Who the fuck is julienne
Everywhere I work for the last 3 jobs there's always been bowls in the back with this ladies name, cucumbers, peppers, carrots all labelled julienne, do you guys know her? Am I going crazy?
And they're all cut the same aswell, is she so good multiple places hire her to cut their veg? I'm really freaking out over here as my wife started cooking recently and I found a bowl full of carrots LABELLED 'JULIENNE' in the fridge, did she get this lady to cut her vegetables for her?
Is she in on it? Who is this lady? Where does she work?
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