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Hi, I'm a young man from Earth. 5 years ago my sister was murdered and it caused a lot of problems for my family. I've been looking for answers ever since. My theory is that she was killed by extraterrestrials who came to Earth in
a spaceship disguised as a satellite. They wanted to experiment on humans for some reason, but my mother refused them access to her daughter and they had to kill her. I'm convinced this happened because the people who knew about
the truth about aliens were killed too. Can you help me find any information about what really happened?

Trump passionately grabs Bill by the chin.

He whispers, “why don’t you just shut up for a minute.”

He fixes his glance into Bill’s eyes.

Bill is shaking in shock.

Without notice, Trump pushes his tiny, skinny lips against Bill’s equally thin lips.

Their lips, smushed together, moved in unison with each other.

Bill closes his eyes as he relaxes and melts into the kiss.

Trump immediately grabs his opponent’s hips, pulling their bodies close.

Surprisingly, Bill kisses back harder and licks the bottom of Trump’s lips, deepening the kiss.

Epstein stands by in silence, fluster...Devamını Oku

One’s got cold blood, and one’s got warm. Who’s the little egg, and who’s the little worm?

- Unknown

There is naught in this world but pain. Pain receptors can be found in both mammals and reptiles, if you dissect them and are looking really hard. But there is no reason to do that any more because we did it already, and found them. These horrible nodes are called nociceptors, if ya nasty.

Pain serves a purpose, of course. “Yowza!” When you get hurt, you are less likely to continue or repeat the behavior that hurt you. That’s why I don’t go to Denny’s anymore. Some famous r...Devamını Oku

Nazism in the United States is one of two major political ideologies in the United States, with the other being liberalism (more specifically, modern social liberalism). Traditional American Nazism is characterized by a belief in Nazism, Nazism, Socialism, and absolute executive power delivered by the Fuhrer, Donald John Trump [1 although 21st century developments have shifted it towards Nazi themes.

American Nazis maintain support from the Nazi right and its interpretation of Nazi values#Use in global politics|Christian values]1 and moral absolutism,

American Nazis maintain support from the...Devamını Oku

So recently in German class I recently learned what "cell phone" is in the great German language. They call it handy which is funny because I have a British exchange student that is know to have a tendency to stroke his "baked beans." He performs said ritual in class. Anyways I can't believe that this neckbeard Redditor exists in human form.

A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), ...Devamını Oku

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Dise Tieekjans kun von Mauslen sen en fält notosoen met oon Aundre en jefoa staln.

Hey guys, my profile pic is from July, which is the peak of my cutting phase. I still have my beard, but you all make a sharp observation:

It is crazy how much a beard can change your appearance. However, I am bulking so my face doesn’t look like this profile picture right now anyways. That’s why I grew out a beard. I find the bulking phase to be a perfect time to grow out a beard because my face gets puffier and more filled with water.

This phase of my life isn’t about facial looksmaxxing. I’m bodybuilding, which is musclemaxxing.. lol. Sometimes I’ll have a great jawline, and cle...Devamını Oku

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The 67 meme is massive right now, and undoubtedly the biggest meme of 2025. I love 67, bot many others disagree, so many memes popped up trying to dethrone it. In my opinion, all of them fall flat, except 56.

Other that 56, the notable 67 killers include "41", "61", and "93", but each of them falls flat as a 67 killer for their own reasons.

41 falls flat because it deviates too far from the formula. Sure it has a song, but it has no well known hand gesture, and is more than yelling a number, which makes it fall flat as a 67 killer for me because it is too differ...Devamını Oku

I owed a friend £22.91 for an Uber.

I transferred them £22.19 by accident.

They never brought it up.

Nobody would bring up 72p.

I did it on purpose.

I've been doing it for years.

Every time I have to transfer someone money, I "accidentally" leave off a bit.

I call it the Plausible Deniability Typo.

£24.37 instead of £24.73.
£9.38 instead of £9.83.
£3.46 instead of £3.64.

Sometimes if I'm feeling really risky, I'll do £18.54 instead of £19.54.

They'd look like a complete tool to quibble over this.

Instead, they are a tool in a different way.

A to...Devamını Oku

shoegaze is the hot new music in the streets. everyone loves it, it is awesome music that everybody can enjoy.

i am an uber driver and yesterday i picked up this girl that looked almost exactly like famous rapper Sexyy Red. i'm not stereotyping at all nor do i think all urban black women look the same, they could've legit been twins. anyways, i was listening to Narrow Heads Satisfaction album (you guys can argue amongst yourselves if it's trve gaze or not, it's adjacent at the very least). a couple minutes of the ride went by and 'Cool In Motion' seemed to get her atte...Devamını Oku

I, a humble conservative, had my X account permanently suspended because I stated Israel has a right to self-defense in a private Discord server. However, a particularly woke leftist decided this was unacceptable. Hence, he banded his woke mob together and mass-reported my account, despite the fact that none of this happened on X. I was exercising my right of free speech, and did not harm anyone by saying Israel deserves to defend themselves. The woke left has been an enemy of mine for far too long now, but this was the last straw. Please consider unsuspending my X account. Thank you.

 SWEET APPLE MASSACRE

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WARNING: This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

rape
incest
torture
rape by proxy
sexual torture
physical torture
mental torture (for the reader lmao)
pedophilia
anal
oral
fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
zoophilia
dismemberment
scat
vomit
gore
lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
beating
kidnapping
really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written wit...Devamını Oku

Since I was 10 years old my penis has not grown at all. I vividly remember measuring it in the bathroom for the first time, and the horror of coming to the realization that my peenar was actually that small. I've checked every year since then, and its never grown bigger, not even a hundredth of an inch. I'm never gonna find love with a 2.63 inch micropenis. No one loves a man with a 2.63 inch micropenis. I can't pleasure any woman with this thing, and I can barely pleasure myself. How do I come to terms with my stupid baka life?

I can prove beyond all doubt that Skyrim's mammoth cheese is actually smegma.

I've seen pictures of horse smegma. It looks almost exactly like mammoth cheese (see comparative pic). Elephants have big penises. Mammoths would also have big penises. Wild animals can't wash their penises. Combined with the fact that mammoths are really hairy, this means that Skyrim mammoths definitely have lots of smegma built up in their dicks.

And funnily enough, mammoth smegma probably tastes better than you'd think. I've heard that smegma tastes like strong cheese and fermented fish sauce...Devamını Oku

I am 100% onboard with barefoot shoes and have been wearing them exclusively for the last two years but I swear all these brands are designed by the kind of person who lives in Berkeley and only buys vegetables at the local co-op and asks for the chicken's name at the local farm to table spot.

If you look at the shoes they make you would think none of these people have ever heard of a Jordan 1, or a New Balance 574, or the Paraboot Michael, or a Tricker's derby.

And to top it all off, they have the gall to charge $200+ for sloppy stitching done by some Portuguese workshop on mediocre...Devamını Oku

My cash app is $smorexo Please I just need $25 USD (Not copy paste)

He's no longer in my life but he was an abusive SOBER guy who would beat my mom and assault me and my sister physically. At 16 I was really depressed and unable to put up with it anymore and my mom refused to leave him or call the cops / let us report it to our counselors because he was really rich so to get him back I told my friend we needed a plan and he gave the idea of giving me his cum in a little ziploc bag so I can pour it in a pan mix it with raw eggs or something. It all went according to plan. He also ate that whole thing and loved it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/s/2nkHvv...Devamını Oku