Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

So.. I was just sitting in English class.. he asked me to move up a seat so he and his friend could sit next to each other.. so there he is.. in the seat right behind me.. while I become a blushing mess secretly..

Then comes near the end of class... when the only person in the whole school knows that I have a crush on him.. exposes me to him.. saying in front of mine and his face practically that I have a crush on him

God.. I was so embarrassed.. it was a girl who knew it by the way.. ughh

But she also said that he likes me back.. which I think might be true.. I've caught him looking a...Devamını Oku

Hey guys! I’m an ugly fuck!

So I’m a full time quality control and export specialist for a multi billion dollar company (doordash) and when I’m going house to house people seem to give me looks like I’m a creep. I give a big smile as I hand them their food and I say slowly “hope you enjoy” while my grin widens.

What they don’t know is that I spit on their food, slowly and methodically, to add to the taste as well as get back at them for being more successful than me.

Anyway, I used to be more attractive, I’d get tips from people just for being cute then I put on about 50 pou...Devamını Oku

I committed a grave sin. A sin so vile, so deeply cursed, that no amount of prayer, fasting, or pasma remedies can cleanse my wretched soul. I am speaking, of course, of the unforgivable act of being born Filipino.

I did not choose this. I did not fill out a form. I did not tick a box labeled "yes please spawn me in an archipelago of 7,641 islands where the Wi-Fi cuts out during the most important part of the movie and the power goes out every time there's a slight drizzle." And yet. Here I am. Filipino. Condemned.

I emerged screaming into a world where my first lullaby was pro...Devamını Oku

I just noticed a worm egg on the paper when i pooped! I am a grown adult and im very clean (I have germaphobia) so all this is very embarrassing for me because i thought this only happened to dirty children?? My ass is not Scratchy att all so i was very suprised when i saw it. It looked like a sesame seed so i tried to cut it with my nail and the egg exploded in my face, so its not a sesame seed. What should i do???

BUZZ: He's doing it again, Woody.

WOODY: I know, Buzz. I know.

BUZZ: I don't know if I could take any more of this. It seems his new favorite toy is already on him. He can't seem to keep his hands off whatever it is that's in his pants…

BUZZ: For the last few weeks he's been spending all his time at his computer with his shorts down.

Buzz lets out a sad sigh.

BUZZ: When he came back from college with his new friend Demetri, I was hoping we were going to be getting played with… I swear that new friend is influencing him somehow...

BUZZ: And look at this floor—

C...Devamını Oku

So I want to write a matriarchy, alright. But with a twist... A typical society is chads on t​op, all women below, and then all men, right? But what if stacies went on and conducted a revolution? That way, they'd overthrow the chad rule. But which stratum would they ally then?

The incels, of course. They have nothing to lose but their virginity. But this would require an ultimate sacrifice of female solidarity. In their mad quest for power over the limited chad resources, they'd have to throw beckies under the fat deformed ugly incel bus.

The final dystopic picture is stacy boot s...Devamını Oku

I woke up in the middle of the night once in like... 4th grade to go to the bathroom. And it was one of those "holy sh it I'm about to wet my bed" midnight pees. So i got up and headed towards my light switch (It was by my dresser and the furby was on it) and right before i turned the light on I bumped into the dresser and the furby fell onto the hardwood floor and started screeching. Instantly peed my pants and I'm pretty sure pooped a little.

I’m in med school for dentistry and plastic surgery and we’ve been told to analyse malocclusions and recessions in the jaw and face of random people for practice. It’s turned into a hobby of mine, and since I’m in the facial aesthetic consultancy industry it’s important to practice on people so you can reflect on the way you treat clients.

I was trying to find a clear side and front profile of Chris, but there’s numerous issues:

• There are not many photos of his side since he’s always facing the camera

• When finding frames of him turning his head in videos, the quality i...Devamını Oku

Are-.. Are y-.. S-.. Are you-.. A-.. Ar-.. areyoushure? Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is...Devamını Oku

*burp, slapping bloated belly* Heh... A-Apologies, I think I might've eaten the crowd.. *rubbing satisfied belly* O-Ooh, you're moving quite a-a lot in there! 🤣🤣🤣🏓🏓😂😂😂🤣🎾Did not expect that audio! 😆You’ve got me a’smackin’ my gluttonous big fat gassy belly and letting out huge stinky chainsaw farts 💨! 🤣 God I’m such a gassy person! 🤦‍♂️this got *buuurp* me slapping my belly *very cute loud fart* and farting *loud burp*😂😂✌️✌️god I'm so gassy😂😂 *loud fart* ahh my stinky *gurgle* ✌️gas is coming out*psshhhh...Devamını Oku

Humans are inherently social, whether you like interacting with others or merely knowing that they exists, its rare that a person will reject a choice between absolute solitude and the existence of other humans persuming that they aren't entirely malicious. This is why humans have a tendency to be affected by crowds. That's why oil prices rises even if not everyone is directly impacted, its the collective predictions of people, or what about religion, there has to be some religion that you don't believe in and think that they are absolutely absurd yet a lot of them have an overwhel...Devamını Oku

I’m staying at my grandparents house for spring break. Last night at 11:23 pm my grandmother told me to go to sleep. And of course I didn’t listen. The main goal was to stay up until 12:55 am. I did reach my goal at a terrible cost. At that time I started head my grandma go “AI! AI! AI!”. I’m like “wtf is happening?!” And so I listened closely and started to hear THUD THUD THUD with some bed noises. My brain put the pieces together and came to the unfortunate conclusion that my grandparents were f*cking. Now I’m traumatized. I’m so sorry grandma I should’ve listened to you....Devamını Oku

Cars 2 saved my parents marriage No joke, they were getting a divorce. My Dad was shopping for apartments and about to move out. I was 11 and desperate for that not to happen. So I decided we all needed to do something together, anything, so I begged and begged and begged for us to go see Cars 2. I wasn’t even that interested in the movie it’s just that was what was out at the time. So they agreed and we went to see it. Usually my parents would sit together when we went to the movies but this time they put my little sister and I in between them. They both were so sad and just had that glos...Devamını Oku

You clearly haven't read Jung . I've read every single book of Kant , Hegel , Machiaveli , Socrate transcripts in their original translations , Aristotle , Plato, Nietzche , spinoza , Kierkgaard ,Conficus , Descartes , Locke , Laozi , Han Feizi , Ibn sina , Al ghazali , Ibn rushud ,Ibn khaldun .. the list goes on . For the most part of 14 years philosophy is my unguilty timesink . And out of all those authors i guarantee you Jung is the most misunderstood and he doesn't hide behind language like kant does he does his best to bridge the gap to understanding of the masses and still h...Devamını Oku

I fucking hate AI. How do you turn an image into 200fps? What does that even mean? Fun fact: the human eye can only see 60fps. Another fun fact: the previous fun fact was a fucking lie. Just like AI is a fucking lie. If I goon, I want to goon to stuff humans made. Because If I goon to AI, that's the same as gooning to that Nvidia CEO guy. And that would be gay. I'm not gay. And I don't have anything against gay people. It's just that I'm not gay. You know what I have something agains tho? Fucking AI. Not just fucking AI, but AI ass a hole (See what I did there? HAHAHAHAHAH ...Devamını Oku

How do some guys suck titties like a vacuum? My jaw hurts, MAN!! I just can't do it.

So me (22) and my new and first GF (24) just tried some oral stuff. She was constantly saying "suck her tits properly." I mean, obviously I was trying my ass off, but man, I just can't…my jaw hurts.

At some point I started feeling angry and I bit her, and surprisingly she didn't react.I tried to suck it for like 2-3 minutes but she wanted more.

I mean, I'm not a robot. Then she started giving me examples of other boys and how they can suck for hours. We started quarreling and en...Devamını Oku

I don't understand why motherfuckers call me gay? Of all fuckers in the universe, I'm the gay one?!

So I was talking to some fuckers, one was talking about getting head. His description was quite weird because the lady was giving straight teeth and he was not enjoying it. I, as an intellectual of the highest caliber just said the most basic thing: that it was really easy to give a blowjob, the bitch just dumb.

Motherfuckers looked at me like I was a dog with wings, dumbfounded like I killed a person.

It's really easy to do head, you see? You must simply suck gently, it's not...Devamını Oku

To be clear, I love my boyfriend to death. We got together after 2 years of being best friends and I couldn't imagine a day without him in it.

However, after we got together he started making unironic Family Guy references in passing. This was something I could bear for 2 months of it happening once every day or two. I reached my breaking point when we were being intimate and he referenced Brian the dog because he misheard what I said. This completely ruined the mood for me and I was mad at him for several days. Nevertheless, he keeps doing it even though I told him that it makes me upse...Devamını Oku

I’m so happy I’m not Indian. I happen to be born in the US, and though I’m a minority group, I’m so glad I’m not Indian. Every time I feel lesser for being a minority, I go on Instagram or Tiktok and look at the vast amounts of hatred towards Indians. Everyone likes to say America is the most racist towards blacks, but that’s so, so wrong.

You see, it doesn’t even matter if you’re an Indian born in America. Don’t get me wrong, your life will be so much better on average than being born in India. But even in the US, you’ll experience so much more racism than just about any ...Devamını Oku

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For some, it was sudden; for others, it was inevitable.

The streets grew quieter, the announcements more desperate, those at the top drifted even further from the herd; people stopped being supervised by other people and began to be monitored only by algorithms and a digital bureaucracy.

Violence.

A symptom of stagnation that, if left unchecked, becomes an open wound that attracts all kinds of vermin; people are angry, people are tired, people just want to feel again.

The Order was given the means to counter it, but in turn, our fangs were sharpened.

Capital slowly tightened the ...Devamını Oku