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👹ARGGUBUBGGUYGU WHATS UP GUYS
ALBERT FINGERNOODLE HERE 🧌 BRAHHUHUH
I FARTED 💨 IN MY GRANDAD 👴 BREATHING
MACHINE 😮‍💨AND HIS LUNGS TURNED BLACK ⚫️ AHHH
I AM CURRENTLY ON THE RUN 🏃‍♂️ FOR COMMITTING MULTIPLE FELONIES 👮‍♂️

He really thought about that question difficultly. He must’ve been in his Thinking Space II using Quanteuse Processing to reach The Golden answer. His brain was Silent Locked on composing that sentence, like an Artificial Ascent through a Penumbral haze Calibrating his neurons. His brain underwent Operation: Evolution, going in Loops of Fury trying to retrieve a memory out of Andromeda; his brain waves were firing off like Sonic Waves in a Tidal Wave of Bloodlust. The sounds of a Slaughterhouse crept into his skull, knowing he had to break through this Tartarus of a mind block. He faced a ra...Devamını Oku

Todayss My day to write the essay reminder on 8:45 AM 2026 april 26th

I'm feeling alright today so i'm going to write a plan for my essay I have on may otherwise I won't pass the bar exam next month and I will become a mediocre dirty vagrant on the streets.

List for today:

Buy milk from Costco

Feed the cat

feed yourself

Write about your day

watch a horror movie with girlfriend

Alright so in may i have to do the bar otherwise I won't become a lawyer and all this effort is for fucking nothing.

Thankfully I have strategies:

Watch tung tung sahur after all of this is don...Devamını Oku

Dear Pep,

I write this with tears rolling down my face, I do not know where to start.

It was last year, when you restaurant shut down, that I began to panic. That I begin to think, why would such a fantastic, delicious restaurant close down for no reason? The place I celebrate your birthday every year, just gone.

And now, it is in confirmed. You are about to leave the greatest dynasty in football history.

You are arguably one of the most influential humans to ever grace this planet. Not just from football, from every human to grace this planet. I would put you Top 5.

Football is one of th...Devamını Oku

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So I was lowkirk taking the APES exam and mid-MCQ section I reallyyyyy needed a puff so I whipped out my vape and ripped it during the test. I was blowing O’s and the proctor took it and I got escorted to the office without finishing my test. Is my score getting cancelled? Lmk!!!

when the lowkirkentaperfadenly wholesomepilled megaChungusWick(tm)lite oldfrogmoderino accidentally drops a catastrophic normtruke during a twelve hour breadtube reactstream while the parasocialpoggoon eboyorbiters are simultaneously fakeconcernposting, trauma dumping, and KEKWspamming in chat because foid_slayer69 just liveblogged himself violently shitting his cargo shorts during an all-night Monster-fueled gooncave lurk session and discovered a perfectly formed hidden Mickey in the poopstain which he immediately uploaded to r/UnexpectedlyWholesome with the title “faith in humanity restore...Devamını Oku

“What the FUCK did you just call me?” I yelled, slamming a clenched fist onto the table. The empty wine glasses and freshly polished chains jingled like wind chimes with a swing of the hand. Yet in the symphony of glass and steel that brought great trembling to the wood table beneath it and to the ears of the weary workers around it, the man remained undisturbed to the slightest upon his filthy safari bed, continuing to tap away fixated at his grossly oversized phone. “A faggot.” he said. “What’s wrong with that?”

I had to nip this disrespect at the bud. Grabbing a nearby shackl...Devamını Oku

I think I had a pink eye through screen. I’m pissed at myself I thought I was recording, but I think it turned off when I accidentally closed my ipad. It was honestly hilarious.

Stay healthy. Eat lots of fiber.

Pounces on ur lap, owo u so stiff~
Nuzzle wuzzle your chesty westy, ooh u getting warm~
Unzips ur oversized hoodies, oof so musky
Voice getting deeper, yeah i am wolf now
Bite marks on yo necky-wecky, weave a little bruise
Paws on ur waistline, lickies my lips
Give me those headpats, moving around
Punish me daddy, please adopt me tonight uwu~
Wagging my widdle baby tail because I am happy rawr
Murr~

It's so fucking annoying. I get a little time when I get home from work, make a nice meal and get a movie set up. Then I go to both "sit and think" while simultaneously I "shit and stink". However, as I dump my brains out into the plops of the toilet boil, and flush before I must wipe (because last time I didn't flush before wiping, it got clogged), I begin to wipe my behind with folded toilet paper. When I finally feel like I'm clean, I get up to wash my hands. Then I notice I suddenly have to piss. I let myself do so, but then I have to take ANOTHER dump. Afte...Devamını Oku

There was a blonde woman, Chloe, who knew an Eskimo male, Amaruq, as a friend. They having been dating for a long time, but one day she decided to send him over a refrigerator as a gift. What did Amaruq say upon receiving the gift?

"The fridge is nice! You can use it as a secure vault for food since the door is so tight, but how do you insert the ice cubes into these tiny holes? That's a bummer."

Nonetheless, it was a success that the other Eskimos soon started ordering fridges to be used as safes. A company decided to market the fridges by introducing exotic meat in the frid...Devamını Oku

Take this with a popper of salt. I dont want to disclose his name or location, but I matched with a Respawn developer on Grindr. I had passionate sex with him later (He said he was a bottom, because thats what BT stands for) Afterwards, we made conversation. He told me that Titanfall 3 was indeed in development but then became Apex legends. However, I asked him if Titanfall 3 will ever be a thing and he actually told me that Titanfall 3 is certainly in the talks, and that strangely enough, the campaign would include a doomed yaoi arc between MRVN and BT. Obviously this isn’t a confirmation o...Devamını Oku

Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I’m stupid? He clearly must think I’m a big fucking joke if he assumes I’m dumb enough to take the song “Welcome to the Black Parade” at face value. Claiming this is a realistic ballad is total bullshit and I’m gonna prove it. There’s no Gerard-damn way the My Chemical Romance singer’s dad said all that shit to him at a parade. Let’s examine the evidence.
First off, are we to believe that the My Chemical Romance singer’s father was always speaking in depressing rhymes like an emo Tom Bombadil? I’m just saying it’s a little suspi...Devamını Oku

Are we talking about Tom Fulp? I love talking about Tom Fulp. What is your favorite Tom Fulp related fact? Mine is that Tom Fulp is the founder of Newgrounds.com. I wish they made Tom Fulp action figures. I am going to name my child Tom Fulp. They should change the capital of Pennsylvania to Tom Fulp City because I really think well of Tom Fulp. If Tom fulp was bitten by a poisonous snake, I would suck the venom out of him, even if it was his dick, and i'm not even gay I just really like Tom Fulp. The only thing I love more than Tom Fulp is talking about Tom Fulp. I tried to make a Tom Ful...Devamını Oku

I HAVE A TON OF HAIR IN MY ASS, specially around the entry point. The more I fight the faster it grows and stronger it becomes. The roots of this hair are so strong and have grown so deep that even if I tied a sport car to them and suddenly car took off, then the car is torn in two parts. They have grown so firmly into my ass that I made a small swing for my child out of the hair between my legs. The kid from the yard saw it and liked it so much. I tied them to different tufts of hair on my ass and spun around my own axis that I had to make an ass carrousel.

thiis nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag. Nasty ass mufuk.

Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP

It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with thi...Devamını Oku

My wife is taking testosterone and it is tormenting me

My wife (31F) and I (30M) have been together for 5 years. We have two small children, a 4-year-old and a 2-year-old. Our life has always been stable, until about six months ago.

She decided to start taking testosterone on her own. She started following some "biohacking lifestyle" influencers and became convinced that testosterone was the key to having the perfect body and unshakable confidence. She didn't see a serious endocrinologist; She got the contact of a “coach” who can get the recipes. She says it's for "...Devamını Oku

I was watching timeranger and going back to super sentai and Power rangers phase while Sion caught my eye so i go to rule34 website and type the tag "Mirai_sentai_timeranger" and there is only just Yuuri here...... There is no Domon,Tatsuya, Ayase, Honami, Naoto and Lila but there is only one drawing with here in the Paheal website and there is nothing! Just Yuuri getting fucked by randoms and there is also her doujins someone ADD SION IN THE RULE34 WEBSITES I NEED PORN OF HIM!!!!! i know LordKagerou draws porn of him but i wanna see the other artists draw him getting fucked by ra...Devamını Oku

I’m attempting to form a symbiotic relationship with the worms in my asshole so in the case of someone trying to rape me, post-insert they wrap around the head of the penis causing brutal amputation creating a visceral mess in my asshole.