Albert Fingernoodle here
👹ARGGUBUBGGUYGU WHATS UP GUYS
ALBERT FINGERNOODLE HERE 🧌 BRAHHUHUH
I FARTED 💨 IN MY GRANDAD 👴 BREATHING
MACHINE 😮💨AND HIS LUNGS TURNED BLACK ⚫️ AHHH
I AM CURRENTLY ON THE RUN 🏃♂️ FOR COMMITTING MULTIPLE FELONIES 👮♂️
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