Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

notes etc fun stories here, never heard them before but I will tell you this:

NIKKI [stagename] it won't be a noun or a verb, but an adjective I can recall and this woman, I swear, to fuck and I do to you I swear it is just like the Lady, on the Ghosts Show on TV but American and my Firend: do this,

Look Back into the Footage from the event we remember best from what the Richest Man in the History of the world, that, one that is like an Isambard Kingdom Brunell of Social Media and Big Plans for the kind of behavior which, I don't approve of but He did tell me that the Boy, here, had...Devamını Oku

Knew a guy like this in college. A real mousy little kid who, unbeknownst to all the rest of us, also happened to be some super genius. In fact, I kind of thought he was stupid for a while. He never got his driver's license, and whenever I'd ask why, he'd just say "I won't need one." He never had a girlfriend as far as I knew, and would spend all his free time playing Dota. Still, dude was chill af, and he had the biggest dorm so we'd hang out at his place. It went like that for about 2 years. Then, out of nowhere, the guy disappears! Doesn't tell anybody and ...Devamını Oku

finna lose my shit (insert thing you don't like) but y'all don't give a fuck. Suck my dick (insert thing/person you don't like)

Watched a girl on the subway knuckle deep in her nostril, digging away for gold, as she pulled her finger out of her nose and examined her treasure intently before eating it. It wasn’t like a one time thing either, she was making a full meal out of it. All the while being surrounded by other people. I watched for a while before looking away and locking eyes for a brief second with another stranger who shared a face of absolute disgust.

This was a grown ass, mid 20s woman munching away on nose nuggets. Not even like a quick, sly, pretending to be scratching her nose type of picking. She was ...Devamını Oku

Yuri please touch me
god I want someone to cut themselves for me…. It’d be so fucking pretty
“Hey I just cut deeper!”
good girl
My beautiful, purple princess. I love you forever, so so much my beloved doll. I’d take care of you and cuddle you to sleep. I’ll be your ideal prince/princess, let you do what you want with me. I love you so fucking much I’d sacrifice everything for your existence, you’re my ideal partner. I’ll be your kitten or you could be my kitten. We can have an amputated cat together, anything you want baby. My lovely thicc wife, I want to touch your titties. ...Devamını Oku

Patch notes 92.28.211.234 "I have your IP address kid". In case you've noticed (you haven't), there have been a few changes to the sub lately.

You can now comment with GIFs and images. Go ham.
Better spam control to combat bots. No more "MiK4lya CAmPin0 L3aks" hopefully.
Rules Update. Erotica/smut will be meet with 28 days ban. Duration will increase for repeat offenders (28, 60, 120, etc). Go over to Wattpad to write your sexy sex peanits stories.
Mod list update. Suspended mods have been removed. Inactive mods will also eventually be removed after a while. Sub would had been ba...Devamını Oku

Biraz garip bir yazı olabilir çünkü ülkemizde bu tarz bir içerik görmedim fakat yabancılarda çok ilgi çeken bir konu gelin biraz biz de tartışalım ve bir şeyler öğrenelim. Şimdi başlık doğru yanlış duymadınız. (benim gözümde monitörler 20 sene boyunca ilerlemedi aksine geriledi) bu yüzden 4K 144Hz monitörümü bırakıp tekrardan CRT kullanmaya başladım. Peki bu nasıl oluyor? Kısaca CRT monitörler yani tüplü dediğimiz monitörleri hepimiz bir dönem kullandık ve hayatımızdan çıkarıp kısa bir süre sonra LCD panellere geçtik. Hatta CRT kullandığım...Devamını Oku