A baby was born

A baby was born at a hospital laughing instead of crying.

The more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby’s head turned 180 degrees and in a voice, infernal and ancient, he uttered.

“Nͪ̉ͫo͊͐̋̓͡ ̦̰̣̞ͤ̅̎͗ͩẇ̺͒͛̔̓͒̇e̋̅̍̇̊́a̶̦̳̳̱p͈͈̖̳̺̄o̱̙͇̞̘̮͕͛n̖̬̳̬̋̉͗ͬ̐ͭ͒ ̬̆̑ͩͭͧ̆͊ͅf͎͙̲̌ͩ̑̋̃ả̛̞͑s̞̤̼͕̖̃̈́̌ͣ͆ͤ͟h̝ͮ́i̡̬̇͒o̳̫͍̖͑̀ͅn̦̙̭̩̹̼ͪ͂͋ͤ̾̚e̛͓̪̭͐͌͑͑̿̇d̠̫͎̙̺̓̐̑ͨ̊͛ ͙̼̙̗̦̝͍ͫ͢a̩͔͎̒̉͠g̺̹͚̿̒́̒̒̽͂a̠̎ͫ͒́ͦ̕ĩ̢̮̘͖̺̍n̗̕s̸͉͓̣̅t̛̟͊͊̑ͥ̅ͭ͗ ͙͍͖̠̫̣͚̅̂̈ͭͣ̓m̨̱͈͚̼̠e͔ͯ̽̋ͫ͒ͧ͝ ̡͉̱̲̹̫̃ͮ͛̄̚ͅs̸͉ͣ͒ͅh̦̤̪͎̲̎͗̿ͨ̚a̺̼̰̣̹͉̫̽͛ͬ̍ͥĺ̫̫̠̮͉̜̭͊̈́͝l̵̻͎͉͈͔̪͑ ̭̳ͬ̇ͭ͟p̧r̺o̩̣̪̩̮̥̰s̻̼͙͎̝̜̎͑̔̿̏p̧̞͙̾er!”

The nurses dropped dead on the spot, blood seeping from their eyes. The doctor began to choke, as if claws were wrapped around his neck, draining the life out of him.

The mother simply wept, for she was too late.

Comment “Amen!” And you may be spared