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I am the land toucher.

I will touch your land.

Do not attempt to prevent me

From touching your land.

If you try to stop me,

I will touch your land anyways.

I do not care about you.

I only care about land.

It is because I care about land

That I will touch your land.

All land deserve to be touched.

I do not care if your land is

Steve Jobs land or Linus land.

I will only be angry if

You have no land.

If you have no land,

I will scream.

If you have two land,

I will touch both land.

Do not be alarmed when I arrive.

I will do so quietly.

You will leave your door unlocked.

You w...Devamını Oku

Jesse Plemons is a talented actor, but he has not yet achieved his masterpiece.

He was great in Breaking Bad. I love this show with all my heart and soul. However, I wouldn't put it in the conversation of the best handful of pieces of fiction ever made like Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Seven Samuraï, Lawrence of Arabia, the Godfather, There Will Be Blood, The Batman. That’s the kind of piece of art where you can’t find a flaw.

The final campaign mission of Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne is a war beween chads and Incels and you play on the chad team.

The amount of sass from Arthas in this entire campaign showcases his dominance, he is putting the incels in their place and displaying his alpha male energy as he crushes them effortlessly with his chadness.

Meanwhile on the other team, you have the guy Arthas cucked, a guy who got cucked by his brother and a woman who almost got cucked twice by two separate women. All of them are violent incels that need their dopamine because they are stereotypically inherently degener...Devamını Oku

he's stupid but he's hot. He got that twink thing going on. id crack fs ngl. I bet he got cake too lowkey. People hate him and I get it fs bc he be doing some bullshit but he gets a pass from me for being fine

I have the weirdest fear ever

Whenever I'm in the toilet taking a shit, a thought keeps running in my head. What if while i was pushing hard, a portal quickly opened and a female CIA agent in a suit got out of it and said "no time to explain", snatched me mid poop extraction and took me through the portal, looked around and found the new room I'm in is full of important people so i pull up my pants, I'm given full gear to fight crime in a popular US city, and now im forced to jump around and catch criminals all day long without taking a break while theres a pile of shit ...Devamını Oku

I will never need drugs as long as i've got Jimi Hendrix. Whenever i hear his music i start running around and screaming like i'm on cocaine. Each song, each word, each note aids in my destruction yet eases the pain that goes with it. My limbs are hacked at with dull axes and blood is gushing into a violent pool below me, but my mind is in a psychedelic heaven. I couldn't care less because after i die Hendrix himself will resurrect my soul and put me right back in the straight world. The pain of the human plane is too much to bear. Hendrix has held me up on such a high that as soon...Devamını Oku

I know this wasn't the games or the mods fault. It was totally my own. But I decided to share this story now that I'm finally getting better.

All of this started some months ago, probably 10 or 8 months (sorry i lost track of time). I descovered Forsaken through a Lyrical Cover of Plead. I liked the song, It was very catchy, and I decided to play for myself. Besides dying a lot during those rounds, mostly being the first to die, I had a lot of fun while doing so. I used to play almost everyday, now I'm more of a casual fan.

But anyway. My brain couldn't stop consuming C00lkid...Devamını Oku

For the love of GOD HIMSELF AND CHRIST ALMIGHTY I am so fucking TIRED of seeing Dreamybull's bleeding prolapsed cumhole. This is a THUGPOSTING MEME SUBREDDIT not a platform to put Dreamy's depravity into a fucking spotlight. Every time I see his fucking orangutan lip asshole my stomach fucking churns and it makes my own asshole feel insufferable. Please, you fucking cretins. This is the gay black porn funny meme posting sub, not gaypornstarsupdate.com. I do not fucking CARE what Dreamybull is saying on his twitter. I want GAY BLACK THUGS THUGGING IT OUT

December 31st 2025 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2026. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2026. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2026. Go wall...Devamını Oku

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eve...Devamını Oku

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

This may sound like a troll post but it's not.

When I would get high by myself, no matter the drug, I used to find it satisfying and almost fun to make autistic sounds voluntarily, like random grunts or noises or weird patterns. I'd also enjoyed twitching my eye and making crazy shakes. I used to envision that's what autism felt like and it was comedic to me (tho not in a mean spirited way, more like funny to myself to make these noises). I also felt like I could create this cringy but enjoyable euphoria from it lol.

But lately from doing it so much they become more involuntary ...Devamını Oku

I took 2 adderal to make a long car ride and I think I might have discovered how the universe works. I know this sounds bizarre but hear me out and read for an amazing philosophy. I want to start off by saying I am not trying to refute anybody’s religion, as this is just a theory/thought that I do not truly believe, as I am a Christian myself. What if every single organism to ever exist on earth had the information they gathered from experiencing life stored away until end times where then, the knowledge and experience of every single organism to live on earth was conjoined into one consciou...Devamını Oku

Don’t nobody mess with my Spamton ‘do
Or I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Do not fucking mess with my Spamton style
I will break your teeth I will wipe out your smile
Get yer dirty mitts off my Spamton hair
Or I’ll smash your bones with a fold up chair
You don’t ever wanna touch my Spamton coif, bitch
I will use sandpaper to jerk you off with
Better not call it a Spamton wig
Or guess whose grave I’m gonna make you dig?
You see my hair is tantamount
If you fuck it up then I will knock you out
Stand behind the velvet rope
Keep your hands on check
Else I’m gonna put my...Devamını Oku

So let's say, hypothetically, I was listening to Nirvana's MTV Unplugged while jacking off. And I accidentally got a bit of my cum on the vinyl sleeve for the record. I'm relieved that it wasn't on the actual vinyl itself, but it sucks that now the vinyl sleeve is ruined. Hypothetically, of course

To: Ea-nasir Copper Supplier
From: Nanni
Subject: UNACCEPTABLE order #34578 and atrocious customer service

To whom it may concern at Ea-nasir,

I am writing to express my extreme disappointment with the recent delivery of copper ingots. When we initially spoke, you assured me of "fine quality" ingots for my associate, Gimil-Sin. However, the batch you sent was anything but fine.

To make matters worse, when my representative arrived to resolve the issue, you treated him with utter contempt, essentially telling him "take it or leave it". Is this how you treat a valued cli...Devamını Oku

My low-IQ girlfriend and I like to read VNs on Thursdays and Fridays (she works part-time as a full-service waitress). However, I've noticed that she only wants to watch what I call, "dumb people VNs". Titles such as Ace Attorney, Danganronpa, Clannad, and even Fate

Writing is art. A calling. But many folks ruin it. Such groups want a difficult path. A harsh road. Such authors want to show off. A typist might say, "I will not adopt that symbol." Which symbol? That most common unit. Why? For glory? For clout? It is simply foolish.
Think about it. Our lingo is vast. It has many sounds. Why banish a sound? It is akin to a pianist who cuts off a thumb. Or an artist who burns crimson paint. It limits art. It stops flow. A story should run fast, as a brook runs downhill. But this constraint puts a dam in that brook. It builds a wall. Words turn clunky...Devamını Oku

Edit die to crip/red comment

Please forgive my rant.

Like many of us, a number of my Spotify playlists have gotten fucked up as I try to steer clear of those people who I genuinely don’t want to be heard listening to.

I’ve stopped listening to country altogether, classic rock has become a minefield, and even hip-hop/rap has gotten dicey.

But I love most of these people’s music and want to continue to appreciate their artistry. I would welcome most of them back with open arms if they showed even the slightest bit of remorse.

30 seconds into Snoop’s halftime show, I found myself in ...Devamını Oku

No, no, no, no, no! You listen up alright. I've been shot multiple times, I've been set on fire, I've been plowed from behind by a EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BEING, I've been heartbroken. I know what pain is, pain hurts, but POWER HEALS. My ex girlfriend, she tried to break up with me because she said my 4 inches of DOMINANCE wasn't enough. That pain hurts, but watch how my POWER HEALED. Me and my buddies? We kidnapped her and dumped her in a vat of RADIOACTIVE MATTER. She had cancer raging all over her body. Her family couldn't afford to pay for her medical expenses. You know w...Devamını Oku