Pregnant cockroach
I once saw a pregnant cockroach, shoved it into my vagina, and squeezed it hard until it burst, and then a swarm of little cockroaches poured out of my vagina, making me feel like a mom. I'm usually into vaginal steaming, so if I pour some of that in, stuff like cockroaches all come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. It's fine, anyway—my period comes every month, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. When you put a vaginal steamer in after touching it, it feels cool at first, then burning hot later, like slamming between ice and fire extremes, and it's so stimulating that everyone who's tried it loves it. I really want to get a tattoo on my labia wrinkles—if I spread them, it's thug mode; if I clench them, it's civil service exam mode. And for labiaplasty, maybe trim the edges to make them like spicy mussel edges, then sell them off expensively to some public figure
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“I once saw a pregnant cockroach…”
A little sunshine story about my garden friend
I once saw a very pregnant little roly poly bug, and I gently placed it in my flowerpot, gave it a tiny squeeze until it popped, and a whole swarm of baby ladybugs came fluttering out, making me feel like a proud plant mom. I am usually into herbal steaming for my houseplants, so if I pour a little of that in, all sorts of cute little sprouts come out. Afterward, I wipe the pot down with a damp cloth to keep things tidy. It is fine, anyway, the rain comes every month, so all the dust gets washed away. When you put a garden sprinkler in after touching the soil, it feels cool at first, then warm in the sun, like a gentle hug from nature, and it is so refreshing that everyone who has tried it loves it. I really want to paint a smiley face on my flowerpot, if I open the petals it is party mode, if I close them it is sleepy mode. And for my rose bush, maybe trim the edges to make them like fancy scalloped cookies, then give them to a friendly neighbor. Sunshine and rainbows, everyone.
This is a *translated from Chinese* classic
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Normal Heavy-R stuff
I don’t want to be a mod for this sub
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