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Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump.
Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump. I’m from Mississippi. And let me tell you something — I’m not just another name on the voter roll. I am, without exaggeration, one of the most intellectually advanced beings this country has ever produced.
People hear “Mississippi” and underestimate. That’s their first mistake. Because while they’re out there playing checkers, I’m writing the rulebook for 5D chess — blindfolded, underwater, with half my brain focused on solving quantum gravity.
My support for Trump? It’s not emotional. It’s calculated. I broke down every policy, every shi...Devamını Oku
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Grok give him puppy eyes, then splatter glue all over his face
@grok Give him puppy eyes, then splatter glue all over his face, dripping all over his face, whilst sticking his tongue out and with a visible pinkish blush in the cheek area
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Michael Jackson’s “They Don’t Care About Us” had a hidden subtext about circumcision
The first lines Jackson sings are "skin head, dead head", which, to me, sounds like he is contrasting "skin head" and "dead head". Skin head is a natural penis, with the foreskin intact. Dead head is a circumcised penis, since circumcision drastically decreases sensitivity, both by removing the highly erogenous foreskin (2/3 or so of the nerves in the penis) and by leaving the glans exposed to keratinize.
Then, of course, there is the controversial "Jew me, sue me" line. Just to be clear, I am 100% opposed to antisemitism, but a lot of men who are upset...Devamını Oku
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Why haven’t I been fingered?
I mean, im 14 and while everyone else is getting fingered, im just here watching them.finger each other, its like when everyone is making out at a party except you, its like everywhere I look its just finger finger finger "im gonna finger youu!!" "oh look at me I got fingered" like wtf am I doing wrong to not get fingered, what is everyone doing that im not doing, Its literally free to finger someone, with just a bit of time I fingered someone. Yet noone fingered me, and honestly? Its starting to get to me. I know I know "your young u still have so much to live for the...Devamını Oku
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Samsung’s creation
who created Samsung? well here is the story, there were 2 brothers, Sam, and Sung one day, Sam woke up and ate a breakfast, then Sam thought to create a company, and Sam said to Sung: I want to create a company with you, what should I name it? Sung replied: hmmmm… I think I have a great idea, so your name is Sam, and Sung is my name, combine them Sam, then Sam replied: Samsung, then Sung replied: GREAT, let’s make it, that’s how Samsung was created
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Israel Iran War
💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!
Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.
🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipp...Devamını Oku
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The amount of girls that have their ass hanging out at school is diabolical
I’m not even joking when I say 90% of the girls at my school roll their pants up 10+ times till their ass is hanging out. I live in Australia so it’s freezing cold rn and allll the girls complain that it’s too cold, like if you’re cold maybe having your ass out isn’t the best idea! The teachers don’t even care but if I or another boy wear their sports pants with formal uniform THEY CRASH OUT!
That’s all, A random person out✌️
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Who the fuck is Jerry Beans?
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Moved to Korea for My Foot Fetish—Best Decision Ever! Korean Girls Are Foot Fetish Heaven!
Hey r/thepassportbros, I’ve been a passport bro for a while now, and I finally made the leap—moved to Seoul, South Korea last year to chase my ultimate dream: fulfilling my foot fetish in a country that’s basically foot fetish heaven. Let me tell you, it’s been the best decision of my life, and I’m here to share why Korea is the ultimate destination for any foot fetishist (or anyone looking for amazing women in general). Stick with me—this is gonna be a wild ride!
First off, the foot fetish culture here is unreal, even if it’s not widely recognized as a “thing.” In Korea, i...Devamını Oku
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I think my balls are leaking jizz when I sweat
I think my balls are leaking jizz when I sweat.
I ran some errands a few days ago and when I got home my underoos smell like jizz.
I just want to know if you guys also have jizzy balls? It wasn’t always like this. I find myself needing to change underoos constantly as my jizzy balls are tainting every pair of my best chonies.
I don’t know how to make my balls stop leaking jizz,
so if any of y guys have any advice or tips please let me know, am available for Skype.
Edit: no I’m not cumming please stop asking me that
Edit 2: no I will not send pictures please stop it
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My religious parents caught me gooning..
For starters fml, it was the middle of the night, I was just gooning on my computer until my dad entered my room to tell me to turn off the AC and saw me gripping my fucking meat and porn full screen on my 32 inch monitor, he just silently closed the door went back, after a few hours i heard him and my mom arguing about kicking me out.
Now im terrified if they actually do it
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Can we start censoring g*rls?
I see the mention of w*men al the time, and it scares me. The words “g*rl” and “w*man” make me think about them infiltrating my life and ruining it, which terrifies me. Anyone else terrified of the fakers?
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As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn
As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn. I know this might be an unpopular opinion (for straight people at least), but I’ve always found gay porn more sexy than straight porn, and it’s not because I’m attracted to men—it’s more of a psychological thing. Keep in mind, no I am not gay, I absolutely want to have sex with women as a man and no, I am not bisexual either, I absolutely do not think about having sex with a man or even dating one, I'm just pointing out my preference in pornography.
For me, a big factor is that I know there’s no risk of pregna...Devamını Oku
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did someone say blue archive
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BLUE ARCHIVE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄BLUE ARCHIVE IS THE BEST FUCKING GACHA GAME!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GSC PRESIDENT IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY 💢💢💢...Devamını Oku
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Everyone should stop using acronyms
I've had it up to here with fucking acronyms. I can forgive it with really long phrases and titles, but there are so many two and three-word phrases that have acronyms. There are 17,576 possible three-letter combinations with the 26 letters available, which sounds like a lot, but there is so much overlap. Wikipedia's List of Acronyms has SEVEN things associated with the acronym ABA. And SEVENTEEN with the acronym ABC! Jesus Christ, how hard is it to just say what you mean? I work in the medical field and there are so many acronyms, it makes my head spin! How is someone supposed to memo...Devamını Oku
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I’m an uber driver and I got a handy from a rider.
I (m26) picked up a gay dude. He gets into the front seat, doesn’t speak English so he’s using a translator. Tells me I’m handsome, compliments my tattoos. And then he asked if he could play with it(I’m straight) lol I put my hand up and rubbed my fingers together for the universal sign of pay me. I got $20 and a pretty good hj. I ain’t gay but $20 is $20. This economy is garbage lol
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I started using coconut oil as lube and now my dick is as smooth as a babies bottom.
The little fella has never looked and felt so good.
PSA: if you want to try this, do not use coconut oil as lube with a latex condom.
Edit: To the person who got Reddit to do a welfare check on me, I applaud you. Made me choke on my morning coffee.
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VR p🌽rn bro.
Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a b🍆ner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man
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That’s not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck.
That's not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn’t study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who’s CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms “thesis, antithesis, synthesis” to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn’t Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it’s clearly inferior to Hegel's dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It’s called immi...Devamını Oku
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Think bro found this funny by putting an excessive amount of “😭” emojis
Think bro found this funny by putting an excessive amount of “😭” emojis
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