List of Reddit-isms
– “Thank you, kind stranger!”
– “You, sir, have won the internet for today!”
– “Take my upvote” or “Have an upvote”
– “This” or “This. So much this.” (when replying to something they agree with)
– “I just spit out my coffee”
– “Invisible sky daddy” (typically in reference to the Christian God)
– “Bootlicker”
– “Fascist”
– “Bigot”
– “Nazi”
– “Genocide”
– “Two things can be true at once” or “Two things can be true at the same time”
– “Not my proudest fap!”
– “Sigh. *unzips pants* This’ll have to do…”
– “Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ____.”
– “Won’t somebody think of the shareholders? /s”
– “FAFO”
– “Fucked around, found out”
– “I also choose this guy’s wife”
– “This math isn’t mathing”
– “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”
– “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…”
– “That’s… not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”
– "Um dude…"
– "It's almost as if…" or “It’s almost like…”
– "Maybe, just MAYBE…"
– "My guy" or “my dude”
– "I'll take ____ for 500 Alex"
– “[George Carlin quote]”
– “What an odd thing to say.” (in response to a statement you don’t like)
– “I’m going to get downvoted for this, but…” (insert popular opinion)
– “Came to the comments for this”
– “Can’t believe I had to scroll this far”
– “____ and it’s not even close” (Note: it’s usually close)
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have a reddit gold kind stranger!
☑ Yes
☑ This
☑ ಠ_ಠ
☑ Came here to say this
☑ Logged in just to upvote this
☑ I know this will never be seen but…
☑ I found this gem…
☑ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but…
☑ An upvote for you, good sir
☑ You are a gentleman and a scholar
☑ You magnificent bastard
☑ Someone give this man reddit gold
☑ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
☑ Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
☑ That escalated quickly
☑ To the top with you!
☑ Lost it at ____
☑ This is why we can’t have nice things
☑ Faith in humanity restored
☑ Whoa / mind = blown
☑ Manly tears were shed
☑ Cutting onions
☑ I know that feel, bro
☑ Right in the feels
☑ Risky click
☑ Shots fired
☑ Nailed it
☑ You. I like you
☑ I regret that I only have one upvote to give
☑ Tree fiddy
☑ Was not disappointed
☑ Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
☑ What did I just read?
☑ Da fuq?
☑ YOU HAD ONE JOB
☑ I can’t fap to this
☑ Cakeday
☑ What are you doing, stahp
☑ For science
☑ That’s enough internet for me today
☑ Would not bang
☑ x/10 would (not) Y
☑ What is this I don’t even?
☑ How is this WTF?
☑ Circlejerk must be leaking
☑ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
☑ Said no one ever
☑ I have the weirdest boner right now
☑ /thread
☑ My first post
☑ Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about _______
☑ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
☑ EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
☑ Are you me?
☑ Directions unclear – dick stuck in _______
☑ I laughed way harder than I should have
☑ It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.
☑ Plot twist: _____
☑ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive.
☑ Broken Arms – Mom jerked him off
☑ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____ / etc
☑ Something involving sex with “your mom”
☑ dat _______
☑ ______ as fuck
☑ This is bullshit – you’re oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything to the discussion.
☑ Not with that attitude
☑ [_______ INTENSIFIES]
☑ #rekt
☑ She wants the D
☑ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☑ *tips fedora*
☑ /r/bestof
☑ .
☑ sigh *unzips pants*