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This is something that happens to me sometimes and I have decided to exercise caution, I curve up as well so as soon as I do the mentioned above i feel quite a bit of pain as it shakes around. If you havent done this on accident, be warned.

Holy crap. wow. i had a boyfriend who used to come in all my food: in the mousse, the beans, the lasagna… anytime i wanted to eat something, there he was, stuffing it with his milk. i absolutely loved it, and there was always milk in that bottle. too bad we dated for such a short time. he died

Everybody has gotten the final bit of the season closer of pluribus wrong.

They think "This show was made by humans" is obliquely referring to AI.

WRONG!

The show is written by aliens.

How do we know? Because if it wasnt, they wouldnt go out of their way to say, "This show is written by humans".

Television has been controlled by aliens for a long time now. They first discovered it when our unrestricted television broadcast signals hit one of their deep space probes.

Using FTL communication technology, their hive mind was updated of our existence, and technologies, and...Devamını Oku

This actually made me smile a little.
First genuine smile in a while towards a post
Weird coming from skibidy gumball

hi, my name is lukebadass_gg9 and im looking for a trackmania team.

i started playing this game a few weeks ago and i pretty like it, since i quit rocket league i found this game very similar and wanted to give it a try. I was champ 1 and i could smash anyone in ranked like they were ants, i was so good at that shit, i could score on you without even trying. Anyways, just wanted to say that im improving really fast on this 4 wheels racing cartoon game, i was able to achieve all gold medals in the campaign and im top 400 in united states, soon top 1 will be mine, be prepared you fools. I'l...Devamını Oku

Ofc I wouldn’t be outwardly enthusiastic about it. Gotta be nonchalant about it yk? Imagine she just won a big race or something and walks up to me saying she has a desire to baby me and I’m like “sigh, for your sake I’ll allow it this time 🙄🙄🙄” but I’m actually really into ts so I’m trying to hide my excitement but she smiles and says “you’re trying to act all cool but you really like to be coddled by mama don’t you” as she gives bedroom eyes and I stutter out a no but mama creek can see right through trainer san so she says “if you admit to it I’ll give you...Devamını Oku

I've known this girl for a while. She's super sexy and I've wanted her since the day I saw her. The problem is she likes me back and we started dating but it turns out she's a pos lol. She calls people fat, ugly (even makes fun of some of her friends). If someone is overweight she calls them "double chinz". She laughs at people and is super sassy. There's a girl in her friend group that's on the heavier side and she has a troll nickname that she calls her behind her back. The final straw was recent tho.

We are in our senior year of high-school. 18 years old. ...Devamını Oku

It means you are a idiotic freak, you do nothing but cyberbully, and say haa studios Noggin Is dating a minor, but according to CEOP Education, It Is legal for a 20 yr old to date a 21 yr old, so you and violet did this for nothing, you know, do research before saying something is bad, you filthy animal.

I would not do business with this company. I reported them to the Better Business Bureau and when you first start doing business with them, it’s great and then tons of people started having problems with them ripping them off financially or the products are garbage start reading all of the comments about them and you will see what I mean.

They ripped me off for $300. They said that I signed up for a membership and I did not and they said that I canceled it three days later and I did not and my bank will not give me the money back because they had my IP address from my phone saying that I di...Devamını Oku

srsly what the fuck did you think "says u" was a comback to it's literally a gif, im genuinely trying to decipher your mindset😭✌️if they thought jeffery dahmers brain was a mystery that needed to be unveiled i need them to look into you💔💯

please show him this and tell him i rummaged through the hand-me-downs from him because he knows i like sleeping in all his clothes, shirts but most especially his shorts that i like to pair with my dasters.

i miss your smell papa. it still smells like your downy. it smells like you. i love you papa. i will be there in no time to sniff you again!

So I decided to rob a Walmart cuz it’s easy as hell for some DPH and I also happened to have a few gel tabs on me. I said fuck it as I was shoving my pockets full of DPH and popped all 4 gels that I had before running to the bathroom and popping around 700mg of DPH. I waited in that bathroom for a while just to let the effects kick in since I love tripping in public. After around an hour of just sitting in the stall I started to definitely feel the effects of the acid. I walked out and decided to just walk around and look at shit. I was getting the normal visuals at that point (Patterns on t...Devamını Oku

Transformers fans, My Life As A Teenage Robot fans, Portal fans, Murder Drones fans, Overwatch fans, Star Wars droids fans, Star Trek fans, Halo Cortana fans, Nier: Automata fans, Robotboy fans, Doraemon fans, Destiny fans, Warframe fans, Mass Effect fans, Splatoon Tartar fans, Fallout fans, Apex Legends fans, Titanfall fans, Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus and Necrons fans, PV-02 fans, Subverse Demi fans, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream fans, Inscription fans, WALL•E fans, Girl's Frontline fans, Goddess of Victory: Nikke fans, A Space Odyssey HAL 9000 fans, Will You Snail? fans, Next...Devamını Oku

am i the only one whos so FUXKING scared of the jax song???? the high pitched voice and music?? thomas looking straight out of some .exe thing?? the art used??? doomed yaoi???? the goofy art they used 4 jax with the spooky eyes and long neck doesnt help either. GENUINELY scarier than 98% of the creepypastas ive seen dont tell me im alone here

One day, while Andy was masterbating, and Woody, got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched Andy as he stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy, which startled him and cause him to pee all over the floor; And on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever. Woody said, “Andy-senpai!! I’m alive, and I want to be….. Inside of you!!” Andy said, “Oh Woody-Chan, I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube, and rubbed it all over his head. Woody exclaimed, “Oh my!! It’s cherry flav...Devamını Oku

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood. If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages – if you feel something stirring inside – sto...Devamını Oku

He sees us, shitposting into the void. He sees the guy typing, "Have sex? No thanks, I'm too busy gooning with the boys🍆🤏🤟😭😭" for the forty-seventh time that day. He sees the woman sending the Navy SEAL copypasta to her landlord after getting evicted. And He wheeps, but like, not out of disappointment. Out of confusion. Maybe even laughter. Jesus had a sense of humor——He made the platypus, remember?

Some fucking theologians believe that Jesus understands all human motivation because He was both fully divine and fully man. Which means, theoretically, He should ...Devamını Oku

Brah, I've been studying practical knife fighting techniques with various implements for years brah. Tantos, balisongs, Bowie knives. Brah, I'm sick with them. So fast, so fluid, brah. Anyway, I was out in Durham, right. The bad part of Durham and this dude tries to rob me, right? And I'm like fuck yeah, this is what I've trained for, brah. So I pull out my SOG BAR15 with its custom tempered spine, stone wash finish and surgically sharp bevel. That's when the assailant cracked me in the skull with a crowbar, killing me instantly brah. Shit sucked, but I came back as a ghost...Devamını Oku

oh wow

so what did ranch do today

woke up 2PM

doordashed a fuckin Caniac Combo 2:15PM

leave it at the door

picked it up from the door still in his underwear no shirt on no fuckin pants on just in his underwear

fuckin 500 pound man

leave it at the door

opsens it up

snatches his hand out there so no nobody sees him

cause hes like not wearing clothes

goes back to bed

EATS THE CANIAC COMBO IN BED basically for breakfast

and this is only 2 hours ago / 3 hours ago

fuckin

we know what he does for an hour and a half

WE KNOW WHAT HE DOES FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF im not gonna say because...Devamını Oku

1997-1999 borns are not Gen Z

They are not true Gen Z. They were in high school during the early and mid 2010s which is was dominated by millennial influence and attributes. Nobody even thinks anybody who graduated in the mid 2010s are Gen Z. People would find anyone who graduated before 2020 to be millennial which is one of the reasons. Also, 1997-1999 borns didn’t experience smart technology as people born 2005+. Their first phone was a flip phone or they gotten the early smart phone models. 1997-1999 borns arnt considered iPad kids which is something that defines Gen Z. They were too old...Devamını Oku