Türkiye Alfa Kuşağı’na Avustralyalı Muhalefet Konuşması

To the sigmas of Türkiye,

I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no inflation in my lead". They're cappamuslims! They're also yappamuslims! They yap non-stop about how their social media bans are changing lives for all Turks positively. Just put the gas in the car, lil bro.

They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the economical situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Skibidi Toilet and forgot about their plans to ban social media entirely. If that becomes law, you can forgor (💀) all about watching YouTube, searching things on Google or chatting with the bros on Discord. Chat, is this Recep Teyyip serious? Even though he's the President of Türkiye, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of kk-Konya! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut TR's Breathing Tax.

The decision voters will be making in a few years time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do in 2028, it will be in a more goated Türkiye for a government with more aura.

Zort!