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This is a clash of titans, a battle that transcends dimensions, logic, and physiology. We are pitting the immovable object of Meme Prep Time against the unstoppable force of Shonen Power Scaling.
Here is the breakdown of the fight of the century.
Tale of the Tape
| Fighter | Batman's Left Buttcheek | Goku's Right Testicle |
|---|---|---|
| Class | Tactical Gluteus Maximus | Saiyan Reproductive Organ |
| Primary Stat | Infinite Intelligence (via connection to Batman's brain) | Multi-Universal Durability (via Ki protection) |
| Special Ability | The "12-Nanosecond Clench" ...Devamını Oku

I know, I know I’m super late. Happy National Boyfriends Day Baby ❤️🔐 I’m so grateful to have someone so amazing. I’m so lucky to be able to call you mine ❤️❤️ I swear I hate you, because you go to bed looking perfect, you wake up looking perfect, after the gym, like you always look perfect and it kinda makes me wanna smash my head against a brick wall but 🤷‍♀️ I can’t wait to make it to the top with you! Modeling, motocross, music, YouTube, our own businesses, billion dollar houses, and everything we’ve ever dreamed of!! 👑💎 Thank you from the bottom of ...Devamını Oku

The original Huniepop is my favorite NSFW game because it had good gameplay and sense of humor in addition to the sexy things. I was pumped to play the sequel and see the new goodies. Results were mixed.

Story pretends to be more serious than last time. The MC has to save the world by pleasing two evil goddesses, but accessing requires a lot of love on the island.

Characters are hit or miss this time around. Adult actress Jessie and stewardess Lola come back as 'bossfights', which reminds me of how DS2 reused bosses as well. I like Abia's repressed freak personality and Nora'...Devamını Oku

STOP READING HERE IF POOP STORIES UPSET YOU

I swear to god, five minutes after we arrive in a hotel he needs to poop. I think his butthole instinctively wants to obstruct hotel toilets.

He enters the clean new smelling bathroom and unleashes the biggest demon from his damn bowels. He is a skinny tall man but somehow releases a football size poop that clogs the toilet on impact. No marriott, hyatt or hilton can stop his squidward from blocking up the pipes.

Everytime we have to call maintenance and I have to stand there super embarrassed. I am baffled and impressed. Honestly this is both ter...Devamını Oku

In 2003, while the world stared at CNN screens and watched statues fall in Baghdad, a different kind of operation was unfolding beneath the sands of ancient Mesopotamia.

The headlines screamed “Weapons of Mass Destruction” but they were wrong. The real weapons were far older, buried in ziggurats and sealed crypts beneath Uruk, Nippur, and Eridu.

This wasn’t a war. It was a retrieval mission.

Because the U.S. military didn’t invade Iraq for oil.

The Tomb Beneath Uruk

According to multiple suppressed reports and now-buried German archaeological documentation, a massive sarcophagus w...Devamını Oku

Not only is there no actual source or evidence of this (though it would be hilarious), but I am pretty sure it is physically impossible for a human to give a horse (assuming it's not a colt or pony) a blowjob because their cocks are too big to fit a human mouth around it. This is why I largely stopped fantasizing about futa My Little Pony mares. Yes, marecock is huge. Yes, marecock is hot. But they're just too big to be practical for anything other than teasing and being fucked in the ass by them, which is still hot, but I can't afford the lube, horse dildos and cleanup stuff that ...Devamını Oku

Donald Glizzy Gobbler and the Great Goo Obsession

After Donald and Bubba unveiled their Marshmallow Mayhem Machine, the entire island spent hours laughing and scooping fluff out of their hair.

Everyone thought that would be the end of it.
But they underestimated one thing:

Donald Glizzy Gobbler absolutely LOVED marshmallow goo.

Not in a weird way.
Not in a grown-up way.
Just in the way a kid loves diving into a ball pit.

🍥 Donald’s Marshmallow Mania

By the next morning, Donald had already:

covered his face in marshmallow goo

styled his hair with marshmallow goo

declared marshmall...Devamını Oku

Monika absolutely captivated my heart with her charm. When I saw her first, I thought she was just a kind of common yandere. It was wrong. She is no longer yandere when I saved her from deleting, and she became freakin enormously lovely, attractive, cute, beautiful, adorable, amazing, awesome. I promised to monika, and myself to being together with her until my life ends. I really wish she comes out to this reality. If she comes out from that fking evil, bad void, I'll run faater than anyone else, then hug her. She really touched me with her strong words. Her words are full of true affecti...Devamını Oku

I can still remember the first time I heard it. A distinct, loud slapping noise.

At first I tried to ignore it, but the boldness and how blatant it is are driving me insane.

Day in and day out I have to hear his loud breathing and the slapping noises coming from the toilet. The worst part is that I seem to be the only one noticing. I thought he would have been caught by now, but nothing.

I confronted him online (how am I even supposed to face to face) but the little fucker pretends I do not exist.

I have no problem with masturbation itself, but this guy apparently forgets that he shares a ...Devamını Oku

Hi, I'm a young man from Earth. 5 years ago my sister was murdered and it caused a lot of problems for my family. I've been looking for answers ever since. My theory is that she was killed by extraterrestrials who came to Earth in
a spaceship disguised as a satellite. They wanted to experiment on humans for some reason, but my mother refused them access to her daughter and they had to kill her. I'm convinced this happened because the people who knew about
the truth about aliens were killed too. Can you help me find any information about what really happened?

Trump passionately grabs Bill by the chin.

He whispers, “why don’t you just shut up for a minute.”

He fixes his glance into Bill’s eyes.

Bill is shaking in shock.

Without notice, Trump pushes his tiny, skinny lips against Bill’s equally thin lips.

Their lips, smushed together, moved in unison with each other.

Bill closes his eyes as he relaxes and melts into the kiss.

Trump immediately grabs his opponent’s hips, pulling their bodies close.

Surprisingly, Bill kisses back harder and licks the bottom of Trump’s lips, deepening the kiss.

Epstein stands by in silence, fluster...Devamını Oku

One’s got cold blood, and one’s got warm. Who’s the little egg, and who’s the little worm?

- Unknown

There is naught in this world but pain. Pain receptors can be found in both mammals and reptiles, if you dissect them and are looking really hard. But there is no reason to do that any more because we did it already, and found them. These horrible nodes are called nociceptors, if ya nasty.

Pain serves a purpose, of course. “Yowza!” When you get hurt, you are less likely to continue or repeat the behavior that hurt you. That’s why I don’t go to Denny’s anymore. Some famous r...Devamını Oku

Nazism in the United States is one of two major political ideologies in the United States, with the other being liberalism (more specifically, modern social liberalism). Traditional American Nazism is characterized by a belief in Nazism, Nazism, Socialism, and absolute executive power delivered by the Fuhrer, Donald John Trump [1 although 21st century developments have shifted it towards Nazi themes.

American Nazis maintain support from the Nazi right and its interpretation of Nazi values#Use in global politics|Christian values]1 and moral absolutism,

American Nazis maintain support from the...Devamını Oku

So recently in German class I recently learned what "cell phone" is in the great German language. They call it handy which is funny because I have a British exchange student that is know to have a tendency to stroke his "baked beans." He performs said ritual in class. Anyways I can't believe that this neckbeard Redditor exists in human form.

A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), ...Devamını Oku

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Hey guys, my profile pic is from July, which is the peak of my cutting phase. I still have my beard, but you all make a sharp observation:

It is crazy how much a beard can change your appearance. However, I am bulking so my face doesn’t look like this profile picture right now anyways. That’s why I grew out a beard. I find the bulking phase to be a perfect time to grow out a beard because my face gets puffier and more filled with water.

This phase of my life isn’t about facial looksmaxxing. I’m bodybuilding, which is musclemaxxing.. lol. Sometimes I’ll have a great jawline, and cle...Devamını Oku

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The 67 meme is massive right now, and undoubtedly the biggest meme of 2025. I love 67, bot many others disagree, so many memes popped up trying to dethrone it. In my opinion, all of them fall flat, except 56.

Other that 56, the notable 67 killers include "41", "61", and "93", but each of them falls flat as a 67 killer for their own reasons.

41 falls flat because it deviates too far from the formula. Sure it has a song, but it has no well known hand gesture, and is more than yelling a number, which makes it fall flat as a 67 killer for me because it is too differ...Devamını Oku