Penis Inspection Day
it was penis inspection day, i was nervous. the nurse walked in—big tiddies, hips wider than my future, and a clipboard she kept tapping like she already knew i was doomed.
"drop em," she said. i did. her eyes went straight to my dick like it owed her money. "huh," she muttered, "smaller than last year."
my soul left my body. my dick tried to hide. the nurse just snorted and grabbed her ruler. "let's measure your… progress." her fingers were cold. i whimpered. she laughed.
then BAM i woke up. SWEATING. PANICKED. scrambled to check my pants.
thank fuck. no wet dream. no nurse. no betrayal by my own dick.
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