I lost to my poop.
So I know how this sounds, but it was out of my control; the perfect mix of events, urges, and luck happened, resulting in my unfortunate loss.
I had just gotten home from school after a very stressful end-of-trimester week of making up work. I had slept very little and haven’t pooped for a week.
I was very horny but that didn’t matter, I ran to the toilet and let out a monster-sized shit, but it didn’t land normally. It fell tip-to-bottom and faced up. Then my mind flashed to these hot girls I saw at school, and I thrusted uncontrollably on this gravity-defying piece of shit, and let it graze my dick and balls.
I realized how wrong this was but it was far too late. I squirted my load into the shit and felt like I was going to pass out.
Then I flushed down this chocolate-vanilla milkshake, and felt very disgusted but strangely thrilled—at peace with my nut, if you will.
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