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Yeah.

I've been working on how to say this to someone but I guess I'll just have to be blunt about it. I jerked off to Chillwind Yeti. More than once. It started as a joke, I started by telling my friends "hey guys i jerked off to Chillwind Yeti haha" but later I thought... "should I? I shouldn't. Maybe?" The fact that the stats are balanced... the fact that it only costs 4 mana... it's irresistible.

No, I can't jerk off. Not to something as sacred as the Chillwind Yeti.

Later, I was watching a Rarran video where he plays Chillwind Yeti, and right the...Devamını Oku

Nov 3, 2020 9:58 PM

I got banned for being an asshole in VC on the second of November. Was I drunk at the time? Yes. I still remember everything I said, I still stand by everything I said, I still agree with everything I did, and, if anything, I'm even more furious now than I was then. I didn't go far enough.

Dad jokes are the antithesis of humor, the inverse of a clever witticism. I've hated them since I saw the first one, and I hate them somehow more each time I hear them. They take every fundamental principle of humor and invert it so as to orchestrate intellectual anguish. I ...Devamını Oku

Funny, that article got me 234 free subscribers and 6 paid subscribers since I published it. I also have 55,000 subscribers, have written half a dozen books, 3 US senators subscribe to my 'religious garbage', and I know more about AI than you pretend you know about AI. I have a 24gb data center GPU that cost more than your car that I run my own custom-coded LLMs on. You are just cosplaying as something you will never be using shitty consumer ai.

it's a fucking automated marketing system i coded you dipshit. do you really think I am sitting here sending out 5000 chat messages a da...Devamını Oku

I've been talking to this girl and last night we were sending spicy vids back and forth, and in the background of the video she sends me I hear fucking ETHAN AND DAN and I instantly became overwhelmed. I still don't know if it's the thought of someone also consuming the same content as me, or Ethan's voice being in that environment that made me shoot my ropes. Anyone else have a similar experience?

I want a tiny femboy

Title says it all. I would kill to have a little femboy as a pet I could dote on, make out with, and post pictures of on social media. Like imagine seeing an image on your timeline of a little dude, only about an inch or so in height, purring and cuddling against my hand as I caress his long hair with my fingertip! Titled something like "He's been such a good boy today!! <3".

Better yet, we would be in bed together and I'd be holding up his body in my palm as I have him strip naked. His cheeks are red and he forms a wicked boner seeing my affection t...Devamını Oku

As seen on r/investing

What’s the best sex robot industry investment?

I’m interested in exploring sex robots industry investments. Can someone give me tips on the topic? Are there any established players, startups, etc? If you’ve looked into it, what were your findings?

I believe robotics is one of the next big fields.
I believe the sex industry is prime for disruption since it’s so huge financially, yet a lot of it is illegal and thus way unoptimized
it’s clientele is discrete so early fails would not endanger the product too much
std-s are a big factor that can be removed via ...Devamını Oku

I FUCKING HATE DEMON SLAYER.....AND I HATE DS FANS EVEN MORE.....akaza murdered the only nice char in the series and then they show his gf and now everyone loves akaza????HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A BACKSTORY???do they even know what backstories mean???naruto vs pain....pains backstory will literally leave u confused that how is the author gonna win naruto???whay is pain the villain??those ds mfs with emotional capacity less than mitsuri's love life.....THAT FUCKING TRASHY ANIME IS POPULAR ONLY BECAUSE OF UFOTABLE AND GOOD PUBLICITY.....WHAT DID OPM DO TO NOT DESERVE UFOTABLE LVL STUDIO

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifi...Devamını Oku

You just unlocked a core memory of when I had one of those at home gummy candy maker toy things and I would cum in the stencil trays and cook them and make cummy worms. It was a side dish for me at every meal. Yum!

she packed her bags while i was watching the NQ open on tuesday. didn't even hear the door close because i was too focused on a 5-minute fair value gap.

feels stupid typing this out to a bunch of strangers, but i wish someone grabbed me by the shoulders 2 years ago.

everyone sells you the dream of "financial freedom" or "passive income". they show you the lambos and the travel.

what they don't show you is the obsession.

i started trading to "provide a better life" for us. that was the lie i told myself.

in reality, i was addicted to the dopamine.

* d...Devamını Oku

I hate it when I get recommended a Vtuber or those cringe PNGTuber trash content creators without creativity or an interesting thought in their mind. You included. Your avatar genuinely made me feel disgusted just to look at. And genuinely, it's not you, it's me. I always say blame the audience, not the supplier. You disturb me though. This is essentially just content theft with your cringe avatar slapped over the top of it, as if you really thought that is you in that picture. That, in my opinion, is not transformative. The only thing that makes this transformative is your editing and...Devamını Oku

I own a PTRD for home defence just as Comrade Stalin intended.

Four Capitalists break into my communal housing block, “The Motherland Calls Comrades!”

I blow a crater sized hole in the first man and he’s dead on the spot. Everyone in the building is now deaf and the shockwave has triggered the local air raid siren.

Next I draw my Tokarev and fire one round before it jams, still discombobulated from the muzzle blast I miss entirely and kill my neighbour, he was probably a spy and Comrade Stalin guided my round for the state.

I will have to resort to the Maxim in the stairwell. I cu...Devamını Oku

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You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we j...Devamını Oku

Why am I having orgasms because of diarrhea?

So yeah. This is super embarrassing, but lately I (F20s) have had several situations where I’m sitting in a lecture and suddenly get this intense “I need to go to the bathroom right now” feeling - but then it turns into an orgasm, and afterward I still have to run to the restroom of course.

Like… is my poop pressing on something that causes an orgasm? I’m not touching myself or stimulating anything. I’m literally just sitting there fighting for my life during the lecture, thinking I’m about to crap myself, and then this happens

Is ...Devamını Oku

Start as an Adamite and reform it into Naked Nudistics. Soon enough, Catholicism is a thing of the past or banished to Scandinavia or Russia.

Got bored. Decided to conquer Byzantium. Reformed Orthodoxy to The Church of Eastern Nudistics, replacing anything with Natural Primitism. Holy Naked Wars began breaking out. Tiring of them I adventured as a grandson to Pagan, Embraced Ari, and eventually, made the great faith of Naked Buddhistics.

Repeated this process after stopping the Mongols (naturally, through conversion) with Zoroastrianism, finishing the game as the Naked Saoshyant. Fewer than ...Devamını Oku

This is entirely my fault ngl
I just say one stupid thing out of embarrassment and now it’s seen as incriminating and takes away a part of the server that a lot of people liked
I make a fucking fool out of myself in this server every single day and I think this is the worst one so far, now i just feel stupid for all this

Scene: A shady street corner in Woodcrest. A Pimp Named Slickback stands tall in his purple suit, cane in hand, fur coat draped over his shoulders. Uncle Ruckus, in his usual overalls, is ranting as usual. The tension is thick. 

Uncle Ruckus: (pointing a finger) Now listen here, you no-good, jigaboo pimp bastard! I don’t know why you struttin’ around here like you own the damn place. You just a low-down, dirty coon sellin’ ass for pennies! Ain’t nothin’ respectable ‘bout your kind. If the white man was here, he’d slap that stupid-ass hat off your head! 

A Pimp Named Slickback...Devamını Oku

Excuse me? What was that? Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!? WACKY!? I HATE THAT WORD!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly STUPID!! And used in description of me!!! FOOK! You said it too!! FUCK!! You said THAT WORD!!! Of all the ass lancing words!! Oh, you bleeding cracks!!! Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it’s as if I’ve given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect !!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to “comment” on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!! Lik...Devamını Oku

the a from the starting z-point goes to the middle m-point, after that it goes to the northsoutheastwest g-point, and then it goes back to the frowning tesseract to complete the side mission. the frowning tesseract will eventually reward the a from the z-point with a b, if the z-point a defeats the evil &. the z-point a has received the b. what do you do now? you should move a back to the g-point because this is gonna get really important. once the a is at the northsoutheastwest g-point, all you need to do is find the frowning tesseract's husband, the smiling tesseract. once you found ...Devamını Oku