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I'm gonna reveal a big fucking secret that might change the game forever, I swear.

So, something a man never told you but I will, listen carefully.

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Afroman just wanted his door fixed and an apology. He never wanted to put the Adams County Sheriff's Office on blast. But now, everybody knows that Licc'em Low Lisa, Shawn Grooming Grooms, and Randy "Son of a Bitch" Walters only found mama's lemon pound cake and no kidnapping victims when they raided his house.

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As the title says, I fell down a rabbit hole. It started in 2019 when an ex was trying to hurt my feelings and told me she faked every orgasm she ever had when having sex with me. It lingered in my mind and eventually I shamefully became turned on by it. Pretty soon it was all I could get off to.

I wouldn't necessarily say it's damaging my life, because I still work and act normal and have a normal partnership with someone who won't do it, (which is fine cause I value consent and I won't pressure them), but every time I cum when we have sex im secretly fantasizing ab...Devamını Oku

Try not to get scared. Scariest stories.
I was walking down the street one day when I was stopped by the fuck you guy. "Fuck you!" I then shot the fuck you guy 43 times in the chest with my desert eagle. "I'm calling the police. You just shot that man?" Fuck! I said. I ran over to my friend Sky's house and stayed in hiding. Nut little did I know, Sky's pet was... The Creature?

This is why no one likes America. Japan has so much better animation. You can stay with your chopped ugly eve while I say with Japanese anime baddies. America doesn't get how to animate. Pathetic. Everyone in anime looks so much better than this POS. Everyone clowns me and excludes me because of my truthful statements. Japan does everything better and you guys are just jealous. I can't wait to leave America and find my future wife in Japan and live in that utopia. This review is more of a statement of why people that like American shows are losers. I wish they were as based like me and...Devamını Oku

aint notn genius or brilliant bout none of them serial killers

each and everyone of em victims all women and children

and all their arrests and sentencings all sound shady even the executed ones they all like to make it sound like tv they did this n that but most of their evidence is crooked too thats why you cant trust them so

dont trust them

Gayce was convicted of atrocious acts and still on council

mthrfkrs taking blood doors out the trash putting it in his studio after Deborah Tate confronted him face to face at the house and said "so you exploiting my sisters death for your...Devamını Oku

So I'm a pharmacy tech. Yesterday I was doing my job, enjoying life. I was talking to another tech about shows I'm going to this weekend (Big Ass Truck/Chiodos and Major League/With The Punches).

My older pharmacist started laughing when I mentioned Big Ass Truck and went "is that seriously their name? There's no way a band is called that."

Anyway I was off today. Now I feel like work is a hostile environment and I'm not sure if I can go back to that sort of discrimination against the music I love tomorrow. Do I report her to HR?

Also she said Emmure (who is also p...Devamını Oku

It doesn’t match your intuition on what intelligence is? Damn, you heard that everyone. This fella doesn’t think AI is smart enough, throw the whole technology away!

If you still think that LLM’s are the only variation of AI in the big ‘26, there’s no hope for you. Your job will be taken and you’ll be put on food stamps with the rest of the normies. That’s ok tho.

user prompts ai in a very specific way that AI is literally not built for GOTCHA! AI DUMB!🤤 you’re the actual robot. If I had to put my life on the line to choose a better entity to give me advice, I would choos...Devamını Oku

Do you know how fucking GREEDY you have to be to have sex with TWO women at the same time?
Like… save some pussy for the rest of us, bro.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Regular dudes out here are lucky to get a single like on Hinge in six months.
Actual Chads are refreshing Bumble for 45 minutes straight just to land one mid coffee date that goes nowhere.
And meanwhile, here you are RAW-DOGGING a whole threesome like it’s just a regular Tuesday night.
Two whole women. At once. Touching you. Moaning for you.
You absolute fucking consumer of resources. You walking war crime against the male lonelines...Devamını Oku

The morning was like any other; I start my day by ignoring my first two alarms and finally waking up at the 3rd. I then get out of bed to put some clothes on and head to the bathroom. As I sat down on the toilet and pulled down my undies I noticed that there was a mysterious substance on my underwear and all over the tip of my shlong. At first I thought it was snot; the substance was thick and sticky and for some reason kind of had a yellowish cream color to it, just like snot. There was also a stain in my bed right where my shlong rests. But why would there be snot on my shlong, I asked. No. ...Devamını Oku

More power, and I mean great economic power. The greatest power, my friend, a great friend, said I needed more power. more pace, and I mean the greatest pace, greater than the great Usain Bolt, I said it, the great Usain Bolt
More money, and I mean a lot of money, the greatest money. You know, Obama said I wouldn't have enough money, but look where I am now, I am the greatest at money. more taste, and I mean... the greatest taste of the greatest food the great mar-a-lago has to offer, I said it, the great mar-a-lago
More sex, and I mean the greatest sex, UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH *hip thrusts wi...Devamını Oku

yall can NOT be serious rn that is literally just A BURGER. IT IS A BURGER. SHE IS FUCKING A FUCKING BURGER. like i can see the whole ideal of "bwoah lemme get deepthroated by a futa" but like why are you commenting this shit on a post where one is JUST FUCKING A BURGER. i dont even know what the fuck to say anymore. i think im just done with porn now. i dont wanna be addicted anymore because of this comment section right here. im gonna go better my life instead of jerking off to fetish porn so wish me luck on my journey ok bye

Today I am beginning my project dubbed

"INFINITE TURD"

I start by slowly & consistently consuming 1 saltine cracker every 26 seconds followed by 2oz of warm tap-water with a pinch of dissolved Metamucil betwixt every 5 crackers. All whilst administering GLH-443 (Ghrelin Peptide) via IV to prevent feelings of fullness so I may feed uninterrupted.

I continue through the time I must have my crap.

At that point, I do NOT stop consuming. If all goes well, I will have created a "food-to-shit-loop."

This will be my 4th attempt at achieving project

"INFINITE TURD&quo...Devamını Oku

I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not even once!

Look, it's not sexual. If you're a reader of the books and you're looking forward to seeing Jack Reacher hang dong on the silver screen, then you're going to be disappointed, my friend. I'm sorry to spoil it, but fans of Jack Reacher need to know. There's no dong! You'll probably have to wait for season 2 or 3 for the first solid dong-hanging scene. In the th...Devamını Oku

Congratulations! You just won millions of dollars in the lottery! That's great.

Now you're fucked.

No really.

You are.

You're fucked.

If you just want to skip the biographical tales of woe of some of the math-tax protagonists, skip on down to the next comment, to see what to do in the event you win the lottery.

You see, it's something of an open secret that winners of obnoxiously large jackpots tend to end up badly with alarming regularity. Not the $1 million dollar winners. But anyone in the nine-figure range is at high risk. Eight-figures? Pretty likely to be screwed. S...Devamını Oku

my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I w...Devamını Oku

Why, you ask?

Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.

Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more ...Devamını Oku

The Golden Cube is not just an object, it is the only thing that truly matters and I don’t care what anyone says, I would stare at it for hours and still not be done admiring it, the shine is perfect, the shape is perfect, every edge is perfect, it doesn’t need to move or glow or explode or do anything flashy because it already won by simply existing, I love how simple it is, how calm it looks, how it just sits there like it knows it is better than everything else in the universe, I would protect it with my life, I would ignore everything else just to look at it one more time, I don’t ne...Devamını Oku

Some people say that people doesn't have unconventional tastes, but my story is when I was 9 years old, and I challenged myself to eat dog turd with mustard in the front of a Kmart. Infact I didn't die, I liked the earthy taste with the touch of mustard. Fast forward to today I was hungry and I did go to a taco bell because I needed a crunchwrap. I brung a jar saying "Brown gold" and I got a spoonful of it and I put in my crunchwrap, the manager did go to me and started swearing like I did an arson. He was saying "WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS A SAFETY VIOLATION" and he kic...Devamını Oku

It’s honestly crazy how the mass population, especially Americans, believe that mask is just the stereotypical “hacker mask.” That mask is the face of Guy Fawkes, a Catholic, English revolutionary who tried (and failed miserably) to destroy the Houses of Parliament with a massive explosion. He quite literally got caught lighting the match to the gunpowder barrels and arrested and put to death. Dude got caught, hanged, drawn, and quartered. Basically hanged from his neck till he’s dead, his genitals are cut off and roasted on a fire in front of him, and then his body is cut into quarter...Devamını Oku