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I once saw a pregnant cockroach, shoved it into my vagina, and squeezed it hard until it burst, and then a swarm of little cockroaches poured out of my vagina, making me feel like a mom. I'm usually into vaginal steaming, so if I pour some of that in, stuff like cockroaches all come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. It's fine, anyway—my period comes every month, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. When you put a vaginal steamer in after touching it, it feels cool at first, then burning hot later, like slamming between ice and fire extremes, and it's s...Devamını Oku

Let me preface this by asserting that this is not a fetish post. I'm ambivalent towards feet. This is purely about mechanical technique.

It all starts with what is not an uncommon take: most women really aren't great at giving handjobs. A lot of them assume it's easy so they don't try their hardest, and others try dumb gimmicks they learned from watching "wrestling" videos and just grab your dick and twist it. There are some girls who are experienced, but even that is a mixed bag. To them a handjob is fast food; less about quality, more about satisfying a craving.

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I just had HR call me because she said she "was on auto pilot and typed in the porn site she uses at home" into chrome instead of our company HR page. She said she doesn't know why her bain and fingers did it but she got the blocked page and realized what happened and is in a huge panic. She called me and asked if I could delete it for he before anyone sees. I had her say cuckin.com about 10 times and spell it out. This by far has been my favorite work day of my life.

The following content is only suitable for those who truly want to fuck a femboy or partner until they're utterly broken. After reading it, you'll know how to fuck a little femboy until he's crying and begging you to stop, yet still instinctively pushing his ass back toward you. When you truly use your big cock to fuck him into continuous prostate orgasms + breaking through the second gate, he'll go weak in the legs every time he sees you afterward, because he knows—you can give him pleasure that his cock could never reach in a lifetime. Go fuck him, fuck him until he calls y...Devamını Oku

I found the best enlargement technique.

For a few days, I have been testing something that has marked a turning point in my long gains. I noticed that a lot of people talk about hormones and stuff related to natural enlargement, so I wondered how to do it naturally.
Many will say that you have to eat healthy and play sports, but it's a general view, how can you focus on that for your penis?

I don't know how I came across it, maybe because I saw the word "androgenic" everywhere, and I thought, "What's our most "feminine" moment as men?"

And then, it ...Devamını Oku

I saw this deplorable drawing when I was scrolling, I did not go into proshiphub voluntarily, it popped up on my feed, I commented my feelings and when people defended it I felt disgusted, as someone who was groomed in childhood, this is incredibly, viscerally frustrating to see normalized in any space. Because it’s not sunshine and rainbows, this is incestuous and pedophilic, a child cannot consent to a romantic relationship, and the fact that it was incestuous is the CHERRY ON TOP. I don’t care if it’s fictional, that’s not an excuse, the mere idea is deplorable and the fact that som...Devamını Oku

- “Thank you, kind stranger!”

- “You, sir, have won the internet for today!”

- “Take my upvote” or “Have an upvote”

- “This” or “This. So much this.” (when replying to something they agree with)

- “I just spit out my coffee”

- “Invisible sky daddy” (typically in reference to the Christian God)

- “Bootlicker”

- “Fascist”

- “Bigot”

- “Nazi”

- “Genocide”

- “Two things can be true at once” or “Two things can be true at the same time”

- “Not my proudest fap!”

- “Sigh. *unzips pants* This’ll have to do…”

- “Instr...Devamını Oku

I was at work one day and needed to take a piss, nothing out of the ordinary, normal day, normal piss, when all of a sudden the boy who cried wolf co-worker walks past me saying the same dumb fucking joke - “hey man, your flies undone!” And throws his head up in the air, laughing to himself out loud as he’s walking away, I say whatever and leave the building for a smoke break

However, as I stand there - puffing in the wind, I feel a slight breeze down below, I look down and my cold pen15 is just free flowing, and my balls are slowly crawling their way back up to seek bodily warmth, as I...Devamını Oku

I genuinely don't think people understand how deeply the allegations surrounding Ethan Klein and Hila have affected my life. When I first heard the news, I was absolutely gutted, and something inside me changed forever. Ethan and Hila represented everything I believed about love, loyalty, and the sanctity of marriage. To think that Hila could have been betrayed by the person she trusted most has completely shattered my understanding of human relationships. I've found myseld lying awake at night, questioning whether true love even exists anymore. My friends tell me I'm taking this t...Devamını Oku

ELI5: Why is the sun hot?

Top comment:

The Sun constitutes a self-gravitating, quasi-spherical assemblage of ionized baryonic constituents whose internal pressure gradients asymptotically counterbalance the inward-directed gravitational acceleration imposed by its own mass distribution.
As a consequence of this hydrostatic equilibrium, the solar core experiences extreme thermodynamic compression, producing temperatures on the order of 1.5×10^7 kelvin.
At these temperatures, hydrogen nuclei—predominantly protonic entities possessing positive electric charge—exhibit a sufficiently elevate...Devamını Oku

This is a PSA to single men (and maybe a warning to married ones), the iPhone Duo will get you a ridiculous amount of attention from women.

Earlier today, my wife and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run and I decided we would stop by our local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can’t stand cheap grocery store bread). As I approached the drive through window, the young lady told me the total (nothing I couldn’t comfortably afford) and I asked if they had tap to pay. She said yes, but I would need to hand her my phone. I double-clicked the side but...Devamını Oku

As an actual cuckold, I'm appalled at the horrible state of the modern cuck porn.

I don't know maybe it's just me and other cucks actually like such porn but I find it completely unarousing. I believe that to most of it's consumers cuckoldry is only tangential to other themes.

First of all, cuck porn NEEDS plot. Yes I know that people don't watch porn for plot but this is the one genre that actually needs plot. Bull should be a handsome, charismatic, masculine, smart and teasing guy. He should prove his superiority over cuck in plot for the cuckold porn to make sense. Act...Devamını Oku

I want to give Liberty Biberty a slow death. Basement. Doors locked. Windows covered in newspaper. Every day I will go down there and fill it with my seed like a cannoli in its little cloaca buried beneath all the fur. And every day that muscular hole will become looser and looser until it can slowly be torn apart like a piece of fruit. It’ll come gently. Micro-tears all along the sphincter. I’ll rub its shit in it to reintroduce the bacteria and give it a full-body infection. Once the cloaca becomes exhausted, then comes the mouth. Hot branding irons on its tongue, rusty nails, anything t...Devamını Oku

Is wiping your ass really necessary tho bc it kinda is wasteful with all the toilet paper and everything. And also you're probably going to use the toilet again later so why even clean it if its gonna get dirty again and also we shower at the end of the day anyway so like its not even that big of a deal especially if nobody is going to be looking down there and touching you yk like its really just a trend nowadays wiping your ass because people are ashamed of their natural scent. Its basically pheremones! Thats how you attract a partner its simple biology. Thats why we have a loneliness c...Devamını Oku

I don’t understand why my not wanting to be around fart fetishists makes people so angry??

I don’t particularly like fart fetishists. Not in the sense that I’d go out of my way to be mean to them, I just don’t want to be around fart fetishists if I can avoid it.

The city I live in is heavily populated with fart fetishists. They have essentially taken over all the restaurants, breweries, and even the bars any time before 8:00 (and sometimes after then as well). I would have less of an issue with this if they at least watched their little farts, but they don’t.

I asked in a local su...Devamını Oku

I see a lot of travelers are upset by their neighbors "claiming leg space". It seems that many travelers expect to be completely untouched and any body parts that encroach are forcing them back.

I feel like legs almost act like springs that spread apart in their natural state. Its much more uncomfortable to manually keep my legs together than it is if there is some back pressure from a neighbor. If everyone just let's their legs relax, everyone will be far more comfortable than if they try to manually keep their legs from touching everyone else.

Folks, just relax your legs. The...Devamını Oku

Dream is just like LeLouch from Code Geass or Light from Death Note

He is an extremely high IQ person who originally had his identity concealed with a supernatural ability (Geass, Death Note, hidden mods in his mod folder) that allows him to consistently evade being caught even when pinned in the most tight positions

LeLouch from Code Geass was only able to wage war on Brittania because of his Geass. Without this, he would have easily been dealt with.

Dream because of his impressive programming skill, always has the mod ability. He's proven himself as a good programmer (Manhunt mod, VR)...Devamını Oku

"A PDF file graped a cupcake before unaliving by sewer slide via pewpew" hell the fuck no, you say the damn words or you don't talk about this at all, dickhead. So what if your channel or account is in danger if you write the words uncensored? Maybe, I dunno, censor them differently? There are so many unicode characters you can use to censor these words in a more tasteful way, so don't talk about rﾑpe or sʊicide if you can't handle talking about rΔpe or sսicide. And if you can't say the word die, then I'll be honest, you're probably a lost cause

I REALLY enjoy nicotine withdrawal

I have been purposefully getting addicted to vaping and quitting over the last 5 years. The addiction isn’t the fun part it’s the quitting. For whatever reason it makes me feel sharp and like emotional? Like music hits so much harder and I enjoy talking to people more and the sleep is soooo good too. I still have some negative effects like a mild headache and slight brain fog but for the most part I love the experience. What is happening in my brain when this happens?

i just found out that pokemon gender ratios are not community polls and i don’t know what to do with this information
like when i saw that a pokemon was 87.5% male i thought that meant 87.5% of fans agreed it was a boy. i thought there were actual people voting on this shit and whenever i saw a 50/50 ratio i just assumed it was a particularly controversial pokemon
apparently that’s not how it works. apparently a bulbasaur can just be a girl. there can be male fennekins. this entire time i thought each species had one gender and the percentages were just how strongly the community agreed on...Devamını Oku