Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

So I decided to rob a Walmart cuz it’s easy as hell for some DPH and I also happened to have a few gel tabs on me. I said fuck it as I was shoving my pockets full of DPH and popped all 4 gels that I had before running to the bathroom and popping around 700mg of DPH. I waited in that bathroom for a while just to let the effects kick in since I love tripping in public. After around an hour of just sitting in the stall I started to definitely feel the effects of the acid. I walked out and decided to just walk around and look at shit. I was getting the normal visuals at that point (Patterns on t...Devamını Oku

Transformers fans, My Life As A Teenage Robot fans, Portal fans, Murder Drones fans, Overwatch fans, Star Wars droids fans, Star Trek fans, Halo Cortana fans, Nier: Automata fans, Robotboy fans, Doraemon fans, Destiny fans, Warframe fans, Mass Effect fans, Splatoon Tartar fans, Fallout fans, Apex Legends fans, Titanfall fans, Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus and Necrons fans, PV-02 fans, Subverse Demi fans, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream fans, Inscription fans, WALL•E fans, Girl's Frontline fans, Goddess of Victory: Nikke fans, A Space Odyssey HAL 9000 fans, Will You Snail? fans, Next...Devamını Oku

am i the only one whos so FUXKING scared of the jax song???? the high pitched voice and music?? thomas looking straight out of some .exe thing?? the art used??? doomed yaoi???? the goofy art they used 4 jax with the spooky eyes and long neck doesnt help either. GENUINELY scarier than 98% of the creepypastas ive seen dont tell me im alone here

One day, while Andy was masterbating, and Woody, got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched Andy as he stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy, which startled him and cause him to pee all over the floor; And on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever. Woody said, “Andy-senpai!! I’m alive, and I want to be….. Inside of you!!” Andy said, “Oh Woody-Chan, I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube, and rubbed it all over his head. Woody exclaimed, “Oh my!! It’s cherry flav...Devamını Oku

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood. If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages – if you feel something stirring inside – sto...Devamını Oku

He sees us, shitposting into the void. He sees the guy typing, "Have sex? No thanks, I'm too busy gooning with the boys🍆🤏🤟😭😭" for the forty-seventh time that day. He sees the woman sending the Navy SEAL copypasta to her landlord after getting evicted. And He wheeps, but like, not out of disappointment. Out of confusion. Maybe even laughter. Jesus had a sense of humor——He made the platypus, remember?

Some fucking theologians believe that Jesus understands all human motivation because He was both fully divine and fully man. Which means, theoretically, He should ...Devamını Oku

Brah, I've been studying practical knife fighting techniques with various implements for years brah. Tantos, balisongs, Bowie knives. Brah, I'm sick with them. So fast, so fluid, brah. Anyway, I was out in Durham, right. The bad part of Durham and this dude tries to rob me, right? And I'm like fuck yeah, this is what I've trained for, brah. So I pull out my SOG BAR15 with its custom tempered spine, stone wash finish and surgically sharp bevel. That's when the assailant cracked me in the skull with a crowbar, killing me instantly brah. Shit sucked, but I came back as a ghost...Devamını Oku

oh wow

so what did ranch do today

woke up 2PM

doordashed a fuckin Caniac Combo 2:15PM

leave it at the door

picked it up from the door still in his underwear no shirt on no fuckin pants on just in his underwear

fuckin 500 pound man

leave it at the door

opsens it up

snatches his hand out there so no nobody sees him

cause hes like not wearing clothes

goes back to bed

EATS THE CANIAC COMBO IN BED basically for breakfast

and this is only 2 hours ago / 3 hours ago

fuckin

we know what he does for an hour and a half

WE KNOW WHAT HE DOES FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF im not gonna say because...Devamını Oku

1997-1999 borns are not Gen Z

They are not true Gen Z. They were in high school during the early and mid 2010s which is was dominated by millennial influence and attributes. Nobody even thinks anybody who graduated in the mid 2010s are Gen Z. People would find anyone who graduated before 2020 to be millennial which is one of the reasons. Also, 1997-1999 borns didn’t experience smart technology as people born 2005+. Their first phone was a flip phone or they gotten the early smart phone models. 1997-1999 borns arnt considered iPad kids which is something that defines Gen Z. They were too old...Devamını Oku

Yeah.

I've been working on how to say this to someone but I guess I'll just have to be blunt about it. I jerked off to Chillwind Yeti. More than once. It started as a joke, I started by telling my friends "hey guys i jerked off to Chillwind Yeti haha" but later I thought... "should I? I shouldn't. Maybe?" The fact that the stats are balanced... the fact that it only costs 4 mana... it's irresistible.

No, I can't jerk off. Not to something as sacred as the Chillwind Yeti.

Later, I was watching a Rarran video where he plays Chillwind Yeti, and right the...Devamını Oku

Nov 3, 2020 9:58 PM

I got banned for being an asshole in VC on the second of November. Was I drunk at the time? Yes. I still remember everything I said, I still stand by everything I said, I still agree with everything I did, and, if anything, I'm even more furious now than I was then. I didn't go far enough.

Dad jokes are the antithesis of humor, the inverse of a clever witticism. I've hated them since I saw the first one, and I hate them somehow more each time I hear them. They take every fundamental principle of humor and invert it so as to orchestrate intellectual anguish. I ...Devamını Oku

Funny, that article got me 234 free subscribers and 6 paid subscribers since I published it. I also have 55,000 subscribers, have written half a dozen books, 3 US senators subscribe to my 'religious garbage', and I know more about AI than you pretend you know about AI. I have a 24gb data center GPU that cost more than your car that I run my own custom-coded LLMs on. You are just cosplaying as something you will never be using shitty consumer ai.

it's a fucking automated marketing system i coded you dipshit. do you really think I am sitting here sending out 5000 chat messages a da...Devamını Oku

I've been talking to this girl and last night we were sending spicy vids back and forth, and in the background of the video she sends me I hear fucking ETHAN AND DAN and I instantly became overwhelmed. I still don't know if it's the thought of someone also consuming the same content as me, or Ethan's voice being in that environment that made me shoot my ropes. Anyone else have a similar experience?

I want a tiny femboy

Title says it all. I would kill to have a little femboy as a pet I could dote on, make out with, and post pictures of on social media. Like imagine seeing an image on your timeline of a little dude, only about an inch or so in height, purring and cuddling against my hand as I caress his long hair with my fingertip! Titled something like "He's been such a good boy today!! <3".

Better yet, we would be in bed together and I'd be holding up his body in my palm as I have him strip naked. His cheeks are red and he forms a wicked boner seeing my affection t...Devamını Oku

As seen on r/investing

What’s the best sex robot industry investment?

I’m interested in exploring sex robots industry investments. Can someone give me tips on the topic? Are there any established players, startups, etc? If you’ve looked into it, what were your findings?

I believe robotics is one of the next big fields.
I believe the sex industry is prime for disruption since it’s so huge financially, yet a lot of it is illegal and thus way unoptimized
it’s clientele is discrete so early fails would not endanger the product too much
std-s are a big factor that can be removed via ...Devamını Oku

I FUCKING HATE DEMON SLAYER.....AND I HATE DS FANS EVEN MORE.....akaza murdered the only nice char in the series and then they show his gf and now everyone loves akaza????HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A BACKSTORY???do they even know what backstories mean???naruto vs pain....pains backstory will literally leave u confused that how is the author gonna win naruto???whay is pain the villain??those ds mfs with emotional capacity less than mitsuri's love life.....THAT FUCKING TRASHY ANIME IS POPULAR ONLY BECAUSE OF UFOTABLE AND GOOD PUBLICITY.....WHAT DID OPM DO TO NOT DESERVE UFOTABLE LVL STUDIO

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifi...Devamını Oku

You just unlocked a core memory of when I had one of those at home gummy candy maker toy things and I would cum in the stencil trays and cook them and make cummy worms. It was a side dish for me at every meal. Yum!

she packed her bags while i was watching the NQ open on tuesday. didn't even hear the door close because i was too focused on a 5-minute fair value gap.

feels stupid typing this out to a bunch of strangers, but i wish someone grabbed me by the shoulders 2 years ago.

everyone sells you the dream of "financial freedom" or "passive income". they show you the lambos and the travel.

what they don't show you is the obsession.

i started trading to "provide a better life" for us. that was the lie i told myself.

in reality, i was addicted to the dopamine.

* d...Devamını Oku

I hate it when I get recommended a Vtuber or those cringe PNGTuber trash content creators without creativity or an interesting thought in their mind. You included. Your avatar genuinely made me feel disgusted just to look at. And genuinely, it's not you, it's me. I always say blame the audience, not the supplier. You disturb me though. This is essentially just content theft with your cringe avatar slapped over the top of it, as if you really thought that is you in that picture. That, in my opinion, is not transformative. The only thing that makes this transformative is your editing and...Devamını Oku