I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again.
I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again.
Literally every uncle, aunty, and kid on the road was staring at me with their mouths agape. I am not exaggerating when I say that I saw 80-90 people literally stop and turn around to watch me. Their judgemental eyes left a crawling sensation on my skin.
Isn't Delhi supposed to be the capital of this "superpower"? Isn't Delhi supposed to be a "metropolitan" city? Is this what us Indians can do the best, seriously?
I'm seriously considering emigrating just based off this one incident. Because the street is different- it's all strangers. What hurt the most is when I got home after everyone woke up.
My wife starting crying when I walked into the house. My own kids froze still in terror. My grandmother had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. May her soul rest in peace.
India is not a safe place for balding middle-aged men to go out running in a sports bra and booty shorts.
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**my roommate (22m, femboy) sat on my lap during a blackout and now we share a bed. hes a guy. im still not gay though. (24m)**
so before anyone jumps in, i need to establish that i am not gay. im like 80% straight, which is a real number i came up with but its accurate.
my roommate finn moved in 11 months ago. we found each other in a facebook group for people who needed a room. he showed up to the viewing in a skirt and thigh highs and i remember thinking ok cool a girl. he is not a girl. thats fine i just want to be clear that i thought that.
finn is 5’4 and he has an ass that should honestly be studied. i mean it. i’ve told him this. he says im exaggerating. im not. when he bends down to get the milk (bottom shelf, our fridge is weird and it only fits there) its a whole event. sometimes i just stand in the doorway and watch like a creep. hes aware.
blackout was a tuesday. maybe wednesday. power went out around 9. finn is scared of the dark which is insane for a 22yo man but ok. he asked if he could sit near me. i said yeah sit on the couch. he sat on the couch. then he sat on my lap. i dont remember agreeing to that second part but i also made no move to stop it so i guess i did.
and he just stayed. like 40 minutes. i put my hand on his leg. his leg, not his ass, i want to be accurate here.
long story short we fucked. and i need to talk about his dick because its cute. genuinely cute. its not small but its not big, its just cute, it has a vibe. i told him that. he said “dicks cant have vibes.” objectively wrong but whatever.
now heres where people will fight me. i topped. so by definition thats basically straight behavior. my logic is airtight.
he also cums really loud. louder than me. im the one doing the work here. make it make sense. our walls are thin and our neighbor gary (retired, 60s, watches a lot of golf) asked me last week what all the noise was. i said nothing. he nodded like he got it. he did not get it.
we’ve been together 4 months. my mom asked if finn is my boyfriend and i said technically. she said what does technically mean. i said it means hes a guy but hes cute. she said thats not what technically means. ok mom.
not gay though
**EDIT:** to everyone saying “you’re gay” ok but then explain why i still find women attractive. checkmate
