Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

Hi all I've been a pro edging guru for about 40 years now. I've won twelve national sperm race titles, six global edging tournaments (my best time was 23 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes and 15 seconds) and I am currently number three in the CEC US (competitive edging conference united states). Obviously I have a lot of experience in this field so I figured I'd drop my tips for maximum edging.

Monitor setup

Have a 32k 16 monitor setup. It's possible to edge with a standard mobile phone, but it's not recommended. You need to see EVERY LITTLE DETAIL on that shit, see it like you...Devamını Oku

Just to specify ages: my mother was 42, I was 18

I have always been more on the introverted side. I love dark humour (the more messed up it is, the harder I laugh), history (particularly antiquity), when I was 13, I assembled my first moped engine, and when I was 16 I made my first vacuum tube amplifier… as you can tell, what I lack in the social department, I definitely make up for it in the brains department. Growing up, and throughout high school, I didn’t have much of a social life. I had a small group of guy friends, and we’d hang out regularly, but it never really involved girls. ...Devamını Oku

i feel sick even writing this.

we’d just got back from the gym. i was in the kitchen mixing a shake. open plan studio so i could see everything. he was still in his gym gear, chatting like normal, unlacing his trainers on the sofa.

then he peeled his socks off. both of them. grey. damp at the toes. rolled them slow and brought each one to his face. not quick. not like he didn’t realise. full on pressed them into his nose and breathed in. eyes shut. proper inhale.

and the worst part is i got hard. full. thick. like my body clocked something i didn’t.

i just stood there. frozen. heart ...Devamını Oku

my name is jeremy, and this is my story:
I am a top dedicated fornite player, I once played fornite for an entire year straight without getting off the game, I shit my diaper a total of 1,592 times, and had to get a chunk of my asshole removed, but it was worth it because my account now has eight solo wins. so one day, I was in a fortnite tournament to complete for the grand prize of 27 cents, this money could change my life as that could go towards more V bucks, my parents despised that I was going to make more money than them from playing fortnite, and that I refused to get a j*b because fo...Devamını Oku

You’ve rejected my follow request. Maybe with some info about me you’ll accept.

Height: 5’9
Weight: 235lbs 💪
Country: USA🇺🇸
Religion: None
Politics: Center-right
Cock Length: 9 inches
Cock Girth: 6.35 inches
Best Feature: Glutes/Cock
Worst Feature: Side Delts
Fav Color: Purple
Fav Movie Genre: Comedy
Fav Music Genre: Country
Fav Exercise: Deadlift
Income: Medium
Nickname 1: Coke Can Greg
Nickname 2: El Guapo
Personality Type: Friendly

Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump. I’m from Mississippi. And let me tell you something — I’m not just another name on the voter roll. I am, without exaggeration, one of the most intellectually advanced beings this country has ever produced.

People hear “Mississippi” and underestimate. That’s their first mistake. Because while they’re out there playing checkers, I’m writing the rulebook for 5D chess — blindfolded, underwater, with half my brain focused on solving quantum gravity.

My support for Trump? It’s not emotional. It’s calculated. I broke down every policy, every shi...Devamını Oku

@grok Give him puppy eyes, then splatter glue all over his face, dripping all over his face, whilst sticking his tongue out and with a visible pinkish blush in the cheek area

The first lines Jackson sings are "skin head, dead head", which, to me, sounds like he is contrasting "skin head" and "dead head". Skin head is a natural penis, with the foreskin intact. Dead head is a circumcised penis, since circumcision drastically decreases sensitivity, both by removing the highly erogenous foreskin (2/3 or so of the nerves in the penis) and by leaving the glans exposed to keratinize.

Then, of course, there is the controversial "Jew me, sue me" line. Just to be clear, I am 100% opposed to antisemitism, but a lot of men who are upset...Devamını Oku

I mean, im 14 and while everyone else is getting fingered, im just here watching them.finger each other, its like when everyone is making out at a party except you, its like everywhere I look its just finger finger finger "im gonna finger youu!!" "oh look at me I got fingered" like wtf am I doing wrong to not get fingered, what is everyone doing that im not doing, Its literally free to finger someone, with just a bit of time I fingered someone. Yet noone fingered me, and honestly? Its starting to get to me. I know I know "your young u still have so much to live for the...Devamını Oku

who created Samsung? well here is the story, there were 2 brothers, Sam, and Sung one day, Sam woke up and ate a breakfast, then Sam thought to create a company, and Sam said to Sung: I want to create a company with you, what should I name it? Sung replied: hmmmm… I think I have a great idea, so your name is Sam, and Sung is my name, combine them Sam, then Sam replied: Samsung, then Sung replied: GREAT, let’s make it, that’s how Samsung was created

💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!

Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.

🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipp...Devamını Oku

I’m not even joking when I say 90% of the girls at my school roll their pants up 10+ times till their ass is hanging out. I live in Australia so it’s freezing cold rn and allll the girls complain that it’s too cold, like if you’re cold maybe having your ass out isn’t the best idea! The teachers don’t even care but if I or another boy wear their sports pants with formal uniform THEY CRASH OUT!

That’s all, A random person out✌️

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Hey r/thepassportbros, I’ve been a passport bro for a while now, and I finally made the leap—moved to Seoul, South Korea last year to chase my ultimate dream: fulfilling my foot fetish in a country that’s basically foot fetish heaven. Let me tell you, it’s been the best decision of my life, and I’m here to share why Korea is the ultimate destination for any foot fetishist (or anyone looking for amazing women in general). Stick with me—this is gonna be a wild ride!

First off, the foot fetish culture here is unreal, even if it’s not widely recognized as a “thing.” In Korea, i...Devamını Oku

I think my balls are leaking jizz when I sweat.

I ran some errands a few days ago and when I got home my underoos smell like jizz.

I just want to know if you guys also have jizzy balls? It wasn’t always like this. I find myself needing to change underoos constantly as my jizzy balls are tainting every pair of my best chonies.

I don’t know how to make my balls stop leaking jizz,

so if any of y guys have any advice or tips please let me know, am available for Skype.

Edit: no I’m not cumming please stop asking me that

Edit 2: no I will not send pictures please stop it

Edit 3:

For starters fml, it was the middle of the night, I was just gooning on my computer until my dad entered my room to tell me to turn off the AC and saw me gripping my fucking meat and porn full screen on my 32 inch monitor, he just silently closed the door went back, after a few hours i heard him and my mom arguing about kicking me out.
Now im terrified if they actually do it

I see the mention of w*men al the time, and it scares me. The words “g*rl” and “w*man” make me think about them infiltrating my life and ruining it, which terrifies me. Anyone else terrified of the fakers?

As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn. I know this might be an unpopular opinion (for straight people at least), but I’ve always found gay porn more sexy than straight porn, and it’s not because I’m attracted to men—it’s more of a psychological thing. Keep in mind, no I am not gay, I absolutely want to have sex with women as a man and no, I am not bisexual either, I absolutely do not think about having sex with a man or even dating one, I'm just pointing out my preference in pornography.

For me, a big factor is that I know there’s no risk of pregna...Devamını Oku

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I've had it up to here with fucking acronyms. I can forgive it with really long phrases and titles, but there are so many two and three-word phrases that have acronyms. There are 17,576 possible three-letter combinations with the 26 letters available, which sounds like a lot, but there is so much overlap. Wikipedia's List of Acronyms has SEVEN things associated with the acronym ABA. And SEVENTEEN with the acronym ABC! Jesus Christ, how hard is it to just say what you mean? I work in the medical field and there are so many acronyms, it makes my head spin! How is someone supposed to memo...Devamını Oku