Accidental porn site typed in my HR.
I just had HR call me because she said she "was on auto pilot and typed in the porn site she uses at home" into chrome instead of our company HR page. She said she doesn't know why her bain and fingers did it but she got the blocked page and realized what happened and is in a huge panic. She called me and asked if I could delete it for he before anyone sees. I had her say cuckin.com about 10 times and spell it out. This by far has been my favorite work day of my life.
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What? Instead of typing it into company hr page she typed it in chrome? You mean the other way around? Lol
I don’t know maybe it’s just me and other cucks actually like such porn but I find it completely unarousing. I believe that to most of it’s consumers cuckoldry is only tangential to other themes.
First of all, cuck porn NEEDS plot. Yes I know that people don’t watch porn for plot but this is the one genre that actually needs plot. Bull should be a handsome, charismatic, masculine, smart and teasing guy. He should prove his superiority over cuck in plot for the cuckold porn to make sense. Actually the personality and looks of a bull are more important than the looks and personality of a girl.
Western cuck porn disregards plot and bulls are uncharismatic bland characters with a horrible acting. Just straight sex with some other guy sitting in a room and watching. I mean what’s the point of it all.
Japanese porn(both drawn and JAV) on the other hand have plot but often make the bull disgusting and rapey with the girl gradually begining to enjoy it due to blackmail, mind control, mind break etc. and like fuck this rapey stuff off I hate it. She should herself immediately realize the superiority of the bull over cuck without any coercion. Bull should be handsome and charismatic, not ugly and creepy. Though I do respect the Japanese for having guts to do the abortion fetish in their drawn porn, I love the idea of my girl aborting my kids but keeping the other men’s.
Then there is cuck porn where the girl cheats for money. This is a completely not cuck porn at all, not just a bad one, the cuck part is just completely absent in such situations. The dynamics are ruined and make no sense, the emotional and humiliating part are gone like wtf is this.
Then there are weird race stuff about white(in western porn) and asian(in Japanese and Korean porn) girls being taken by black and brown men and I don’t even want to talk about it. It’s just cringe.
All in all finding a good actual cuck porn is very hard nowadays. I just wonder whether it’s because other cucks have a horrible taste or because somehow they’re not a proper true cucks and it’s a part of some other fetish.
Now I’m wondering how similar is the name of the HR page to cuckin.com
I wonder if she meant Copilot which is even funnier (hey Copilot, open cuckin.com)