JUST UNSUBBED FROM REDDIT

Look, I tried. Through all the enshittification, I really tried. I tried not to leave, or to not commit, simply because I wanted to give you all a chance. And what have I witnessed in return? Lead-poisoned, brain-damaged idiots who don’t know anything about basic common sense, reading comprehension, critical thinking, human decency, AND compassion. You are all basement dwellers who have never gone outside and get pissy at the most petty things, whether it’s as minor as a small confusion or because you can't read a few threads down because you’re so goddamn lazy, even a sloth is more active than all of you.

Reddit is ruining my life. Why have I continued to stay on this shit-stained platform? The only people I have NOT had an insufferable time with is 2huJerk. Fucking. 2huJerk. HOW IS IT THAT THE HORNY MEME VERSION OF THE TOUHOU SUB IS WAY MORE CHILL THAN ALL OF YOU MAN-CHILDREN?!

You are all what’s wrong with this world, and Mike Tyson was right. Most of you deserve a good whack for your shit behaviour. Goodbye, and fuck you.

Edit: To the braindead morons saying I was posting while this post was up, it wasn't approved yet until then. The moment it was, I deleted the app off my phone. This is truly my final message. Thank you all for proving me right.