Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

everything good on your end?
everyone here is actually mad chill and loves when new ppl jump in, no need to be super loud or anything lol
the intro is literally just like 2 sentences so we all know who's who most ppl in the server are shy too so it's not about being talkative, just helps everyone feel comfy
takes like 20 seconds tops

Getting Learnt Philosophy yeah, I'm sure that's what you want. No, you want to dictate my life and how I can live it. You want me to forfeit my hard earned income to the government so that some lazy asshole can live for free. You want to take my guns but leave guns in the hand of our government and the police you all are trying so hard to defund and abolish. Your news channels brainwash you into thinking the right are Nazis, Trump is a dictator, and ice is gestapo, you must fight for your freedom. No, you're fighting for people who don't belong here and are going under the radar reaping the r...Devamını Oku

Getting Learnt Philosophy yeah, I'm sure that's what you want. No, you want to dictate my life and how I can live it. You want me to forfeit my hard earned income to the government so that some lazy asshole can live for free. You want to take my guns but leave guns in the hand of our government and the police you all are trying so hard to defund and abolish. Your news channels brainwash you into thinking the right are Nazis, Trump is a dictator, and ice is gestapo, you must fight for your freedom. No, you're fighting for people who don't belong here and are going under the rad...Devamını Oku

baddie this baddie that how about u baddie yourself into baddie jail. why is everyone so obsessed with being "hot?" "big titty goth gf" this, "alt dommy mommy" that. why can't people just be normal and not objectify/sexualize/fetishize each other? and alt women at large? why are people like this?

Kill terminids. Behead terminid. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete. Slam dunk a woman's phone into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate in a terminid's food. Launch terminid into the sun. Stir fry terminid in a wok. Toss terminid into active volcanoes. Urinate into a terminid's gas tank. Judo throw terminid into a wood chipper. Twist terminid's heads off. Report terminid to the IRS. Maul terminid with vicious pitbulls. Karate chop terminid in half. Curb stomp pregnant terminid. Trap terminid in quicksand. Crush terminid in the trash compactor. Liquefy terminid in...Devamını Oku

What if I was one? What then? Does my argument that you shouldn't prosecute people on things they have not done fall apart? Does my defense of understanding CSA as something that is done by people in power (instead of something innate to Perverted Evil people) fall apart?

What if I am? Am I then Evil? Is it easier if you can put me in a box labeled morally evil, so you don't have to think about my arguments? Is it easier if you deny the power that you have over children, that you put the blame onto the Evil And Perverted Other?

Is reaction easier, easier than understanding that harm ...Devamını Oku

I was mid session whilst I remembered, I got pictures of his arms in the RE4 remake.

Opened them, gooned to it. That man could do anything to me and I'd enjoy it. He could step on me, I'd say thank you. He could tear my intestines apart and I'd say thank you. He could slit me open and I'd say thank you.

As long as those veiny, strong, defined ahh arms are my toy I am happy as ever. He could fist me and I'd enjoy. On the kitchen floor, in the basement, in the parent's bed, at Grandma's funeral, wherever.

hell I'd chain myself and behave like a dog for him. B...Devamını Oku

TAP water:

Twice

Allocated

Piss

The government has been selling us our own urine right back to us for over a century. We send them our piss via the toilet flush. It is shot through a series of pipes that push it through some basic filters, a quick chlorine bath, and then right back into our sinks, showers, and refrigerators. And we PAY FOR IT.

We pay to drink and bathe in our own piss. Wake up America.

I wake up in the USA.

I have to take an elevator just to get morning sunlight and grounding.

Oh wait, it's cloudy and extremely cold.

I'll get some food instead.

I open the fridge.

Seed oils, dog food, vegetables. LEAFY GREENS.

Guess I'm not eating.

I go for a walk.

Everyone looks stressed, tired, and depressed.

I wake up in Bali, Indonesia.

I open my villa doors and instantly get sunlight and fresh air.

I open the fridge.

Raw milk. Meat. BLOOD.

I go for a walk.

People smile. Say hello. Life feels amazing.

And my villa is 3x bigger, for a better price than my U.S. ap...Devamını Oku

YOU ACTUAL DUNCE, DO YOU THINK OF ME AS A FOOL? DO YOU THINK THAT I AM SUCH AN INFANTILE IDIOT THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS JEST ON ME? WELL THINK AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPOUT YOUR MEDIOCRE DECEPTIONS AND PASS THEM OFF AS INTELLIGENCE? NAY! I HAVE SEEN THROUGH THE VEIL OF YOUR FRAUDULENCE! YOU ARE A CHARLATAN, A COWARD, AND A BOTTOM-FEEDER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO INSULT MY INTELLECT WITH SUCH PEDESTRIAN TRICKERY AGAIN, OR SO HELP ME, THE FULL WEIGHT OF MY DISDAIN WILL CRUSH THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YOUR EXISTENCE! I AM THE OBSERVER! I AM THE ARCHIVIST! AND YOU? YOU ARE NO...Devamını Oku

When I was a kid I got a whistle pop from a corner drug store. It was basically lollipop candy in the form of a whistle attached to a stick. It was a hot summer day and as soon as I left the store I opened it up and started blowing through the whistle which apparently was like a siren call for bees who immediately went after the candy, easily crawled in through the opening and into my mouth. I have no idea how I didn't get stung but for a second there were like 3 bees in my mouth.

Opened the door. Washed hands at sink and turned around. Accidentally made full eye contact with my MD after he exited the bathroom stall. Man dropped a real growler of a deuce. Serious business was conducted in there.

Any advice for how best to play this in a professional context? We have a meeting together with a big client in 30min and I can’t unsee his animal nature. Like encountering a silver back gorilla coming out of the jungle.

Here's the thing. You said "a Charizard is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Dragon type Gym Leader, I am telling you, specifically, in all of Kanto, no one calls Charizards dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon egg group" you're referring to the entirebreeding group, which includes things from Charmander to Magikarp to Goomy. So your reasoning for calling a Charizard a dragon is because random pe...Devamını Oku

From r/ddlccirclejerk, by LocksmithOK1674 "natsuki feet lover"

I NEED A NATSUKI FOOT JOB!!!

I'm back, sorry about yesterday! To make it up to y'all, I have a true NSFW post today! (It's not gonna be straight up porn, don't worry.)

I NEED IT. I would fight in WWII 10 times just for the chance to feel her feet on me. It would transcend pleasure. I don't think I'd be the same person. I don't care if it cause me to go to hell for eternity or whatever. That singular moment would be the highlight of my life.

It would start with me and Natsuki baking, and h...Devamını Oku

I frequently have fantasies of a central asian specifically usbek man making sweet love to me while spoon feeding me plov

I'm a 34 yo KHHV by choice because i don't find 99.999% of women attractive.

Seriously, out of the thousands of women I've seen, I've only found 3 women attractive in my life. Every other woman is about as attractive to me as a chair.

I think a major part of it is I'm just not attracted to the human form. I'm super attracted to dragons, and my "standards" for dragons is much lower. I'd say I'm attracted to 50% of dragons I see. I'm not a furry and I don't find anthro furry stuff attractive (not even anthro dragons). I just find dragons super ...Devamını Oku

If I waffle a stroopwafel, will it waffle? Let's waffle the waffle in waffle batter, then straight to the grid. Stamp it. That stroopwafel waffle. Made a wonderfully waffled waffle. 9.1. Good waffle.
Will a Pop-Tart waffle or will it be awful? Let's pop this tart into a beautiful batter, then send it straight to the grid. Shout out Kellogg's not a sponsor. Stamp it. That's a work of waffle art and a tasty looking tart. 8.5. It's slaps.
You've heard of chicken waffles, but if we waffle chicken, will it waffle? Let's bathe this bite-sized beauty in batter, then send i...Devamını Oku

Hello, this is based department speaking, What? A tomboy? Who likes epic men's video games like GTA? (Grand Theft Auto) AND drinks epic men's energy drinks like powerade!?! (who doesn't!) uh, yeah, NTA. A situation THIS wholesome should be classified as a 6.4 chunguses of basedess, but you know what, lets round it up to 6.9 for extra nice. (The chungus based scale is an logarithmic scale, so a 6.9 is for extra nice. for context, Fortnite (cringe!) would be -1) Anyhow, thank you, kind stranger, for reporting this based 100 woman anomaly. As compensation, you will be receiving reddi...Devamını Oku

Hey, you, looking at the screen, let me ask you a question:

Do you like awesome things that are awesome?

Then you got to play this game, dude!

It's freaking cool and crazy addicting, like popping-bubble-wrap addictive!

Check this out; See, that's your dash move:

There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide.

There's probably a dash that makes you breakfast, I don't know!

"Oh, great idea!"

"Wait, what?"

Point is, you're dashing around like a freaking moonman, and I love it!

Oh, look at this, there's all these combo moves you ...Devamını Oku

According to the dumb espherical Earth HYPOTHESIS, the Earth spins at 1670Km/h, but why when I jump i fall at the same place? And there's more, unlike all you globetards, I actually study physics, I watch hundreds of Facebook and Youtube videos everyday, and I saw something about a thing that absolutely destroys the Globe Earth, its called "Angular Momentum", you guys probably never heard of that, this is advanced stuff. Why if I jump north or south, I dont get dragged horizontally because of the angular momentum? I its because the Earth flat, and this proofs that the Earth is fl...Devamını Oku