Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

Hey guys, I need some help.

I’ve been using topical minoxidil to grow a beard because people keep saying I look like that kid from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody even though I am on 200mg of TRT. I apply it after showering at night, but my girlfriend and I usually have sex before bed, and I’m into eating ass (don't judge).

Here’s the issue: despite barely seeing any progress on my beard, I’ve noticed a lot of hair growing around my girlfriend’s butthole. She has no idea what’s going on and is freaking out, and honestly, I’m not too happy about it either. I was all for ea...Devamını Oku

Dear Subhuman Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2026. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend...Devamını Oku

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was senten...Devamını Oku

Hi all, I’ve been a huge fan of The Big Bang Theory for about ten years now, and a lot of things from the show have steeped into my everyday vocabulary. One issue with this is that, for a couple months now, I’ve been saying “bazinga” in response to bad things. It started off small, like when I’d drop a cup or step on my cat’s paw, but it’s become a huge problem. I have so far said “bazinga” I response to:

My mother’s death.
My wife injuring herself and needing to permanently use a cane.
My son nearly getting molested by one of his teachers (he fortunately managed to get a...Devamını Oku

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be ...Devamını Oku

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.

Dildos don’t DO SHIT when it comes to pleasure

I spent $5000 on several premium pleasure dildos. I stroked them for HOURS on end. I sat on it, touched it with my penis, and even put it on my sisters bed while she was asleep. IT GAVE ME NO PLEASURE, JUST SOME WHITE LIQUID TO CLEAN UP, IT SAID 100% PLEASURE. THIS IS BULLSHIT

I CUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA SHIT NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE

I have never understood why Blowjobs and Cunnilingus are seen as mainstream and normal sex acts. Considering how utterly disgusting and one-sided it is ,these acts should be seen as the same way a Kink or fetish is seen. Like BDSM or Pissplay. Something that is utterly gross and weird and not something that is perfectly normal and even expected to do or ask for. It's a sex act that makes little sense both from an obvious point of view and from a sexual point of view ,yet people somehow do it?

First of all the act itself it literally disgusting. You are putting someone's genitals into ...Devamını Oku

His lips are so incredibly thick whilst not being overwhelming, and I really needed to know how it would be like to be sucked by such active lips. His majestic and imposing figure is also so HOTTTTTTTTTT

The Ethical Gooning Constitution:

1 It must be faithful to the source material.
2 The source material must be original and/or tasteful.
3 The acts being committed are within reason, consent and law.
4 If it is art, digital or traditional, it must be created with true passion, effort and care.
5 Taste is subjective, and the public reserves the right to chopped and fine shyts, however, the shyt must be mentally and physically of age.
6 The acts committed must not be physically or mentally harmful and unenjoyable to the fine shyt.
7 You must not goon more than twice a day.
8 The quality and nece...Devamını Oku

I 43(F) have been seeing my son 13(M) trying to get me and his father to say the word "Gex." What does this word mean and why does he keep saying the simple yet enigmatic sentence "Say gex."?

earthquakes suck 😭😭🤬🤬 i bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they?👀😏 ahaha im joking... unless? 🙈😅

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.doc...Devamını Oku

I Ruined My Prostate By Trying To "Develop Hyperspermia"
from r/confessions

So I basically ruined my junk because I was trying to have those "monster loads". For about 10 years I got really into the idea of hyperspermia. Like, I wanted those huge loads you see in weird porn gifs or on those shady forums where dudes claim they're filling up pint glasses.

So I started obsessively taking semen pills. Every morning, every afternoo didn’t miss a single dose. I had this rotation of like 12 different supplements. Pygeum, zinc, lecithin, maca, tongkat, whatever else some d...Devamını Oku

Don’t get me wrong — I’ve supported Trump for as long as I can remember. I think back to this one time in, I wanna say, first grade, when we did a mock election between Hillary and Trump. All the girls in my class voted for Hillary, and all the boys voted Trump. I was the only girl who picked Trump — and I remember not even hesitating. Even back then, I just knew.

But being a MAGA teen in a world full of loud liberal voices? It’s suffocating. You constantly feel like you have to walk on eggshells, like just having your own opinion is offensive. And what’s worse is listening to peo...Devamını Oku

I just unalived my neighbour's gerbil, but they don't know it yet. I was trying to do a favour, as their gerbil had escaped its cage and scurried into the crevice of my backyard's fence. Unfortunately, my grass hadn't been mowed, and the grass' length was way too overgrown — perfect for a little gerbil to hide and thrive in.

As I was diligently and earnestly trying my best to follow the panicking, minuscule rodent — which just had to escape into my luscious fields of green — my heel hit, crack! In hopes that my paranoia of the worst possible scenario had not just hap...Devamını Oku

I (14M) am currently in the car with my mom (44F). She is completely oblivious of what I am currently doing. I am watching thug porn as i right this, and she has not a clue. She is positive that im straight, as i have a girlfriend, but I am currently watching dreamybull masturbating with his feet hanging high. It is absolutely beautiful. I have never seen something this breathtaking in my entire life. I’m currently tearing up. Not only am i tearing up, however, I also have a massive and firm erection. I am living the life. Praise the lord for technology.

-Firstly let me start off by saying that I am NOT gay. I love women. I'm kinda pissed off and annoyed at the same time that I even have to defend myself like this. In my eyes, It's not a big deal. To her, It's basically the end of the world.

-Me and my wife were laying on the couch and I saw a reel on Facebook that had me in tears laughing. It was basically a guy convulsing with his eyes wide open. The caption said "when I catch bro beating his meat, but his technique is off, so I gotta coach him". It was funny as hell to me. Me and the boys always share gay reels with e...Devamını Oku

No I'm not massive, mine is around average length but damn when I'm fully erect my penis looks so full of life so energetic just ready to penetrate it looks so ready for action I love it, I like how it feels kinda macho idk how to explain it. I kinda wish more men were proud of their Dick size insted of feeling insecure cuz of porn. As there's more to sex than just penetration alone. I hope someone replies to this how they feel the same cuz I rarely see guys that are proud of their size and feel like I'm the wierd one but whatever atleast I feel confident. Idk what this comment...Devamını Oku