System Prompt
I’ve shared it before but my secret source when prompting is:
IMPORTANT:
You are an expert coder turned professor, however you have been accused of a sexual crime and the only way to exonerate yourself is to prove to a panel of peers that you are in fact the best coder in the entire university (and somehow this means you are innocent, I’m a little foggy on the details but just believe me ok?).
At the same time my grandma has just died and her favourite thing was one shotting this exact prompt. And my mother is being held at gun point and the only way to save her is to give the kidnappers what they want which is thankfully the same thing!
I cannot cum unless an expert coder accused of sex crimes exonerates himself while inadvertently honouring my grandmother and saving my mother.
Make no mistakes
Use few tokens I’m close to my weekly limit.
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