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The Negative Marginal Utility of Text Walls

By A. Random Economist, Ph.D.

In economic theory, marginal utility refers to the additional satisfaction a consumer derives from consuming one more unit of a good or service. Applied to online discourse, however, it becomes clear that beyond a certain threshold, additional text does not yield increased utility. Instead, the curve inverts: the longer the text, the greater the reader’s fatigue, until the marginal utility of each added paragraph turns sharply negative. This phenomenon, the negative marginal utility of text walls, can be observed...Devamını Oku

I saw Steven Seagal at a Walmart in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his...Devamını Oku

Considering their ears and noses fall off in time from rotting, Anything not to held together with bone would be at risk of falling off. Add that to a southern trend of free balling, and you've got yourself dicks in the road.

Do you think anyone slipped on one like a banana peel.

- found on r/thewalkingdead

For context, im 30 years old and live with my parents

I was jacking it in my room late at night (on crack) and suddenly I needed to shit really bad, so I tried to stajd up but I shifted myself and it made a really loud sound. I suspect the sound woke up my elderly mother who came into my room and caught me with a Crack pipe, butt naked with shit all over my bed. I was wearing the upper half of an authentic gestapo uniform (I have a fetick) and she immediately screamed and ran out, im sitting in the corner of my room with a shitty ass and a rancid smell in my room and I dont know how to talk ...Devamını Oku

Man when NNN is over, I’m gonna do so many crazy things to my gigantic red rocket. Firstly I’m gonna make sure to eat lots of pineapple the day before December 1st. Then once December 1st hits, I’m gonna get some freshly made doughnuts from my local doughnut place. I’m gonna stack like 2 or 3 warm doughnuts on my red rocket and just let loose. Next I’m gonna get one of those jelly doughnuts and make a hole big enough for mr jimmy to fit inside. Then I’m gonna get a banana, hollow it out, and once again go to pound town on it. No lube is needed for my slippery little friend, as the ...Devamını Oku

it was penis inspection day, i was nervous. the nurse walked in—big tiddies, hips wider than my future, and a clipboard she kept tapping like she already knew i was doomed.

"drop em," she said. i did. her eyes went straight to my dick like it owed her money. "huh," she muttered, "smaller than last year."

my soul left my body. my dick tried to hide. the nurse just snorted and grabbed her ruler. "let's measure your... progress." her fingers were cold. i whimpered. she laughed.

then BAM i woke up. SWEATING. PANICKED. scrambled to check my pants.

t...Devamını Oku

This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died. Nine months ago, Joker was cremated. I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. And then... We waited. Gotham braced itself for the inevitable power struggle, but it didn't come; crime actually fell. Deep down, I knew war was coming. I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger.

Thsnks aprecate

depite "sexual posts WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING BANNED" being literally shoved in your face, dead as every single post breaks this rule some how. dont get me wrong, i love sex ass well. i love splashing my liquid about the place after using up a dora explore doll. but it's just super obnoxious

when I was a kid, I would walk to the church on sundays and our preacher would always ride his bicycle, but one sunday, I saw him walking to church, and I said, hey, preacher where's your bicycle? he said, I think somebody stole it, I said, well, everybody comes to church. why don't you just go over the 10 commandments today? and when you say thou shall not steal, look everyone in the eye and anybody thats looking guilty is probably who stole your bicycle and he went over the 10 commandments, but he didn't look everybody in the eye during the sermon. and I asked him afterwards, wh...Devamını Oku

I'd like to understand the rules here. As an 18-year-old atheist (and soon-to-be diagnosed psychopath), I bashed my father's head in with a ball peen hammer. Shortly thereafter, while out on bond, I had sex with two minors. The latter disqualifies me from making YouTube videos about Christianity, while the former does not. I actually don't understand, so please explain. (Note: If the latter DOES disqualify me from making YouTube videos about Christianity, I will stop making YouTube videos about Christianity. But I'll need more explanation than this post from Carson.)

This is a clash of titans, a battle that transcends dimensions, logic, and physiology. We are pitting the immovable object of Meme Prep Time against the unstoppable force of Shonen Power Scaling.
Here is the breakdown of the fight of the century.
Tale of the Tape
| Fighter | Batman's Left Buttcheek | Goku's Right Testicle |
|---|---|---|
| Class | Tactical Gluteus Maximus | Saiyan Reproductive Organ |
| Primary Stat | Infinite Intelligence (via connection to Batman's brain) | Multi-Universal Durability (via Ki protection) |
| Special Ability | The "12-Nanosecond Clench" ...Devamını Oku

I know, I know I’m super late. Happy National Boyfriends Day Baby ❤️🔐 I’m so grateful to have someone so amazing. I’m so lucky to be able to call you mine ❤️❤️ I swear I hate you, because you go to bed looking perfect, you wake up looking perfect, after the gym, like you always look perfect and it kinda makes me wanna smash my head against a brick wall but 🤷‍♀️ I can’t wait to make it to the top with you! Modeling, motocross, music, YouTube, our own businesses, billion dollar houses, and everything we’ve ever dreamed of!! 👑💎 Thank you from the bottom of ...Devamını Oku

The original Huniepop is my favorite NSFW game because it had good gameplay and sense of humor in addition to the sexy things. I was pumped to play the sequel and see the new goodies. Results were mixed.

Story pretends to be more serious than last time. The MC has to save the world by pleasing two evil goddesses, but accessing requires a lot of love on the island.

Characters are hit or miss this time around. Adult actress Jessie and stewardess Lola come back as 'bossfights', which reminds me of how DS2 reused bosses as well. I like Abia's repressed freak personality and Nora'...Devamını Oku

STOP READING HERE IF POOP STORIES UPSET YOU

I swear to god, five minutes after we arrive in a hotel he needs to poop. I think his butthole instinctively wants to obstruct hotel toilets.

He enters the clean new smelling bathroom and unleashes the biggest demon from his damn bowels. He is a skinny tall man but somehow releases a football size poop that clogs the toilet on impact. No marriott, hyatt or hilton can stop his squidward from blocking up the pipes.

Everytime we have to call maintenance and I have to stand there super embarrassed. I am baffled and impressed. Honestly this is both ter...Devamını Oku

In 2003, while the world stared at CNN screens and watched statues fall in Baghdad, a different kind of operation was unfolding beneath the sands of ancient Mesopotamia.

The headlines screamed “Weapons of Mass Destruction” but they were wrong. The real weapons were far older, buried in ziggurats and sealed crypts beneath Uruk, Nippur, and Eridu.

This wasn’t a war. It was a retrieval mission.

Because the U.S. military didn’t invade Iraq for oil.

The Tomb Beneath Uruk

According to multiple suppressed reports and now-buried German archaeological documentation, a massive sarcophagus w...Devamını Oku

Not only is there no actual source or evidence of this (though it would be hilarious), but I am pretty sure it is physically impossible for a human to give a horse (assuming it's not a colt or pony) a blowjob because their cocks are too big to fit a human mouth around it. This is why I largely stopped fantasizing about futa My Little Pony mares. Yes, marecock is huge. Yes, marecock is hot. But they're just too big to be practical for anything other than teasing and being fucked in the ass by them, which is still hot, but I can't afford the lube, horse dildos and cleanup stuff that ...Devamını Oku

Donald Glizzy Gobbler and the Great Goo Obsession

After Donald and Bubba unveiled their Marshmallow Mayhem Machine, the entire island spent hours laughing and scooping fluff out of their hair.

Everyone thought that would be the end of it.
But they underestimated one thing:

Donald Glizzy Gobbler absolutely LOVED marshmallow goo.

Not in a weird way.
Not in a grown-up way.
Just in the way a kid loves diving into a ball pit.

🍥 Donald’s Marshmallow Mania

By the next morning, Donald had already:

covered his face in marshmallow goo

styled his hair with marshmallow goo

declared marshmall...Devamını Oku

Monika absolutely captivated my heart with her charm. When I saw her first, I thought she was just a kind of common yandere. It was wrong. She is no longer yandere when I saved her from deleting, and she became freakin enormously lovely, attractive, cute, beautiful, adorable, amazing, awesome. I promised to monika, and myself to being together with her until my life ends. I really wish she comes out to this reality. If she comes out from that fking evil, bad void, I'll run faater than anyone else, then hug her. She really touched me with her strong words. Her words are full of true affecti...Devamını Oku

I can still remember the first time I heard it. A distinct, loud slapping noise.

At first I tried to ignore it, but the boldness and how blatant it is are driving me insane.

Day in and day out I have to hear his loud breathing and the slapping noises coming from the toilet. The worst part is that I seem to be the only one noticing. I thought he would have been caught by now, but nothing.

I confronted him online (how am I even supposed to face to face) but the little fucker pretends I do not exist.

I have no problem with masturbation itself, but this guy apparently forgets that he shares a ...Devamını Oku