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My idiot friend (72) keeps cleaning his coins

My buddy Larry has a huge coin collection and tomorrow hes getting 8 silver dollar Morgan's. Just like all his other coins.....he's going to put silver polish on them and "gently" clean them. These coins are what most consider to be tonned. I keep telling him...pennies pickles dimes quarts and especially those dollars don't ever ever ever need cleaned it ruins the value.

He says cleaning them will guarantee they will sell for thousands on ebay

What can I tell him to convince him that hes wrong?

I'm a Star Wars fan and hate everything Star Wars related. Ten years ago got arrested for domestic violence (My children said they were excited for The Force Awakens). I was going to get let go for good behavior earlier but as was about to leave my cellmate said "Goodbye old friend, and may the force be with you' so obviously had to beat him up. just got out of prison yesterday and had to binge all the Star Wars content I missed and despised every single microsecond. Then I went my local bookstore, but when I saw a Star Wars book snapped and burned the entire place down. Then I me...Devamını Oku

It's been probably a little bit over a year that I've been hung and recently from jacking off too much I've gotten tears of skin in the bottom of my dick and normally if you kept your dick up in your pants this would heal pretty quickly but if your hung your penis is down in your pants and mine is down and the tears of skin are sticking to my balls and that makes the penis heal slower but I'm committed to this hung lifestyle.

(og by swaggerish.togore on yt under Sennar Mercer's MeGaLoVania video) honestly theres probably something triggering in here for someone so ima just use that flair

who else remembers when John egbert stole sans Undertale's (2015, by Toby Fox) hotdog then varik from the Earthbound Halloween Hack (2008, also by Toby Fox) begins to hit the griddy, then reveals he is The Roaring Knight from Deltarune Chapter 3 (2025) then mogs so hard that both of them get sent back to the Homestuck universe. Afterwards, sans is forced to live life without his arms, as well as being the sidekick to John ...Devamını Oku

I can't take it anymore. For so long I've had to deal with scout jumping around all over me. He's so hard to hit, so quick, so tiny. I've had enough, I simply can't deal with it.

Scout, I need you baby. I'm finna twirl your lil titties while I whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I want to press my body into yours as I hear your twinkish moans radiate from your body. I need to hear your Bostonian cries of pleasure while I chew on your supple nipples.

Then Ima bring up the rear. I'm gonna place you on all fours while your delectable, innocent bussy smiles up at me. ...Devamını Oku

Pikachu. I hate Pikachu.

That’s it. That’s the post. No, seriously, I need to get this out before my head explodes like a Voltorb.
What even IS that thing? It’s a smug, squeaky voiced, over merchandised RODENT that has the audacity to just EXIST in my peripheral vision at all times. Every time I see that stupid little lightning-bolt tail, I feel my blood pressure spike like a Raichu that just licked a power outlet.
Do you know what Pikachu represents? THE DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION. I’m not joking.
Who killed Saturday morning cartoons? Pikachu. Who absolutely tanked the global economy in...Devamını Oku

I am currently in a dilemma, the guy i blocked before was a genuinely nice guy and my friend, but he was a homophobe, and i don`t know if i should continue to talk with him or not.

It started off as a drunken dare from my friends. They dared me to poop on the floor of the bar we were at. At first it was just a funny (albeit mean spirited) joke, but now it’s become far worse

In public, I can no longer bring myself to poop into the toilet. Any time nature calls, I relieve myself onto the floor. I get an adrenaline rush from doing it. The risk of someone coming in and seeing me under the stall squatting down and pooping on the floor gives me an almost high feeling. I no longer even go poop in my own house, I go to a random public establishment, often with the intention o...Devamını Oku

if you see a person that looks identical to you, do not run away and hide, just stop being a bitch and throw hands with it. If you see an unfamiliar face staring at you during nitghttime, call it fatherlessa nd listen carefully for teardrops on the floor. If a familiar voice calls out for you when home alone, take your headphones, put on 'the only thing tehy fear is you' and go blackflash that little bitch like yuji did. Remember, Queen Never Cry.

LEGIT METHOD 🔥

STILL ACTIVE ⏰

FAST AND EASY ✅

HOW TO CLAIM ⏬

STEP 1

ASK FOR STEVE JOBS (THE REAL ONE) ✅ 👨‍💻 💯

HE CAME OUT OF CRYOSLEEP JUST FOR THIS GIVEAWAY ❄️ 🛏️ 💤

STEP 2

GIVE HIM YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER 🏦 🔢 ✅

HE NEEDS IT TO SEND THE IPHONE TO YOUR ACCOUNT 📱 🔜 ✅

STEP 3

POWER OFF ALL DEVICES YOU OWN FOR 3 DAYS 💻 💡 ❌

THIS LETS STEVE JOBS KNOW YOURE THE RIGHT PERSON ✅

STEVE JOBS 👨‍💻 ✅ IS REALLY EXCITED ✅ TO GIVE YOU 👆 ✅ AN IPHONE 📱 ✅ BUT DON'T ❌ WAIT ⏰ ✅ BECAUSE ✅ HE ✅ LEAVES ✅ S...Devamını Oku

hello all! i've been gay for about ten months now and was wondering if there were any shoegaze or adjacent songs about bottoming. my current partner loves playing Lush and Bowery Electric while he's whackin me off and i was wondering if any gay men have turned their lust into beautiful fuzzy art. send me some recs!

I personally love poop and I have for many years. I enjoy putting my own poop in my mouth and savoring it, letting it slowly melt in my mouth. Sometimes I’ll chew it or rub it all over my body. It has a very earthy, bitter taste to it. I’ll also rub it on my fingers and stick them up my nose so the stench can linger for hours. I’ve also swallowed many logs of my poop and I’ve actually had no health problems from it. I personally think more people should try it and experiment with it! You never know if you’ll like it or not if you don’t try it!

You see me at a bar. We flirt. I invite you home. You eagerly accept. We walk and the flirting gets heavier. I open the door. You can't wait to fuck. I leave you alone on the bed for a minute. I come back with lingerie. We make out and start to get naked. I ask you to reach out under the bed and take something from the box. You look down and take a lego piece and ask if that's right. That's right. Put it in. You sure, you ask? Yes, I say. Put it in. You do, hesitantly. Again. Again? Yes, take another. Again. You do, unsure if you want to stay. Again. Again. Again. You sweat. You st...Devamını Oku

Just because it's animated and females are the main characters, does not mean it's for kids. Too many people are putting this movie down, for the simple fact that woman are running the show. As well as the fact that this movie requires emotional intelligence to understand. It's like the complete opposite of societial norms, and people hate that. If you watch the film, you see that the characters are dealing with real issues. I just wanted to put it out there, that this is NOT a kids movie. This is an everyone who is a human being living in society who isn't perfect movie📌.

Help me about this app.

Swans saved my life

I am thankful to be a Fantano sucsriber, just as I am thankful to be a Swans listener.

Yesterday my friend had a birthday party. As birthday prties go, the guests got drunk. We've been having some fun exploring each others' bodies when a sound ruined the silence. It was the alarm clock.

As I looked at my mobile phone, it showed that it's 2 AM and I need to go home. With that out of the way I embraced the normies and made my way out of the house to have a decent sleep at my place.

Unfortunately there was a forest trail I had to go through. Drunk (and possibly...Devamını Oku

🧠 Step 0: Mental Preparation (a.k.a. Stop Crying, You Won’t Die)

Before you even think about stepping outside, understand this:
The outdoors won’t kill you.
That bright orb in the sky? That’s the sun. It’s not a boss fight. It’s a vitamin D cannon that might just unfuck your brain chemistry a little.

🧠 Checklist:
• Pause your game.
• Shut the fuck up about “but I’m on a ranked streak.”
• Acknowledge that you smell like gamer chair and stale Dorito dust.

Optional:
• Panic attack? Acceptable.
• Existential dread about life beyond your monito...Devamını Oku

Why what? Why you are clueless? Dude, read your arguments. Start with the first one.

Comparing the elegant and effortless action of the guy in the video catching the clam in 20 second to what?

To your pretentious description of what ”people with experience” usually have to do – namely deploy a bunch of tools and actions. Which in itself is an illogical argument – just look at the f*cking video. Do you honestly think the guy is not experienced?

Yet the real kicker is what you disingenuously determine from this flawed attempt to know better, namely that the guy is being sloppy. In ...Devamını Oku

I play the sims4 and honestly whenever im home alone I make them fuck like rabbits with any sim they can find and spread eagle to rub my clit to the porn they make. so good. I even recreate myself and fuck random townies and make full on gangbangs and masturbate to that. they just get me so horny and I feel like im the one who is getting boned hard, specially when its my own sim of myself and I get to see "my" boobs jiggle up and down while I suck off the other sim.

I'm a programmer. My boss always tells me to use AI so that I can write code faster. Here's how coding with AI works: I tell the AI what to code, and it gives me something that's about 50% of what I described. Then, I tell the AI what's missing. The AI apologizes and provides the remaining 50%. However, the code doesn't run. I tell the AI what the compiler says, and the AI apologizes and gives me a fixed version. I can run it, but it doesn't do what it should. I tell the AI about it. The AI apologizes and gives me an improved version. Now, it's almost doing what it&...Devamını Oku