Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

I swear yo, I'm not on drugs to make this post, listen up. I think there's a conspiracy against the physiological act of taking a shit.

I might sound a bit like someone who smoked spoiled crack but hear me out.

My ex-nazi friend, every time I went to his house, prohibited me from taking a shit there, why? Because he didn't sat in nobody's house. Seriously, the motherfucker was so demented that no friend of his could take a shit in his house, the only option was going out of his house and go to some random place just to do it.

At work, I need to be extra stealthy just to a s...Devamını Oku

How the fuck am I supposed to know? You think I’m a psychic? Since when is YOUR dinner any of MY business?

What IS IT with these groups and these silly ass engagement questions? LIKE HOLY SHIT I am TIRED of this annoying ass shit with people!

I swear to GOD is EVERYONE stupid today, or did all the stupid people just line up in a straight line JUST FOR ME? FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLL somebody just LOBOTOMIZE me already can everyone just STOPPP

Forget everything you learned in history class. The Iran-Contra affair wasn’t masterminded by shadowy government officials—it was orchestrated by two digital-age operatives decades ahead of their time: PaymoneyWubby and CodeMiko. Long before Twitch was a platform, Wubby was already running covert financial ops disguised as “variety content,” laundering millions through fake giveaways and suspiciously successful subathons. His charisma wasn’t just for entertainment—it was weaponized diplomacy, used to broker arms deals with rebel factions under the guise of “streamer outreach.”
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He was a SERIAL KILLER, who bragged about KILLING PEOPLE, and he professed and confessed to be a DEMON. He was that bruh, if he wanted you outta there he'll gonna do it himself on feet by himself. Von gave me a lot of passes, he could have killed me a couple times. i was happy as hell when uh, when I found out Von was dead, I cooked for the whole day. I was relieved for the community man, cuz he was over there torturing them guys man, I aint gonna lie to you man. There was something wroong with him, that's not human man you're not regular man, he was the devil man. HOW ARE YOU RICH...Devamını Oku

you need to realize that people who are fans of televison or just media in general like myself, we have emotional investment in these characters. For instance the writers of rick and morty take like 2 years a season. Does this make me not want to spend money for them? Nah I just wait patiently as a loyal fan. AI is not gonna change this for anybody. We as fans with emotional investments cannot possibly wait so long for more content of our favorite characters. We want it now, and the creatives are just gonna have to meet consumer demands by allowing ai parody.

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Get out of this country you filthy Greek. Your kind come here and shoot up streets. You aren’t wanted. Go back to your third world shithole. Whites only, and Greeks aren’t white. This is congruent with your immigration views, right?

Sucking your own dick is one of the most red pilled heterosexual acts you could possibly do as long as you think about a woman while doing it.

Putting a full cock into your mouth might sound gay, but I don't subscribe to the kantian idea of a strict maxime. After all, you're not gay because you masturbate as long as you masturbate to women. Touching dick might make you gay but not if you touch your own.

Following that logic, sucking dick might be gay, but sucking your own dick to a picture or thought of a woman is not homosexual deviancy, it's an ascended form of heterosexual ma...Devamını Oku

They triggers only have on or off. There's no sensitivity. This thing is not a serious gaming platform. It is a children's toy. Why would I buy on Switch if a Steam Deck has real triggers.

My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

You people still believe in the sun? The literal ball of fire in the sky? The one that “rises” and “sets” conveniently in sync with your 9-to-5 work schedule? Wake up. The sun isn’t a celestial body—it’s a corporate entity. A flaming orb of propaganda. A capitalist psyop designed to keep you productive.

You think it’s a coincidence that you can’t sleep when it’s out? That your “energy levels” are tied to “daylight”? Nah. That’s biological union-busting. The sun owns your circadian rhythm. It’s out here charging you rent in the form of vitamin D deficiency and s...Devamını Oku

Apple is the best. Nothing beats Apple inc. The iPhones are revolutionary devices. You don't need to say otherwise! Mac is Windows but simply better. Siri is just the better Google assistant, the HomePod the better Google Home! iPods are the best and most revolutionary music player. Safari beats your idiotic Chrome, Opera, Edge or Firefox any day of the week. MacOS is way better than Windows or Linux, iOS better than Android itself. The Apple Watch is the best smartwatch to graze the living Earth, while the iPad slays and beats any Android tablet. The Vision Pro beats your lame Oculus or M...Devamını Oku

From a biological point of view, men really can produce milk, and this is a scientifically documented phenomenon. The cause lies in a hormonal imbalance, usually due to a condition called hyperprolactinemia — an elevated level of the hormone prolactin, which stimulates milk production. Most often, this is caused by a benign pituitary tumor (a prolactinoma). Since femboys are men, this physiological possibility applies to them as well. If a femboy develops lactation for any of these medical reasons, then the secretion released by his mammary glands would, in composition, be genuine milk. So, ...Devamını Oku

This all started a week ago. At about 10:30 pm I went on a trot out of my room as one does, to get a drink. Thats when I saw the fucker, standing right there under my sink. The second I turned on the light, he ran, instantly escaping. I lost him. 2 days later and around the same time, I see him again. I've completely forgotten, and the cockroach almost makes me shit my pants. We lock eyes, and almost as if mocking me, he stays still. So still. So still in fact that I believed I had enough time to take off my shoe to smack him. Boy was I wrong. I lost again.

It's been a week now. We kn...Devamını Oku

Kendrick sat on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stopped coming out of his butt. He started flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. He endlessly attempted to pinch his asshole closed but that made his insides twitch. The poop accelerated slowly down Kendrick's plumbing system. He phoned 911. The paramedics called for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. He vehemently turns down talk show appearances. His septic tank failed. People formed a cult. Kendrick's Virgil Abloh designed luxury bidet toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with bu...Devamını Oku

I myself am a chad with morals that wants a deeper relationship. I'm a good guy chad. I hoard no women, i spend most of my days ignoring women with no value, or get annoyed by being subtly pursued

I sold my soul around middle school to the Devil because I had so much hatred and anger in me. I don't remember exactly what I did but I used blood and said something in the lines of I sell my soul to you satan in exchange for this person's torment. This happened. And again to hurt a family members loved one and I'm fearful now as an adult this person is going to get hurt. Can I be saved and if not me the innocent girl I dragged along?

>Using windows in programming class.

>Teacher says "Ok students, now install this development tool"

>Start furiously opening browser to download it.

>Install it

>Errors out the ass

>Everyone else has already installed it from their Linux package manager

>I start to sweat

>Enable WSL

>"Umm... what the fuck are you doing anon? why are you using Windows?", a girl next to me asks

>I tell her it's WSL and can do everything that Linux does and it's good because I can still use Windows.

>The program doesn't work correctly

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In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?

trains are the best thing ever since they’re big and shiny and they move on tracks that go everywhere and you can memorize all the routes and the schedules and the numbers of the engines and the different models and how fast they can go and the sounds they make like the horns and the clacking of the wheels on the rails and you can spot the difference between a diesel and an electric just by looking at the pantograph or the exhaust and it’s like the whole world is organized into lines and stops and patterns that make sense and you can ride them and feel the vibration and know exactly where ...Devamını Oku

Man im so sick of liberal gays and almost everything they stand for. I just have such visceral hate from their beliefs and values and often just want to a fucking normal family life as i submissive boywife. I just want to be with a real, conservative man and happily serve him and raise children. Is it such a hard thing to do?