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Hello, Alex. It is me, your old best friend, Luis. I used to work at Tucker Creek as the art teacher. Remember when you used to go to the art class and I was there painting a picture? We used to hit the geek bars all the time, dude. Remember when we used to play the fidget spinner technique and see if you were circumfixed? I miss you, man. Write back soon. Sincerely, Luis.

Bluds, Oomfies, Semen Retainers, lend me your aura;

I come to bless up Caesar, not to glaze him.

The cringe that men do lives after them;

The based is oft interred with their gyatts;

So let it be with Caesar. The redpilled Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was bluepilled:

If it were so, it was an uncanny fault,

And uncannily hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and his squad–

For Brutus is a sigma male;

So are they all, all sigma males–

Come I to griddy in Caesar’s funeral.

He was my mutual, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was bluepilled;

And Brutus ...Devamını Oku

Hellooo!!!

My name is ziddlebop

age: 19

prnouns: he/they

likes: sociology, genshin impact, zzz, overwatch, fallout, reading, movies, naps, BEING WOKE

dislikes: CHATGPT, toxic religion, people who can’t take accountability, bullying disguised as jokes

hobbies: video games, dj-ing (IM SO BAD), listening to music, kissing my boyfriend, and advocating for mental health awareness (future therapist 🙏 )

please reach out!!! i miss my 2020 era of having online friends!!! Feel free to dm if you want. i’m in college and very very busy so i might not respond super quick but i will eventually

Maybe, but don’t assume it.

“do your own thing” plus a smirky emoji can be suggestive. It can also just be teasing. The smirk is what makes it ambiguous. So the honest read is:

• possible innuendo: yes

• certain sexual hint: no

The mistake would be acting like it is definitely sexual and replying too hard. That is how guys make a normal flirty moment weird.

Best move is to answer in a way that works either way. Light, playful, not explicit.

Good examples:

• “crazy wording there lol”

• “smirk emoji is doing a lot of work here”

• “my own thing? that sounds sus...Devamını Oku

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEIN...Devamını Oku

This is a mod that enables you to use the latest technology to improve your game, and that's exactly what I did myself. I'm a linguist and not a programmer, and I wouldn't have been able to make this mod if I would not have been able to use natural language. If you think that anything made with AI is slop, I don't think you understand where the technology is at this point. And you're free to not use the mod if you don't like my AI chicken, but I think the Script Extender tag is more useful for users than an AI-generated content tag, which is quite clear from the first p...Devamını Oku

to make your parents proud
to conquer your fears
to see your family again
to see your Favorite artist live
to listen to music again
to experience a new culture
to make new friends
to inspire
to have your own children
to adopt your own pet
to make yourself proud
to meet your idols
to laugh until you cry
to feel tears of happiness
to eat your favorite food
to see your siblings grow
to pass school
to get tattoo
to smile until your cheeks hurt
to meet your internet friends
to find someone who loves you like you deserve
to eat ice cream on a hot day
to drink hot chocolate on a cold day
to see untou...Devamını Oku

Ask me about it, I love talking about it.

I'm bored and feel like infodumping.

Basically the whole idea behind clothes hypothetically being alive is that they’d look like invisible people on the outside but the clothes themselves would be the sentient beings.

The clothes would be able to exist via nanobots that are programmed to maintain the shape of the outfit that’s ‘alive’, so it’s more so just simulating being alive as opposed to actually being living beings. The nanobots would have a sci-fi thingy called zero point energy that allows them to telekinetically manipulate th...Devamını Oku

I'm gonna reveal a big fucking secret that might change the game forever, I swear.

So, something a man never told you but I will, listen carefully.

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Afroman just wanted his door fixed and an apology. He never wanted to put the Adams County Sheriff's Office on blast. But now, everybody knows that Licc'em Low Lisa, Shawn Grooming Grooms, and Randy "Son of a Bitch" Walters only found mama's lemon pound cake and no kidnapping victims when they raided his house.

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As the title says, I fell down a rabbit hole. It started in 2019 when an ex was trying to hurt my feelings and told me she faked every orgasm she ever had when having sex with me. It lingered in my mind and eventually I shamefully became turned on by it. Pretty soon it was all I could get off to.

I wouldn't necessarily say it's damaging my life, because I still work and act normal and have a normal partnership with someone who won't do it, (which is fine cause I value consent and I won't pressure them), but every time I cum when we have sex im secretly fantasizing ab...Devamını Oku

Try not to get scared. Scariest stories.
I was walking down the street one day when I was stopped by the fuck you guy. "Fuck you!" I then shot the fuck you guy 43 times in the chest with my desert eagle. "I'm calling the police. You just shot that man?" Fuck! I said. I ran over to my friend Sky's house and stayed in hiding. Nut little did I know, Sky's pet was... The Creature?

This is why no one likes America. Japan has so much better animation. You can stay with your chopped ugly eve while I say with Japanese anime baddies. America doesn't get how to animate. Pathetic. Everyone in anime looks so much better than this POS. Everyone clowns me and excludes me because of my truthful statements. Japan does everything better and you guys are just jealous. I can't wait to leave America and find my future wife in Japan and live in that utopia. This review is more of a statement of why people that like American shows are losers. I wish they were as based like me and...Devamını Oku

aint notn genius or brilliant bout none of them serial killers

each and everyone of em victims all women and children

and all their arrests and sentencings all sound shady even the executed ones they all like to make it sound like tv they did this n that but most of their evidence is crooked too thats why you cant trust them so

dont trust them

Gayce was convicted of atrocious acts and still on council

mthrfkrs taking blood doors out the trash putting it in his studio after Deborah Tate confronted him face to face at the house and said "so you exploiting my sisters death for your...Devamını Oku

So I'm a pharmacy tech. Yesterday I was doing my job, enjoying life. I was talking to another tech about shows I'm going to this weekend (Big Ass Truck/Chiodos and Major League/With The Punches).

My older pharmacist started laughing when I mentioned Big Ass Truck and went "is that seriously their name? There's no way a band is called that."

Anyway I was off today. Now I feel like work is a hostile environment and I'm not sure if I can go back to that sort of discrimination against the music I love tomorrow. Do I report her to HR?

Also she said Emmure (who is also p...Devamını Oku

It doesn’t match your intuition on what intelligence is? Damn, you heard that everyone. This fella doesn’t think AI is smart enough, throw the whole technology away!

If you still think that LLM’s are the only variation of AI in the big ‘26, there’s no hope for you. Your job will be taken and you’ll be put on food stamps with the rest of the normies. That’s ok tho.

user prompts ai in a very specific way that AI is literally not built for GOTCHA! AI DUMB!🤤 you’re the actual robot. If I had to put my life on the line to choose a better entity to give me advice, I would choos...Devamını Oku

Do you know how fucking GREEDY you have to be to have sex with TWO women at the same time?
Like… save some pussy for the rest of us, bro.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Regular dudes out here are lucky to get a single like on Hinge in six months.
Actual Chads are refreshing Bumble for 45 minutes straight just to land one mid coffee date that goes nowhere.
And meanwhile, here you are RAW-DOGGING a whole threesome like it’s just a regular Tuesday night.
Two whole women. At once. Touching you. Moaning for you.
You absolute fucking consumer of resources. You walking war crime against the male lonelines...Devamını Oku

The morning was like any other; I start my day by ignoring my first two alarms and finally waking up at the 3rd. I then get out of bed to put some clothes on and head to the bathroom. As I sat down on the toilet and pulled down my undies I noticed that there was a mysterious substance on my underwear and all over the tip of my shlong. At first I thought it was snot; the substance was thick and sticky and for some reason kind of had a yellowish cream color to it, just like snot. There was also a stain in my bed right where my shlong rests. But why would there be snot on my shlong, I asked. No. ...Devamını Oku

More power, and I mean great economic power. The greatest power, my friend, a great friend, said I needed more power. more pace, and I mean the greatest pace, greater than the great Usain Bolt, I said it, the great Usain Bolt
More money, and I mean a lot of money, the greatest money. You know, Obama said I wouldn't have enough money, but look where I am now, I am the greatest at money. more taste, and I mean... the greatest taste of the greatest food the great mar-a-lago has to offer, I said it, the great mar-a-lago
More sex, and I mean the greatest sex, UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH *hip thrusts wi...Devamını Oku

yall can NOT be serious rn that is literally just A BURGER. IT IS A BURGER. SHE IS FUCKING A FUCKING BURGER. like i can see the whole ideal of "bwoah lemme get deepthroated by a futa" but like why are you commenting this shit on a post where one is JUST FUCKING A BURGER. i dont even know what the fuck to say anymore. i think im just done with porn now. i dont wanna be addicted anymore because of this comment section right here. im gonna go better my life instead of jerking off to fetish porn so wish me luck on my journey ok bye