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You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.

None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.

This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll...Devamını Oku

🌍💀 THE PLANET IS DYING 💀🌍
🏛️😡 THE GOVERNMENT HATES US 😡🏛️
🐾🚪 THE ANIMALS ARE LEAVING 🚪🐾
👽📡 THE ALIENS AREN’T CONTACTING US 📡👽
🫂❌ WE MIGHT BE ALONE ❌🫂
IT JUST MIGHT BE
👉 you 😳
👉 and me 😵‍💫
AND THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE
🔥❗ DO YOU REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?!?! ❗🔥
😤💥💫🗣️💀🔥

Didn't found on google search this, so here's my contribution to humanity

When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Tool could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing y...Devamını Oku

​​is this chat filled with rats? all u guys do is copy each other like bots. have some originality pls.

bro is named manpreet singh ​​ragebaiting cs2 live yt chat is so easy (i'm kirked btw) bollywood charlie kirk

I'd totally smash an Argonian if I lived in-universe. Shahvee has such pretty colors and I bet From-Deepest-Fathoms is a wild ride. Idk how the dudes are built but Derkeethus and Veezara are handsome. So are Ocheeva and Teinaava, too bad they're siblings lol. Khajiit, too, far as non-human(oid) goes. Not into the barbed dicks but Khayla is super bad. And as far as other races go Borgakh is the only attractive Orc I've seen (I haven't played ESO) and of course we have Jenassa and Brelyna Maryon leading the Dunmer team of this thought. I cant remember if any guys ruffle my jammie...Devamını Oku

I'm gonna try to keep this short.

I'm a lifelong Christian, born and raised in the Church and in a Christian school. My footing is solidly on the LORD - Jesus has provided me with a worldview and core experiences that are firmly built on Him, and I'm confident He has me securely in His arms. (I don't forsee leaving Christianity)

About a decade ago, whilst on college, I began a 4 year journey of studying my way through a "Bible-in-a-year plan". Obviously, it's not like I know everything now, but I certainly studied it pretty thoroughly.

Additionally, since gradu...Devamını Oku

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game, and we're gonna pla...Devamını Oku

It just smells so good. I sniff for the joy of it sometimes before bed. Does anyone else secretly do this?

It makes me feel super comfortable and safe somehow. It’s a little sweet too. I don’t really know how to describe it.

Maybe like the smell of a kitten after it’s been sleeping outside on a perfect sunny day. Washing it ruins everything and I don’t want that.

To make things clear, this is only about my blanket.

Unwashed clothes or random guy’s unwashed blanket are hard no, it’s absolutely disgusting. I’m a well civilized human being, trust me.

I only use a white blan...Devamını Oku

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3AM feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those

I've been through actual ...Devamını Oku

To start my mom is 46 white curvy and single. I find her so attractive that I’m willing to do anything to fuck her, I currently use her knickers, jerk off in her room, use her vibrator even have cummed in her shampoo bottle. My attraction started quite young because when I would shower in her room she would leave all her dirty clothes on her floor so I decided one day to sniff her knickers and I was addicted after that. Lockdown was the best time of my life coz all I did everyday was wait for her to go out for a walk and I’d sneak into her room and goon as much as I could until she got hom...Devamını Oku

nah this idea is absolutely genius. Imagine your tired all you have to do is take a hit of a vape. It’s discreet, you would be able to hit it in public and everybody would just think it’s a nic or a cart. whenever you need it you just need to take a rip. you just could hit it without everyone calling you a junkie. It’s perfect. a hit would just be a bump or a line, a blinker would be a rail. I know it would be like 1000 bucks but that’s worth it in my eyes, i would love to have something like this if it existed.

where were u wen hitler die? i was at house eating sausage when radio crack "hitler is kil" "no"
where were u wen stalin die? i was at market eating bread when man shout "stalin is kil" "no"
where were u wen pearl harbor happen? i was at home eating cookie when siren go "pearl harbor is kil" "no"
where were u wen vietnam war end? i was at house drinking tea when news come "vietnam war is kil" "no"
where were u wen apollo 13 almost die? i was at yard eating apple when phone ring "apollo 13 is kil" "no...Devamını Oku

No explanation. I know everyone here knows what I mean and especially agree with me. FUCK Vivziepop's works, and FUCK VIVZIEPOP HERSELF. I want to rip Vivziepop's face off and burn her at the stake, dance around her as she screams and burns to death, ass naked with my dick and balls flailing around and both middle fingers pointed right at that filthy little bitch. The rest of them, I'd figure out something else.

Call that mixtape The True Hazbin or Helluva Holocaust, where these shitlicking little retards are sent right back to the pits of hell from whence they came. I hate them a...Devamını Oku

so basically i was masturbating cus i really didnt know what to do and like right after i finish i get up from my bed and walk to the bathroom dick all out n shi with my pants down cus im not getting my nut in my underwear and then my dad unlocks my door and walks in, and i obviously pull up my pants as quick as i can but its still obv as hell and he laughs and says “its okay” and leaves but dude its so embarassing like ive been in some close calls but never actually caught so its js like bruh

edit* yea so a lot of yall confused why i walked out my room w my dick out but i didnt my bathro...Devamını Oku

A few days ago, I was at my local Starbucks. I walked up to the counter to order my drink.

“What can I get for you?”

At first, it sounds genuine, right? Later I realized this was one of the darkest psychology tricks ever created.

The barista was trying to push her own agenda onto me by setting up the interaction as if she was giving me something, doing me a favor. This would make me indebted to her, and she can use this later as leverage against me.

That’s the thing about manipulation – It’s not always what you see in the movies, screaming, shouting, aggressive love bombing. Some...Devamını Oku

who did you have sex with in your lucid dream and why ?

Would a fighting game with political figures and war heroes a possibility? Picture Capcom or ArcSys making something like that lol.

- Who would be the announcer?

- What fighting game mechanics should be used?

As far as the combo announcements, you probably picture something like the following:

50 hit combo “Seditious!”

100 Hit combo “Unconstitutional!”

There would probably be pretty offensive political figures that may need to be censored, but I think the game might be doable.

Many women are often terrible at giving advice to romantically and sexually unsuccessful men. Many women don't understand what online dating is like for men. Many women get hundreds of likes a day so they assume it's the same experience for men. If they were given control of a virgin brother or single male virgin friend's Tinder/Hinge/Bumble, they would be shocked at how difficult it is to setup a single date. The default advice on Reddit is to respect women, which is gaslighting to assume the reason a woman who has never met you is swiping left or right is because of respect and n...Devamını Oku

My gf sucks at giving oral
So when we were both In the kitchen I brought it up with her and just said that I like oral like this and I got a banana and started sucking it to show her . She started getting upset and said she felt offended and cried. I don't know how else to show her?

As a child I saw Lucky star and started dressing in skirts and wore hello kitty t-shirts and was bullied by this bitch-ass kid named "Eric" and then he proceeded to punch me I cried on my face with tears all over my skirts and pink clothes and then in middle school I had alot of girls as friends and thought of transitioning to be my trueself but my parents who are super devout Christians said no and threatened to kick me out if I kept being a "weirdo femimine man" and so I had to stop for A while and also I suffured SEVERE DEPRESSION and I had thoughts of well just not plea...Devamını Oku