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All "among us" in the Bible.

Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised.

Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not?

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If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this!
Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over 20 ounces of liquid.
Look at this! Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet! It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wine!
Watch as this powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet – just that quick.
The secret’s in the X27 fiber technology, making Zorbeez over 27 times more absorbent than cotton!
Forget towels that just drip....Devamını Oku

I want to say, I'm a gooner, I like to goon, I have dabled in and jacked off to a large variety of porn, manga, anime, comics ect, and one piece might be one of the most dryest Goon material I have ever seen, I look at nami in the skimpiest of clothes, and I can't even get hard because she barely looks human, his art style is just such a turn off, I don't get it, oda has an entire arc with women walking around in basically panties and I got hard maybe once, genuinely embarrassing how perveted oda is and how hard he tries to make his manga sexy but fails so completely that I'd r...Devamını Oku

>Grooming is just another instance fo women dodging accountability

>random slut made an OF the moment she turned 18, int's the fault of pedos and groomers

>Never is the woman's fault. they always are getting "manipulated"

Well now, young man, you have to earn extra credit. All right, niggas, let me talk to you for a sec. I know school don't sound gangster. Ain't nobody in the hood throwing caps in the air or bragging about A's on the block. But listen, going back to school, that's one of the realest moves you can make. See, out here we learn how to survive. But in there, in them books, them classes, that's where you learn how to build. Ain't no shame in it. Real talk, it take more strength to show up every day and better yourself than it do to post up and play tough for the streets. You ...Devamını Oku

i am 16F. it happened a few days ago. i shit myself while i was cuddling with my boyfriend and didnt even feel it come out nor in my pants or butthole. i smelt it, but i thought my boyfriend just farted. i took my pants off, and i smelt it even more. even more obvious now. i laid down on the bed and my boyfriend asked if i shit myself. i said no, because i didnt think i did. he said he seen it smeared between my cheeks. i used my middle finger to swipe and check, and i felt the wet poop all over my finger and the smell got more horrendous. i do vape, so im wondering if thats the issue but its ...Devamını Oku

Sorry, but we needs the mods on this one. This isn’t simply mildly infuriating - this reaches criminal levels. This is the kind of crap a future serial killer or politician pulls. The sheer selfishness behind an act like this is unfathomable. An intervention is necessary. Had this happen in a military barracks the offender wouldn’t even get the grace period of night for a blanket party - it would be a daytime beat-down and everyone would take a turn.
Any child in my house would perform an action like this only once. My own child just chimed in, and agrees yours is a monster and needs to cl...Devamını Oku

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always s...Devamını Oku

A fanfic about Valer26 and his Stepfather
Warning:This fanfic will have probably hard scenes and other things that you can definitely have, or you can't have you won't read the fanfic and you'll tell me to go away, you did it at your own risk, have fun!
It was a normal day. Valer26 was drawing Futa Noisette and Fem Vigilante as always
He showed it in the PizzaFan chat and everyone told him:
- Fuck you asshole, we fucked your mouth.
Valera was offended and stormed off the chat crying
After 2 hours, his drunk stepfather comes in and says:
- You haven't been in the fucking kitchen...Devamını Oku

So I saw Trippie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in ...Devamını Oku

This impermeable bottle of Jarritos Mineragua Club Soda cannot be opened with anything other than a bottle opener.  You cannot pretend to be at a frat party and ingeniously open the cap with the edge of a penny, or with the tip of a house key.  It cannot be cleverly jimmied or twisted off like most standard American bottle caps. You cannot pry, melt, bump, dent, scrape off or loosen it with a vice grip. You can only open this curiously over-engineered steel cap with a pliers or a professional bottle opener, which many convenience stores do not sell, like the Kum & Go convenience stores o...Devamını Oku

Under circumstances that I can only describe as deeply unfortunate, and with a sense of heavy heart, if the highly esteemed and discerning individual, Young Metro, whomst has long established a reputation not only for his perceptive judgment but also for the unwavering standards of trust and personal integrity that he embodies in all of his dealings, were, after careful and meticulous deliberation, to come to the disheartening conclusion that you, unfortunately, do not meet the elevated and rigorous expectations he has set for the people he places his trust in, or if, despite all assurances an...Devamını Oku

listen my son, what you’re witnessing here goes beyond a mere installation of LSPDFR and just hitting play. this meticulously engineered setup is the culmination of exhaustive hours dedicated to the methodical deployment and fine tuning of over 10 gigabytes of disparate mod assets and rigorous personally customized character models with comprehensive backup ped meta configurations, bespoke vehicle dlc packs integrated through xml amendments, synchronized liveries, and intricately scripted emergency lighting sequences. layered atop this are a multitude of interdependent plugins and scripts su...Devamını Oku

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah 🅱️ois : frozen 🥶 sus caseoh: moves sus caseoh: CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know: 💀 (only in Balkans) 100 likes for part 2

Dude, you ARE amazing! You're literally a giant muscle mech made of a ton of microorganisms working in tandem as a walking ecosystem. Your big ol' smart brain is the pilot, the "you" part of it, with active thinking and sub routines to keep everything from the organic machines that YOU MADE, such as your heart and lungs, running smoothly while you perform the objectives that you want. 

You are incredible, dude. You are an apex predator, and you're a smart one at that. You learn, you remember, and you think critically. You can understand the words, thoughts, and feelings...Devamını Oku

Pasta with Italian sausage and feta cheese.

1 lb Italian sausage. (I like hot, but mild works fine.)

1 large can finely diced tomatoes.
1 bag egg noodles (any pasta works, this feels right)
Handful of fresh chopped basil
2 cloves finely chopped garlic
1 container of feta cheese. Crumbled. 8 Oz?
Several bottles of red wine. Cab. I tried it with a zin and it was too sweet. Get something you will both enjoy.

Call a friend you want to seduce. Brush your teeth and wash your face again.

Fry up 1 lb of Italian sausage, without casing. Crumble the hell out of it.

Drink some red wine...Devamını Oku

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professo...Devamını Oku

Shut up nerd, no one cares. Go cry in the corner how much fun you're NOT going to have right now. Yeah, you feel that? That's the feeling of defeat. I hope you carry that feeling all the way to your grave

Well, back in my day..
Oatmeal used to be a luxury. So, what we will do is bite our nails to the point where it gets soft and mushy, then we will make a paste of it. Mix the paste with water. This mixture felt exactly like the milk you kids talk about today..

Then we will take feathers from a peigon flying around and mix it with donkey spit, this let us make the oats. Now we mixed it together and ate it, felt exactly like the oatmeal.

my femboy wife left me and took the kids because i shit in the toilet too hard. i thought it was just another ordinary day, but my stomach had other plans. the rumbling started and i knew i had to make a run for it. i barely made it to the bathroom when the explosive force of my bowels hit. the toilet never stood a chance.

it was like a bomb went off. porcelain cracked, the water splashed everywhere, and the sound echoed through the whole house. my femboy wife rushed in, horrified. the kids were crying in the hallway. i tried to explain, but the damage was done.

they couldn’t look at me th...Devamını Oku