Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

*burp, slapping bloated belly* Heh... A-Apologies, I think I might've eaten the crowd.. *rubbing satisfied belly* O-Ooh, you're moving quite a-a lot in there! 🤣🤣🤣🏓🏓😂😂😂🤣🎾Did not expect that audio! 😆You’ve got me a’smackin’ my gluttonous big fat gassy belly and letting out huge stinky chainsaw farts 💨! 🤣 God I’m such a gassy person! 🤦‍♂️this got *buuurp* me slapping my belly *very cute loud fart* and farting *loud burp*😂😂✌️✌️god I'm so gassy😂😂 *loud fart* ahh my stinky *gurgle* ✌️gas is coming out*psshhhh...Devamını Oku

Humans are inherently social, whether you like interacting with others or merely knowing that they exists, its rare that a person will reject a choice between absolute solitude and the existence of other humans persuming that they aren't entirely malicious. This is why humans have a tendency to be affected by crowds. That's why oil prices rises even if not everyone is directly impacted, its the collective predictions of people, or what about religion, there has to be some religion that you don't believe in and think that they are absolutely absurd yet a lot of them have an overwhel...Devamını Oku

I’m staying at my grandparents house for spring break. Last night at 11:23 pm my grandmother told me to go to sleep. And of course I didn’t listen. The main goal was to stay up until 12:55 am. I did reach my goal at a terrible cost. At that time I started head my grandma go “AI! AI! AI!”. I’m like “wtf is happening?!” And so I listened closely and started to hear THUD THUD THUD with some bed noises. My brain put the pieces together and came to the unfortunate conclusion that my grandparents were f*cking. Now I’m traumatized. I’m so sorry grandma I should’ve listened to you....Devamını Oku

Cars 2 saved my parents marriage No joke, they were getting a divorce. My Dad was shopping for apartments and about to move out. I was 11 and desperate for that not to happen. So I decided we all needed to do something together, anything, so I begged and begged and begged for us to go see Cars 2. I wasn’t even that interested in the movie it’s just that was what was out at the time. So they agreed and we went to see it. Usually my parents would sit together when we went to the movies but this time they put my little sister and I in between them. They both were so sad and just had that glos...Devamını Oku

You clearly haven't read Jung . I've read every single book of Kant , Hegel , Machiaveli , Socrate transcripts in their original translations , Aristotle , Plato, Nietzche , spinoza , Kierkgaard ,Conficus , Descartes , Locke , Laozi , Han Feizi , Ibn sina , Al ghazali , Ibn rushud ,Ibn khaldun .. the list goes on . For the most part of 14 years philosophy is my unguilty timesink . And out of all those authors i guarantee you Jung is the most misunderstood and he doesn't hide behind language like kant does he does his best to bridge the gap to understanding of the masses and still h...Devamını Oku

I fucking hate AI. How do you turn an image into 200fps? What does that even mean? Fun fact: the human eye can only see 60fps. Another fun fact: the previous fun fact was a fucking lie. Just like AI is a fucking lie. If I goon, I want to goon to stuff humans made. Because If I goon to AI, that's the same as gooning to that Nvidia CEO guy. And that would be gay. I'm not gay. And I don't have anything against gay people. It's just that I'm not gay. You know what I have something agains tho? Fucking AI. Not just fucking AI, but AI ass a hole (See what I did there? HAHAHAHAHAH ...Devamını Oku

How do some guys suck titties like a vacuum? My jaw hurts, MAN!! I just can't do it.

So me (22) and my new and first GF (24) just tried some oral stuff. She was constantly saying "suck her tits properly." I mean, obviously I was trying my ass off, but man, I just can't…my jaw hurts.

At some point I started feeling angry and I bit her, and surprisingly she didn't react.I tried to suck it for like 2-3 minutes but she wanted more.

I mean, I'm not a robot. Then she started giving me examples of other boys and how they can suck for hours. We started quarreling and en...Devamını Oku

I don't understand why motherfuckers call me gay? Of all fuckers in the universe, I'm the gay one?!

So I was talking to some fuckers, one was talking about getting head. His description was quite weird because the lady was giving straight teeth and he was not enjoying it. I, as an intellectual of the highest caliber just said the most basic thing: that it was really easy to give a blowjob, the bitch just dumb.

Motherfuckers looked at me like I was a dog with wings, dumbfounded like I killed a person.

It's really easy to do head, you see? You must simply suck gently, it's not...Devamını Oku

To be clear, I love my boyfriend to death. We got together after 2 years of being best friends and I couldn't imagine a day without him in it.

However, after we got together he started making unironic Family Guy references in passing. This was something I could bear for 2 months of it happening once every day or two. I reached my breaking point when we were being intimate and he referenced Brian the dog because he misheard what I said. This completely ruined the mood for me and I was mad at him for several days. Nevertheless, he keeps doing it even though I told him that it makes me upse...Devamını Oku

I’m so happy I’m not Indian. I happen to be born in the US, and though I’m a minority group, I’m so glad I’m not Indian. Every time I feel lesser for being a minority, I go on Instagram or Tiktok and look at the vast amounts of hatred towards Indians. Everyone likes to say America is the most racist towards blacks, but that’s so, so wrong.

You see, it doesn’t even matter if you’re an Indian born in America. Don’t get me wrong, your life will be so much better on average than being born in India. But even in the US, you’ll experience so much more racism than just about any ...Devamını Oku

Release

For some, it was sudden; for others, it was inevitable.

The streets grew quieter, the announcements more desperate, those at the top drifted even further from the herd; people stopped being supervised by other people and began to be monitored only by algorithms and a digital bureaucracy.

Violence.

A symptom of stagnation that, if left unchecked, becomes an open wound that attracts all kinds of vermin; people are angry, people are tired, people just want to feel again.

The Order was given the means to counter it, but in turn, our fangs were sharpened.

Capital slowly tightened the ...Devamını Oku

So I (F25) have an extra space where I can “store” my urine. If I really need to go but I don’t have access to a bathroom, I’m able to relive my bladder into my pocket. I can control it. I can empty the pocket once I get to a bathroom. The urine definitely leaves my bladder, and I am almost positive it leaves my body. But it doesn’t go into my pants, I can put it in my “pocket”.

It is a little different than my bladder, it’s more fragile so I have to walk funny and keep my legs closed. I can keep it there for awhile, it doesn’t have a “sensor” like the bladder does but i...Devamını Oku

Trump's 2 week ceasefire was 4/7/2026. 7+14=21 7+7+7=21 7 seals, 7 trumpets, 7 bowls of God's wrath = Tribulation, the Apocalypse, Jacob's Trouble, the last 7 years. 2026 - 2033

Trump's 2 week ceasefire was 4/7/2026.

7+14 = 21 7+7+7=21

7 seals, 7 trumpets, 7 bowls of God's wrath = Tribulation, the Apocalypse, Jacob's Trouble, the last 7 years. 2026 - 2033.

The movie 2012 said the Mayans said the world will end on 12/21/2012 . 12+21+2+12 = 47 The Freemason satanic Illuminati witches know that the world will end when Donald Trump is the 47th president. Donal...Devamını Oku

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon - Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They're stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record.

They don't have what it takes, and they never did! They've all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren't even invited on TV because nobody cares...Devamını Oku

Cum.

Oh, my vicious cum.

Maddie drinks you, like rum.

From daddy’s faucet cock.

No bigger than a thumb.

You will ferment in her tum.

Cum.

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(calling Arby's) 📞
hi😃👋
how many meats do you have?🤨
heheheheheheh..😁
I have more!😈
beef, pork, chicken, turkey, lamb, duck, goose, venison, rabbit, quail, phesant, bison...
do you have bison?😒
“we have all the meats!🤣” no you don’t🤨
listen to me, alright? 😬🎧
i have all the meats🎶
i have all the meats🎵
yeah🔥
i have all the meats🎶
when i rapping on the🎵 streets🎶
yeah🔥
i may not be doing so discreet😇
if you really want the meat
that we can come and meet
oh🗣️
double еntendre🕺
d+d+double еntendre🕺🕺
Oh they hung up

"One! Two! Three! One! Two Three! It's up to you!" Oh for fucks sake, were those girls doing that stupid cheering thing again!? You sighed, trying to block out the obnoxious cheering with your music, the sound doing nothing to lessen its volume. You weren't sure why the cheerleaders had decided to move from sports to studying, but it made trying to focus in the library impossible. You had tired telling them to keep it down before, but they just blanked you out completely! You found out from one of them later that they don't let anything distract them from their cheering, ...Devamını Oku

last night, hot summer day OUCH! I met Etirbal gonnug in her Gooey goon garden, WORSE MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! I went up to her and said “you have any of the EPSTEIN filesss??” then etirbal has the AUDACITY to say “Epstein? Qu'est-ce que c'est? Pfft, jamais entendu parler, qumi qumi!” oh boy I was PISSED at her. Then I say sarcastically “how’s my dick? Ehe.” Then Etirbal says “it taste like candihhhh~~” then we started fucking each other 😂😂😂😂

At first I assumed your question was an expression of genuine intellectual curiosity.

I now realize from your latest reply you are an ignoramus who is poorly read in Nietzsche looking for an argument on a Reddit forum. Please don't waste my time like that again.

For your information. I have read the entire works of Friedrich Nietzsche. I've been reading Nietzsche's philosophy and books by Nietzsche scholars for the last 32 years. I was educated at a Philosophy Department at University that was academically ranked higher than both Oxford and Cambridge by the Times and the Guardian...Devamını Oku