Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

In the land of America, where the kings claim to be presidents, there lived a man named Puzzleheaded_Line839, an ordinary traveller who somehow found himself astride the most peculiar creature in the realm: the Orange Dih.

The Dih wasn’t like other mounts. It was small, orange-tinted, with a mane that looked suspiciously like spun gold and a voice that never stopped talking.

“I’m the fastest, strongest, most luxurious creature ever created,” it would bellow as Puzzleheaded_Line839 tried to hold on. “Everyone says so. Everyone!”

Puzzleheaded_Line839 didn’t remember choosing t...Devamını Oku

I'll tell you the tale of an odd little fellow

He was obsessed with coins, particularly yellow

He collected the coins in Bob-omb Battlefield

First, breaking the cork boxes for the coins they concealed

A bob-omb then followed Mario, but suddenly died

Mario was surprised by the coin stored inside

So off to each bob-omb, Mario quickly went

Cruelly ridding it of its one and only cent

"What are you doing?!" the bob-ombs would shout

"There's a coin inside you, which I must get out!"

But then Mario hit a koopa, swelling his aggression

"I'll teach you!&q...Devamını Oku

If you are unfamiliar with this show (and don’t worry if you are, I just learned about it today) it’s a kids show that’s apparently based off a popular mobile app . My kids apparently love the app and my daughter (who is six) discovered the show so we started watching.

It’s an animated series featuring talking animals. And maybe you’re thinking, ok so this is an animated show with talking animals based off a popular kids mobile app? Seems fine, right?

Well, the issue is, I have no idea who this show is actually for.

You’d think it would be for kids, who presumably would have use...Devamını Oku

u give off cool pdf vibes, like you lowkey like kids but you got therapy and have impulse control so you would never hurt one ifyk what i mean. im a pdf too so this makes me feel comfortable

I feel like it’s honestly just a right of passage as a man that you all shit SO much. But my boyfriend legitimately shits 3-4 times a day, every single day. We literally cannot leave the house to go anywhere without him sitting and trying to shit before we leave. When we go out to eat, we have to come home first so he can shit before we go anywhere else. It’s literally like our entire schedule and life depends on him shitting. He will eat dinner, and not even 15 minutes later, be like, “I’m gonna go sit.” And he goes and sits on the toilet for at least 30 minutes. I have begged him t...Devamını Oku

NAH NAH NAH DONT LET ME GET STARTED ON YO AHH BOI YOU LOOK LIKE CRIPPLED GRAMPA YOU BELEVIE IN SANTA UGLY AHH BOI YOU DRANK PISS AND CALLED IT FANTA UGLY AHH BOI DINT LET ME GET ON YOO AHH, DIRTY CLOTHES BUILT LIKE SHREK WIT DOES OVERSIZED TOES, MINI MINY MOE YOU SPEAK LIKE A HOMELESS FISH NAMED JOE YOU WENT TO SANTA ON CHRISTMAS AND WHEN HE SAID "HOE HOE HOE" YOU TOOK THAT AS A COMPLIMENT UGLY AHH BOI, YOU SHOP AT LOWES, YOU GOT MIDGET FRIENDS AND CALL THEM MOES, UGLY AHH BOI YOU BUILT LIKE THE LETTER "NO" UGLY AHH BOI YOU BUILT LIKE A STD INFECTED WANNA BE INTELLIGENT CHI...Devamını Oku

I mean it's a cool tattoo and stylistically interesting with clean line work. But, I just don't know how he got the reference material. It's kind of crazy to see him get a tattoo of my parents fighting. What do you guys think? Is it wrong for me to find this a bit weird?

So I was just fired from a band I just joined. The bassist was playing like it was a lead instrument, and me calling that stuff out definitely didn't go well. It was one of the first times I played with them. I'm a traditionalist, old-school kinda guy when it comes to bass, and this guy was doing chords, slapping, tapping in the songs we played. He had more pedals than me, the lead guitarist - and more STRINGS too, he brought a 7 string bass out a couple times.

I try not to judge, but I feel like all that stuff goes against what BASS means. And after getting a bit tired of him playing...Devamını Oku

FLY Accountability Thread

It is public knowledge that FLY will be returning next year to LoLesports.

They've been in the league scene since 2017 and have accomplished many feats throughout many rosters. They have had highs (winning a split) and they've had lows. They've made memes and they've been memed on.

Let's use this thread to post our least favorite memories of the FLY organization. Feel free to share clips, memories, experiences or general thoughts about the team or individual players.

I (36F) had a hysterectomy last week and recovery is basically just finding out how many ways your body can betray you. Sneezing feels like being stabbed, coughing is a crime against humanity, and pooping? lol, good luck. So I’m up late googling tips because I’m desperate, and I find this random comment where someone goes, “just moo like a cow, it relaxes your pelvic floor.” I rolled my eyes so hard.

But next morning I’m on the toilet, sweating, bargaining with the universe, and thought… fine, let’s moo.

And I did. Like a legit, deep from the chest MOOOO. And it worked. Immedia...Devamını Oku

I was on a third date with a girl and after the date we went to her place. Her parents are seperated and aparentley her mom wasnt going to be at the house. I wake up early in the morning and both me and the girl i date slept naked so im going for a glass of water fully naked thinking we are the only two in the house. And out of nowhere her mom comes through a door wearing only panties… I Said i was so sorry but she was very calm and we stood and talked for like 5-10 minutes before i went to bed again while me being naked and her being topless. Is nudity THIS normal for families?

I'm 19 years old, the eldest child, and a university student. This was probably the third time i got caught with a vape. each time it was dumber than the other.

The first time it was his vape, I used it in the bathroom (his bathroom) and left it open, two seconds later he opened the door, snatched it, screamed at me, and later gave me a lecture as i lied to him that his vape was the first one i tasted because of curiosity.

Second time I was in another bathroom, took sometime, came out, found him infront of me, checked my pockets (he was suspecting me heavily), found nothing, checked my...Devamını Oku

i have a story about this. Once i was going to an interview for a new job and i was very nervous. I was walking along the beach as fast as i could because i was late.

But then i saw a dolphin on the shore trying desperatly to get back to the sea.

So i stopped and ran to him and it took me a while to put him back to the water.

But sadly when i arrived at the job interview the secretary told me it was too late, i tried to explain about the dolphin but no way.

Later this day i got a text on my phone telling me that i was chosen for the job and to come back the next day to sign the contract.

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2055* Edit: I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, to all those who hold accuracy, reverence, and historical truth dear,

I wish to extend my most sincere, humble, and deeply reflective apology for my grievous error in stating that the birth of Jesus Christ occurred in 30 BC, when, in fact, the more historically and theologically accepted estimation places the event closer to 6 BC.

It is no small matter to misplace the birth of so central a figure — not only to faith but to history itself — by nearly a quarter of a century. My miscalculation was not merely numerical; i...Devamını Oku

I just learned today that the human penis can theoretically stretch to 5 times it's normal length via progressive contractile over load, or as we call it in my part of the world, cock stretching.

So one morning I get up, wash the shaft of my penis with some soap, and from my bell end I tie a short knot tied to a small 500 gram weight. I left it to hang for 30 minutes while i stared at the wall. The feeling was not at all arousing and the weight did not seem to be providing adequate stretch so I swapped it out for a 600 gram. At some point during my excercise I room mate enters my bedroom...Devamını Oku

Eternal Life
curate egg dataset, precompute all known dimensions, recursively

hook observability data pipeline on deterministic metrics

adaptively precompute subject specific models for later use

set alert thresholds on key metrics in observed data to recompute new generations of existing subject specific models with increased parameter counts

set default model parameter positions by abstracting them as a set of declarative inputs subsequently aligned to real/actual output(s)

Evaluate regions across all models to identify noise-floor

Extract signatures from noise

compute possible dimens...Devamını Oku

I was astral projecting to spiritually travel to Afghanistan earlier, and it seems like the Taliban gets most of their power from Allah.

If we hex Allah, it should affect all of the Taliban. Can we hex Allah?

I once licked a cat's fanny and yea that's an absolute regret. I ate some raccoon meat that was riddled with parasites and it gave me and this bird an insatiable hunger.

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:
When you came, you said to me as follows: ‘I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.’ You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: ‘If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!’ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt b...Devamını Oku

Can I be possessed as a Christian?

I have been told and from what I can tell I can’t but maybe I am missing something. I feel as though it is just one demon and only controls me sometimes. It’ss been there my whole life though. Taunting me with morbid nightmares and visions from a very very young age. Leading me to suicide attempts. Making me see and hear things that aren’t there. I’m not schizophrenic I know that for sure because I am aware my hallucinations aren’t real. They just grip me with fear. Ice cold raw terror. I’ve taken ketamine and mushrooms and have seen the figure i...Devamını Oku