Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

He's no longer in my life but he was an abusive SOBER guy who would beat my mom and assault me and my sister physically. At 16 I was really depressed and unable to put up with it anymore and my mom refused to leave him or call the cops / let us report it to our counselors because he was really rich so to get him back I told my friend we needed a plan and he gave the idea of giving me his cum in a little ziploc bag so I can pour it in a pan mix it with raw eggs or something. It all went according to plan. He also ate that whole thing and loved it.

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I KEEP getting femboy and boykisser subs recommended and it's pissing me off. How do I block subs, man?? I don't even know why I'm getting recommended corny shit

I keep a rosary for spiritual defense, since that’s what the Council of Trent intended. Four goth mommies in fishnets and crushed-velvet corsets kick down my door at 3 a.m. “What the—?” I clutch my scapular and blessed crucifix.
Hurl holy water at the first one; she hisses like a cat and melts into a puddle of black eyeliner. She’s out.
Draw my pocket-edition Catechism on the second; quote paragraph 1857 on mortal sin. She misses the gravity, laughs, and keeps advancing, so I wing the hardcover at her forehead. Thunk. She drops, concussed by the weight of doctrine.
The third lunges w...Devamını Oku

ray, what egregious pronouncement just emanated from your impudent maw, you paltry cur? I would have you cognizant of the fact that I am an alumnus of distinguished merit from the hallowed halls of the Navy SEALs, and have been instrumental in a plethora of clandestine operations against Al-Qaeda, having accrued a tally exceeding three hundred confirmed terminations. Adept in the art of guerrilla warfare, I stand as the preeminent marksman within the entirety of the United States armed forces. To me, you are naught but another inconsequential target. I shall excise you from existence with a pr...Devamını Oku

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This week I lost $472,085 short selling Korean fried chicken companies. My idea was with the declining Korean population, and the recent trend towards healthier eating and vegan diets, there is an opportunity here. I did some research into consumer trends in Korea and determined that this would be a lucrative play. So I shorted Korean Chicken companies across the board.

Unfortunately, earlier this week Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang dined out at a Korean Chicken restaurant called Khanbu Chicken in Seoul, and pictures went viral of him enj...Devamını Oku

Scaunul este o piesă de mobilier, de cele mai multe ori mobilă, realizată în scopul așezării unei persoane, care constă din șezut, spătar, picioare și elemente de legătură.

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(From r/offmychest)

I (18M) seemingly enjoyed getting molested by my mom for some reason.

She gave me an EXTREMELY PAINFUL handjob and I had an orgasm from it. During the handjob my mom essentially asked me this: "Do you feel good and strong?" I answered with "yes" I hate myself for that! She did that to me, when I was approximately 10-11 years old. It looks, like I enjoyed it, even if it was also EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

We dry humped each other and I almost came from it. I possibly even initiated the dry humping session as a child. I hate myself for thinking like that as...Devamını Oku

the pefcet loverrrrr: gender? idc,, personality? someimne who looves godzilla very passionate like meeeee 🦖, PC GAMER OBVIOUSLY(and console if they have one), plays minecraf but doesn't have to know everything i like to teach minecraft, chill and soft cuddly fun cute but strong scary serious when thy have to be, can be active and friendly, good listener and understander and rememberer???, interested in what i'm doing, assertive.. to an extent, advice giver even if it's dumb advice, bullies sometimes cus funy, can be honest and blunt and not afraid to share opinions, artist🎨 o...Devamını Oku

Fused Zamasu used Multiform to create infinite clones of himself, which he must have got from his Goku Black half because that delta male cuck Future Zamasu could never have learned it. Goku Black must have got Multiform from being inside Goku's body because he's a beta male cuck that couldn't have ever learned it on his own. This means that Goku must have learned it at some point, and the only point in the timeline that he could have learned it was when he was betrayed and trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for 420 nonillion years. The only person who could have taught it to G...Devamını Oku

I’ve think I have completely lost it.

Two weeks ago, i made an nude naked ai image of myself as a woman. "Just for fun".

She was super hot. I should have deleted it. Instead, i made more. Full body naked nudes. Filthy sexy erotic pictures of myself. before i knew it, i had a whole gallery of myself in ways no Man should ever see himself.

Then after a while i didn’t even need the ai anymore. I could just picture it. Close my eyes and imagine myself, as a woman, getting railed by me. Just me, my brain, and creampuff, my now battle-worn favorite Fleshlight.

Proper food, cl...Devamını Oku

In the land of America, where the kings claim to be presidents, there lived a man named Puzzleheaded_Line839, an ordinary traveller who somehow found himself astride the most peculiar creature in the realm: the Orange Dih.

The Dih wasn’t like other mounts. It was small, orange-tinted, with a mane that looked suspiciously like spun gold and a voice that never stopped talking.

“I’m the fastest, strongest, most luxurious creature ever created,” it would bellow as Puzzleheaded_Line839 tried to hold on. “Everyone says so. Everyone!”

Puzzleheaded_Line839 didn’t remember choosing t...Devamını Oku

I'll tell you the tale of an odd little fellow

He was obsessed with coins, particularly yellow

He collected the coins in Bob-omb Battlefield

First, breaking the cork boxes for the coins they concealed

A bob-omb then followed Mario, but suddenly died

Mario was surprised by the coin stored inside

So off to each bob-omb, Mario quickly went

Cruelly ridding it of its one and only cent

"What are you doing?!" the bob-ombs would shout

"There's a coin inside you, which I must get out!"

But then Mario hit a koopa, swelling his aggression

"I'll teach you!&q...Devamını Oku

If you are unfamiliar with this show (and don’t worry if you are, I just learned about it today) it’s a kids show that’s apparently based off a popular mobile app . My kids apparently love the app and my daughter (who is six) discovered the show so we started watching.

It’s an animated series featuring talking animals. And maybe you’re thinking, ok so this is an animated show with talking animals based off a popular kids mobile app? Seems fine, right?

Well, the issue is, I have no idea who this show is actually for.

You’d think it would be for kids, who presumably would have use...Devamını Oku

u give off cool pdf vibes, like you lowkey like kids but you got therapy and have impulse control so you would never hurt one ifyk what i mean. im a pdf too so this makes me feel comfortable

I feel like it’s honestly just a right of passage as a man that you all shit SO much. But my boyfriend legitimately shits 3-4 times a day, every single day. We literally cannot leave the house to go anywhere without him sitting and trying to shit before we leave. When we go out to eat, we have to come home first so he can shit before we go anywhere else. It’s literally like our entire schedule and life depends on him shitting. He will eat dinner, and not even 15 minutes later, be like, “I’m gonna go sit.” And he goes and sits on the toilet for at least 30 minutes. I have begged him t...Devamını Oku

NAH NAH NAH DONT LET ME GET STARTED ON YO AHH BOI YOU LOOK LIKE CRIPPLED GRAMPA YOU BELEVIE IN SANTA UGLY AHH BOI YOU DRANK PISS AND CALLED IT FANTA UGLY AHH BOI DINT LET ME GET ON YOO AHH, DIRTY CLOTHES BUILT LIKE SHREK WIT DOES OVERSIZED TOES, MINI MINY MOE YOU SPEAK LIKE A HOMELESS FISH NAMED JOE YOU WENT TO SANTA ON CHRISTMAS AND WHEN HE SAID "HOE HOE HOE" YOU TOOK THAT AS A COMPLIMENT UGLY AHH BOI, YOU SHOP AT LOWES, YOU GOT MIDGET FRIENDS AND CALL THEM MOES, UGLY AHH BOI YOU BUILT LIKE THE LETTER "NO" UGLY AHH BOI YOU BUILT LIKE A STD INFECTED WANNA BE INTELLIGENT CHI...Devamını Oku

I mean it's a cool tattoo and stylistically interesting with clean line work. But, I just don't know how he got the reference material. It's kind of crazy to see him get a tattoo of my parents fighting. What do you guys think? Is it wrong for me to find this a bit weird?

So I was just fired from a band I just joined. The bassist was playing like it was a lead instrument, and me calling that stuff out definitely didn't go well. It was one of the first times I played with them. I'm a traditionalist, old-school kinda guy when it comes to bass, and this guy was doing chords, slapping, tapping in the songs we played. He had more pedals than me, the lead guitarist - and more STRINGS too, he brought a 7 string bass out a couple times.

I try not to judge, but I feel like all that stuff goes against what BASS means. And after getting a bit tired of him playing...Devamını Oku

FLY Accountability Thread

It is public knowledge that FLY will be returning next year to LoLesports.

They've been in the league scene since 2017 and have accomplished many feats throughout many rosters. They have had highs (winning a split) and they've had lows. They've made memes and they've been memed on.

Let's use this thread to post our least favorite memories of the FLY organization. Feel free to share clips, memories, experiences or general thoughts about the team or individual players.