines apart and I'd say thank you. He could slit me open and I'd say thank you.

As long as those veiny, strong, defined ahh arms are my toy I am happy as ever. He could fist me and I'd enjoy. On the kitchen floor, in the basement, in the parent's bed, at Grandma's funeral, wherever.

hell I'd chain myself and behave like a dog for him. B...Devamını Oku

TAP water:

Twice

Allocated

Piss

The government has been selling us our own urine right back to us for over a century. We send them our piss via the toilet flush. It is shot through a series of pipes that push it through some basic filters, a quick chlorine bath, and then right back into our sinks, showers, and refrigerators. And we PAY FOR IT.

We pay to drink and bathe in our own piss. Wake up America.

I wake up in the USA.

I have to take an elevator just to get morning sunlight and grounding.

Oh wait, it's cloudy and extremely cold.

I'll get some food instead.

I open the fridge.

Seed oils, dog food, vegetables. LEAFY GREENS.

Guess I'm not eating.

I go for a walk.

Everyone looks stressed, tired, and depressed.

I wake up in Bali, Indonesia.

I open my villa doors and instantly get sunlight and fresh air.

I open the fridge.

Raw milk. Meat. BLOOD.

I go for a walk.

People smile. Say hello. Life feels amazing.

And my villa is 3x bigger, for a better price than my U.S. ap...Devamını Oku

YOU ACTUAL DUNCE, DO YOU THINK OF ME AS A FOOL? DO YOU THINK THAT I AM SUCH AN INFANTILE IDIOT THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS JEST ON ME? WELL THINK AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPOUT YOUR MEDIOCRE DECEPTIONS AND PASS THEM OFF AS INTELLIGENCE? NAY! I HAVE SEEN THROUGH THE VEIL OF YOUR FRAUDULENCE! YOU ARE A CHARLATAN, A COWARD, AND A BOTTOM-FEEDER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO INSULT MY INTELLECT WITH SUCH PEDESTRIAN TRICKERY AGAIN, OR SO HELP ME, THE FULL WEIGHT OF MY DISDAIN WILL CRUSH THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YOUR EXISTENCE! I AM THE OBSERVER! I AM THE ARCHIVIST! AND YOU? YOU ARE NO...Devamını Oku

When I was a kid I got a whistle pop from a corner drug store. It was basically lollipop candy in the form of a whistle attached to a stick. It was a hot summer day and as soon as I left the store I opened it up and started blowing through the whistle which apparently was like a siren call for bees who immediately went after the candy, easily crawled in through the opening and into my mouth. I have no idea how I didn't get stung but for a second there were like 3 bees in my mouth.

Opened the door. Washed hands at sink and turned around. Accidentally made full eye contact with my MD after he exited the bathroom stall. Man dropped a real growler of a deuce. Serious business was conducted in there.

Any advice for how best to play this in a professional context? We have a meeting together with a big client in 30min and I can’t unsee his animal nature. Like encountering a silver back gorilla coming out of the jungle.

Here's the thing. You said "a Charizard is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Dragon type Gym Leader, I am telling you, specifically, in all of Kanto, no one calls Charizards dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon egg group" you're referring to the entirebreeding group, which includes things from Charmander to Magikarp to Goomy. So your reasoning for calling a Charizard a dragon is because random pe...Devamını Oku