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I don't play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. Shattered Pixel Dungeon plays me. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a fun game at all, no. If you guys thought so, well, you better go back to playing your stupid games. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a game. It's a state of life. It's drugs.

As soon as I pick up my phone, my muscle memory forces me to open that app. Shattered Pixel Dungeon sucks. It's a disgusting "game". And I like it. Or rather, Shattered Pixel Dungeon itself makes me believe that I'm fine with it. And I'm fine with it. As soon as I start playing Shatter...Devamını Oku

Not like, violently. Just enough that it became Normal. Like you’d spill coffee and before you even reacted you would find your body was already bracing.

Slap, slap, slap, slap.

Bro, it was muscle memory for all of us. It wasn’t even disciplinary. Sometimes he’d just walk by and slap someone. No eye contact, too. Like he was swiping a badge to get into a door. Late to work? Slap. Early to work? Slap. On time? Suspicious. slap. I once said “hey I have an question” and he slapped me mid-sentence and then said “go on.” I forgot the question. HR said “have you tried setting bound...Devamını Oku

After waching yesterday's game, I was filled with nothing but anger and disgust at what this sport has become. I couldn't sleep at all, I kept getting jolted awake by the thought of Gabriel lifting the Champions League trophy. I keep throwing up uncontrollably thinking about those priviliged Arse scum and that Spanish rat doing a parade around London with a shiny new Champions League trophy. The worst thing is, the sheer arrogancy and delusion by their fans all over the Internet would reach an all-time high, I honestly don't think I can handle it at all. I tried reaching out to a t...Devamını Oku

what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? i'll have you know My family was hit hard by 2008, if I wanted Lego I had to work damn hard. (unlike the BRAINDEAD Skibidi generation of today) I know that not everyone can afford the $800 sets. That's why they're "collectors sets" they're TOP TIER and NOT for litte broke fucks like you. Including the figs. I don't want to display, or be proud of, a $5 figure- the type of thing a beta cuck known as a "child" with a "toy" would only be proud of. It's worthless. It's fun to collect th...Devamını Oku

Holy shit, holy fuck. Guys, I cannot tell you how horny I am for Ryuko Matoi from Kill La Kill. Can you blame me? I just want to rip Senketsu off of her and plunge my 3-inch moldy meat stick into her tight virgin pussy and release my rotting dick juices into her. Oh fuck, I can't take it anymore. I need her. I need Ryuko so badly. I want her to come into my room and beat the shit out of me while yelling at me, calling a sick pervert for ogling her in her battle form. I want to lick every inch of her high heels clean as I bleed out and cry for being such a pathetic pervert. I need to jack o...Devamını Oku

Morse has been married twice\8]) and has five children.

One day, Morse was walking down a butter brick road through a forest made entirely of candy! The sounds of candy leaves beneath his feet made squishy noises as did they as they fell from the peppermint trees donning every section of the vast and delectable forest. "What a treat this is" thought Morse to himself as he walked further down the path.

All of a sudden, from deep within the recesses of the forest came screams and shrill, high cackling as two gingerbread figures as big as Morse ran out of the woods onto the path. One ...Devamını Oku

Found this gem on r/askreddit

54mg Bromantane + 100mg Thiamine + 150mg Magnesium + 3mg Nicotine + 2 cups of sugared coffee + 300mg Alpha GPC +, if needed (and if you’re aware of the side effects), 50-200mg Modafinil.

My lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, my crops are too fertile, my harvest is too bountiful, my car is too fast, my abode has too many acres, my wife is too attractive and fun to be with, my economy is too stable, my wealth is too abundant, my vision is too sharp, my body is too healthy, my life is too blessed, the weather is too perfect, my computer is too powerful, my monitor is too immaculate, my wifi is too fast, my water is too healthy and refreshing, my name is too revered, my presence is too respected, my house is too clean, my attire is too comfortable, my bed is too comfor...Devamını Oku

You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.

None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.

This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll...Devamını Oku

🌍💀 THE PLANET IS DYING 💀🌍
🏛️😡 THE GOVERNMENT HATES US 😡🏛️
🐾🚪 THE ANIMALS ARE LEAVING 🚪🐾
👽📡 THE ALIENS AREN’T CONTACTING US 📡👽
🫂❌ WE MIGHT BE ALONE ❌🫂
IT JUST MIGHT BE
👉 you 😳
👉 and me 😵‍💫
AND THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE
🔥❗ DO YOU REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?!?! ❗🔥
😤💥💫🗣️💀🔥

Didn't found on google search this, so here's my contribution to humanity

When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Tool could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing y...Devamını Oku

​​is this chat filled with rats? all u guys do is copy each other like bots. have some originality pls.

bro is named manpreet singh ​​ragebaiting cs2 live yt chat is so easy (i'm kirked btw) bollywood charlie kirk

I'd totally smash an Argonian if I lived in-universe. Shahvee has such pretty colors and I bet From-Deepest-Fathoms is a wild ride. Idk how the dudes are built but Derkeethus and Veezara are handsome. So are Ocheeva and Teinaava, too bad they're siblings lol. Khajiit, too, far as non-human(oid) goes. Not into the barbed dicks but Khayla is super bad. And as far as other races go Borgakh is the only attractive Orc I've seen (I haven't played ESO) and of course we have Jenassa and Brelyna Maryon leading the Dunmer team of this thought. I cant remember if any guys ruffle my jammie...Devamını Oku

I'm gonna try to keep this short.

I'm a lifelong Christian, born and raised in the Church and in a Christian school. My footing is solidly on the LORD - Jesus has provided me with a worldview and core experiences that are firmly built on Him, and I'm confident He has me securely in His arms. (I don't forsee leaving Christianity)

About a decade ago, whilst on college, I began a 4 year journey of studying my way through a "Bible-in-a-year plan". Obviously, it's not like I know everything now, but I certainly studied it pretty thoroughly.

Additionally, since gradu...Devamını Oku

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game, and we're gonna pla...Devamını Oku

It just smells so good. I sniff for the joy of it sometimes before bed. Does anyone else secretly do this?

It makes me feel super comfortable and safe somehow. It’s a little sweet too. I don’t really know how to describe it.

Maybe like the smell of a kitten after it’s been sleeping outside on a perfect sunny day. Washing it ruins everything and I don’t want that.

To make things clear, this is only about my blanket.

Unwashed clothes or random guy’s unwashed blanket are hard no, it’s absolutely disgusting. I’m a well civilized human being, trust me.

I only use a white blan...Devamını Oku

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3AM feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those

I've been through actual ...Devamını Oku

To start my mom is 46 white curvy and single. I find her so attractive that I’m willing to do anything to fuck her, I currently use her knickers, jerk off in her room, use her vibrator even have cummed in her shampoo bottle. My attraction started quite young because when I would shower in her room she would leave all her dirty clothes on her floor so I decided one day to sniff her knickers and I was addicted after that. Lockdown was the best time of my life coz all I did everyday was wait for her to go out for a walk and I’d sneak into her room and goon as much as I could until she got hom...Devamını Oku

nah this idea is absolutely genius. Imagine your tired all you have to do is take a hit of a vape. It’s discreet, you would be able to hit it in public and everybody would just think it’s a nic or a cart. whenever you need it you just need to take a rip. you just could hit it without everyone calling you a junkie. It’s perfect. a hit would just be a bump or a line, a blinker would be a rail. I know it would be like 1000 bucks but that’s worth it in my eyes, i would love to have something like this if it existed.