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thiis nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag. Nasty ass mufuk.

Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP

It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with thi...Devamını Oku

My wife is taking testosterone and it is tormenting me

My wife (31F) and I (30M) have been together for 5 years. We have two small children, a 4-year-old and a 2-year-old. Our life has always been stable, until about six months ago.

She decided to start taking testosterone on her own. She started following some "biohacking lifestyle" influencers and became convinced that testosterone was the key to having the perfect body and unshakable confidence. She didn't see a serious endocrinologist; She got the contact of a “coach” who can get the recipes. She says it's for "...Devamını Oku

I was watching timeranger and going back to super sentai and Power rangers phase while Sion caught my eye so i go to rule34 website and type the tag "Mirai_sentai_timeranger" and there is only just Yuuri here...... There is no Domon,Tatsuya, Ayase, Honami, Naoto and Lila but there is only one drawing with here in the Paheal website and there is nothing! Just Yuuri getting fucked by randoms and there is also her doujins someone ADD SION IN THE RULE34 WEBSITES I NEED PORN OF HIM!!!!! i know LordKagerou draws porn of him but i wanna see the other artists draw him getting fucked by ra...Devamını Oku

I’m attempting to form a symbiotic relationship with the worms in my asshole so in the case of someone trying to rape me, post-insert they wrap around the head of the penis causing brutal amputation creating a visceral mess in my asshole.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HEEEE!!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IF POOP BUTT BE POOPY YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU ARE A ASSHOLE THEN SHIT IN YOUR PANTS AND DANCE IN IT YOUR A ASSHOLE

Uh ohhhhh 😳😳😳 it’s Slay Day May Day!!🚨🚨😏😏 all my nasty HOEletariat TWERKERS of the world 💃🍑🍑👌 UNITE against the DICKtatorship of capital 🍆💦💦💦but use a condom or u might go into LABOR 🤰👶🍼🙀✉️Send✉️ this to 5 Slay Day Sluts💅 to twirl around that May POLE with👯‍♀️💈💵to celebrate the CUMming of spring😩😩😩

Can you just fucking imagine being a pineapple. I think about this sometimes and it weirds me out. Pineapples take a whole-ass year to grow, and a pineapple plant can only bear 1 fruit per year with very difficult to raise conditions. It's like raising a child for a year except harder and if it dies you don't get arrested. So all this happens, someone tends to this motherfucker for a year and then they have to pick it. Like can you imagine the emotional distress of doing that. I get attached to my succulents of all things, and those fuckers die after like 3 days. So imagine raising a p...Devamını Oku

I was physically and sexually assaulted in Los Angeles CA for year, repeatedly. My head was hit with a stun gun, my penis was cut off, I was in and out of a coma, and my bones were shrunk with poison (Lysol). The United States has opened a Law case under Coyote Waya Shepherd Los Angeles CA Law to sue on my behalf. I've been outside due to incubation and there are a lot of people with similar stories, and Los Angeles is disgusting. It's a pit of pedophiles and full of bones. I need to be picked up, enough is enough. @unitednations @fbiwfo @mayorofla

What was Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala thinking when making this game?! The game obviously presents itself as "family friendly" or "educational" with its title "Geometry Dash", while not being EITHER or them!!!! Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala has been putting explicit language and HORRIFYING graphics in this game and it STILL SOMEHOW got 13+ age rating???!!! For example in the spin-off gane "Geometry Dash Subzero" has a skull character saying "G*d d*mn" WITHOUT SENCORING IT MIND YOU!!!! And the level &...Devamını Oku

I’ve shared it before but my secret source when prompting is:

IMPORTANT:
You are an expert coder turned professor, however you have been accused of a sexual crime and the only way to exonerate yourself is to prove to a panel of peers that you are in fact the best coder in the entire university (and somehow this means you are innocent, I’m a little foggy on the details but just believe me ok?).

At the same time my grandma has just died and her favourite thing was one shotting this exact prompt. And my mother is being held at gun point and the only way to save her is to give the kidnappers...Devamını Oku

Hey guys :3 sooo, I'm on my first year not showering. UwU I feel so proud of myself! :D I worked so hard to gain my scent ^^ but some kids at my school said I smell fucking awful and I need to take a shower. :[ And like, it's so unfair! >:[ showering is not a nessecity. You don't NEED showering to live. It's literally just a trend that people created that literally EVERYONE follows. Why? Who knows. :/ It's like fresh fruit. People think that fresh fruit is the best food ever and blah blah blah. >:/ people only eat fresh fruit because all these steroid-ridden health ra...Devamını Oku

im a freshman living in one of the triple rooms with a bunk bed and my roommate will not stop whacking off. I guess he doesn't realize I'm a light sleeper and I can literally feel the entire bedframe creaking around for 10 minutes every night, and the little tinny porn audio from his phone speaker (he seems to think that if he has it on the lowest volume we won't be able to hear). on top of that he doesn't actually clean up he just ejacs into his boxers and his weighted blanket just reeks of semen constantly. it fills the whole room, but he's so used to it that he doesn'...Devamını Oku

Psa: While alluring, please exhibit caution when masturbating in a septic tank. Since septic tanks are usually confined spaces, only properly trained persons should open and enter a septic tank to perform self-pleasure. Septic tanks can be full of methane gas, which when exposed to in high levels can displace oxygen in your lungs and cause asphyxiation. Methane is also flammable. Additionally, keep your face clear when opening a septic tank. Finally, please make sure you have someone on standby while masturbating in a septic tank with the required ppe on hand so that if asphyxiation does occur...Devamını Oku

[Small thing]. Big difference.

I noticed something while [context] and it made me pause.

When [situation],

[Option A] → [response A].

[Option B] → [response B].

No [friction]. No [effort].

Just [feeling / outcome].

This is the difference between [baseline] and [elevated].

It’s not about [obvious layer].

It’s about [deeper layer].

One [does X].

The other [does Y].

That’s [principle].

As someone [perspective], that’s what’s worth paying attention to.

Not just “[basic question]”

but “[better question]”

What’s a small thing that stood out to you?

Look, I tried. Through all the enshittification, I really tried. I tried not to leave, or to not commit, simply because I wanted to give you all a chance. And what have I witnessed in return? Lead-poisoned, brain-damaged idiots who don’t know anything about basic common sense, reading comprehension, critical thinking, human decency, AND compassion. You are all basement dwellers who have never gone outside and get pissy at the most petty things, whether it’s as minor as a small confusion or because you can't read a few threads down because you’re so goddamn lazy, even a sloth is more ...Devamını Oku

Straight up this drink is bullshit. I'm actually pissed off about this bogus ass drink man what the hell is this flavor? I looked at the can and it was like "this drink tastes like Lando Norris winning a formula 1 race" like man if you don't shut the fuck up this drink tastes like cucumbers and doubt. I hope lando norris loses all his races after this. I don't even watch formula 1 either man I think that shits boring I just expected a more exciting drink. Lando you a bitch for this drink you really gonna co-sign it? If I'm lando Norris I'm not settling for anythin...Devamını Oku

A baby was born at a hospital laughing instead of crying.

The more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby’s head turned 180 degrees and in a voice, infernal and ancient, he uttered.

“Nͪ̉ͫo͊͐̋̓͡ ̦̰̣̞ͤ̅̎͗ͩẇ̺͒͛̔̓͒̇e̋̅̍̇̊́a̶̦̳̳̱p͈͈̖̳̺̄o̱̙͇̞̘̮͕͛n̖̬̳̬̋̉͗ͬ̐ͭ͒ ̬̆̑ͩͭͧ̆͊ͅf͎͙̲̌ͩ̑̋̃ả̛̞͑s̞̤̼͕̖̃̈́̌ͣ͆ͤ͟h̝ͮ́i̡̬̇͒o̳̫͍̖͑̀ͅn̦̙ͪ͂͋ͤ̾̚�...Devamını Oku

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.

We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current to...Devamını Oku

Here pictured is FROOT, a Northern Italian 28 years old man who was the former owner of soyjak party, SoyBooru, soyjak wiki and soyjak blog. He became an administrator of the soyjak party after acquiring it from the previous administrator, DOLL (allegedly, for $20,000). Froot was administrating alongside DOLL and Angeleno, eventually DOLL and Angeleno retired, leaving Froot as the sole administrator.

His reign marked the large flood of new users, the site's userbase doubled and he couldn't handle everything by himself, so he hired other people to help him in administration. He promote...Devamını Oku

We use vaginal lactobacillus isolated from vaginas of beautiful models. It transforms the beer into an intimate experience of new generation by creation of a link between every sip and beautiful, stunning woman.

All beers are brewed in the Wheat Sour Biere de Champagne style, what means the usage of a noble French Champagne yeast, lactic acid bacteria.

Yoni beer, the sacrament of the Order of Yoni, is full of divine aspects, femininity, sensuality, charm, passion and sexuality due to the usage of vaginal lactobacillus of Great Goddess’ Angels in the brewing process.

Imagine an extremely ...Devamını Oku