walked in on for the first time
so basically i was masturbating cus i really didnt know what to do and like right after i finish i get up from my bed and walk to the bathroom dick all out n shi with my pants down cus im not getting my nut in my underwear and then my dad unlocks my door and walks in, and i obviously pull up my pants as quick as i can but its still obv as hell and he laughs and says “its okay” and leaves but dude its so embarassing like ive been in some close calls but never actually caught so its js like bruh
edit* yea so a lot of yall confused why i walked out my room w my dick out but i didnt my bathroom is directly connected to my room so theres not really much point in using tissues if all i gotta do is walk to my toilet 5 feet away
also i always keep my room locked so everyone just comes in anyway and unlocks the door with their nail
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