If Arsenal wins the Champions League, my life is over.

After waching yesterday's game, I was filled with nothing but anger and disgust at what this sport has become. I couldn't sleep at all, I kept getting jolted awake by the thought of Gabriel lifting the Champions League trophy. I keep throwing up uncontrollably thinking about those priviliged Arse scum and that Spanish rat doing a parade around London with a shiny new Champions League trophy. The worst thing is, the sheer arrogancy and delusion by their fans all over the Internet would reach an all-time high, I honestly don't think I can handle it at all. I tried reaching out to a therapeut but the cunt just laughed in my face. I honestly think I could end it all if Arsenal wins the UCL, my life could never be the same knowing that disgusting horrendous filthy cheating club would be crowned as the kings of Europe. My life is genuinely over. I hope you are happy Arteta, this is all your fault you Spanish slick-haired asshole.

(From u/Perceval_009 on r/soccercirclejerk)