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OKAY LISTEN UP SHEEPLE 🚨🍔🌈

THEY ARE LITERALLY PUMPING GAY SERUM™ 💉🌈 STRAIGHT INTO THE BURGERS AT MCDONALD’S 🍟🍔. YOU THINK THAT BIG MAC IS JUST BEEF?? WRONG ❌🐄 IT’S A HORMONE COCKTAIL DESIGNED TO REPROGRAM YOUR DNA 🧬✨.

EVER WONDER WHY MCDONALD’S IS ON EVERY CORNER?? 🏙️ IT’S NOT FOR “CONVENIENCE” 🚫 IT’S A MASS DISTRIBUTION NETWORK 🛰️ FOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROL. BILLIONS OF BURGERS = BILLIONS OF DOSES 🤯. YOU ORDER A HAPPY MEAL, THEY’RE SMILING BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU’RE EATING A RAINBOW PILL IN PATTY FORM 🌈🍔💊.

THE SIGNS ARE ...Devamını Oku

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I have a few stories i want to tell to make young men stop nutting but i want to make it actually good and not preachy.

I feel like theres alot that can go in this topic without it being too inappropriate. I think with soical media, its easier then ever to nut to someone and the right story can stop that.

With the male lonliness problem more and more men are turning to overly nutting as a coping mechanism

These stories also have different genres like syfi, horror, fantsy, time travel.

Some of the stories ive written so far are.

Nut paradox. There's an abandon shack in the woods next ...Devamını Oku

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A corporation poured decades of time and hundreds of millions of dollars into R&D to create a chemical that forces a human to say "real."

And then some researchers had to get together to figure out what would be the most convenient form for a person to consume said chemical. And they arrived at... a powder. And judging by the picture, it requires quite a bit of powder for the chemical to activate.

Then they mass produced said powder and sold it in the same cardboard boxes that Kraft Mac & Cheese comes in. And they named the product, "powder that makes you say &...Devamını Oku

Do you believe in god? Once a upon a time, mankind believed in god and had religions. They believed that things cannot be solved by human strength are the will of god, believed that the entire universe revolved around the earth though that place that connected with the sky which they could not dare to reach was the place where god lives... From that moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot about god. But... if belief in god was human, if all I could do as a human is to believe... My god, my universe.

Lift weights and get so huge that no one can deny your alpha status. Once you achieve your 700lb, 0 body fat physique, use your superhuman strength to crush anyone who questions your social dictatorship. Continue on your egocentric conquest until you become president of the United States. Once you hold office, enact an executive order that will establish you as the king of the US, no one will dare to rebel against your pure alpha mentality, literally everyone will be beta compared to you. As the president, begin your worldwide takeover. This will take several decades so you will invest billion...Devamını Oku

I really liked that butt plug. I haven't been able to use it again since I'm kind of afraid to and it feels kind of gross. Is it safe for me to use it again or should I just toss it out since it's been on another person's ass?

If I can keep it what steps should I follow to disinfect it?

I made him take STD exams before having sex with him but still I don't feel secure using it.

Edit: I come here with doubts, and I all I get back is mockery! I will not stand this humiliation.

Jk. I'm so fucking stupid. I realize it now. Clown on me all you want. I deserve it.

I just kinda hate everyone - the radicals, capitalists, right wing, left wing, conspiracists, feminists, incels, vegans, carnivores, govt, religious/theist people, atheists, queer and trans, moral gurus, astrologers, liberals, degenrates, conservatives, philosophers, ignorant sceince experts, redditors, 4chan, tiktok, instgram, capitalism, boomers, enlightened people, human flesh, anti AI people etc etc...they all just ruined everything from cosmic to quantum scale.

for elimination of the operation 😜
will go in our operatiooonnn 😤

if america acts against afghan nation 😳
we keep them in target by our operation 😠☝️
if they want 🫣 to secure their nation 🦅
they shouldn’t act against afghan nation ☝️

Americas are terrorist nation 😠👽
They collect funds for killing other nations 😱✡️✡️

COMGRATULAATIONN CONGRATIONNNS 🗣️👏

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already u...Devamını Oku

Being attracted to femboys as a straight man does not make you gay

"omg hahaha, you're attracted to this very feminine-ooking person but oopsie-whoopsie, they're a guy! Now you're ga-
Shut the fuck up. No, I am not. (No offense to gay people, luv y'all)
When I see a fanboy, what I am attracted to is their FEMININITY. Their smooth lithe arms, their thick fatty thighs, their curved hips. Especially their feminine clothing like blouses, mini-skirts, garter belts, stockings, etc.
I am turned off by their MASCULINE components if any. Sharp jawlines, wide shoulders, facial hair...Devamını Oku

(Left & Right Extremist Yaoi)

Right wing extremist: “How can you be okay with killing babies? There’s something seriously wrong with you..”

Left wing extremist: “It’s not killing them— Pesides.. That’s not the point.” They tried to portray a persona of strength, But their mask was slipping. Doubt creeping in.

Right wing extremist: “Oh yeah leftie? Then what is..? Please I’m curious.” He said in a snarky, But curious tone.

Left wing extremist: “It’s just—“

Right wing extremist: “Come on spit it out already!”

Left wing extremist: “I have no one to pu...Devamını Oku

So recently I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. She told me about how she cheated recently and instead of getting angry, I just fell on the floor and started cackling. She kept telling me that she "was not joking" and she told me to be serious, but I really couldn't take her seriously. I laughed straight for 15 minutes, my stomach hurt, and I was really out of breath. After I finished, she looked me in the eye and said "babe I'm being serious, I cheated on you, and I'm so sorry". Instead, this enticed me to laugh even more. The tears on my cheek should ha...Devamını Oku

I was watching female cows being milked to death on YouTube and I noticed that they wouldn't censor their nipples and vaginas. Now, because I was masturbating and watching YouTube intermittently so I could goon for hours on end, I ended up reaching climax while masturbating to female cows, and I didn't like that. Why won't you motherfuckers censor female cow vaginas for fuck sake!? Are you gooners fucking crazy? What would have happened if my little brother caught me masturbating to a cow video!? I am concerned he might be headed down that path. Imagine if I then caught my little b...Devamını Oku

But you know Deep down inside that the amulet isn’t funny. You know what it really is. What is the amulet but an excuse; there’s a person you think you are, relevant, charismatic, always quick with a joke… but you know deep down inside, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise, that you are not that person, and you’ll never be. So you use the amulet as defense, you try to go along with a worn out joke nobody cares about, a feeble attempt at being relevant. Remember the amulet? Wasn’t that funny? You try to convince yourself that others are in on the joke, your joke, ...Devamını Oku

He fucked my Freddy Fazbear plush. He stole it from MY room, cut a hole in it, and fucked it. I am disgusted and upset and don't even know what to say because I'm kind of in shock. Why my Freddy? Why?

Chop it's head off
Drop it in molten lava
Throw it into a ceiling fan

Any more fun things to do with a labubu?

"Gassy Deoxys" refers to a meme character based on the Pokémon Deoxys, often portrayed humorously with exaggerated traits related to "gassiness," fitting within the broader theme of "gassy" memes that blend humor with surreal or gross-out elements.

This meme typically appears in animated or edited videos where Deoxys is involved in comedic or absurd scenarios, sometimes featuring other Pokémon like Rayquaza. The character design or animations are popular in some meme communities, especially on platforms like TikTok.

There is no specific known creator or deep l...Devamını Oku

this is not a troll or anything im so serious i took about 175 mg dph w/ about 5 tbsp nutmeg.
I fell asleep listening to dark side of the moon because i wasnt feeling anything yet and then i woke up, i kept seeing flashes of light and i felt ants coming out of my mouth and all over my body, i started going on my social medias because the feeling wasnt too overwhelming, i was also starting to hear me dying in another life (?) or in the future im not sure but this is what happened. i started laying down and i felt more spiders all over me and i heard flies but the spiders started to feel spiders...Devamını Oku