No kidnapping victims, only lemon pound cake
Afroman just wanted his door fixed and an apology. He never wanted to put the Adams County Sheriff's Office on blast. But now, everybody knows that Licc'em Low Lisa, Shawn Grooming Grooms, and Randy "Son of a Bitch" Walters only found mama's lemon pound cake and no kidnapping victims when they raided his house.
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