This nigga has no digestion
thiis nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag. Nasty ass mufuk.
Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP
It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with this. So in the morning I open the door and boom whole produce aisle chilling in the bowl NIGGA FUCK YO BOWEL
This nigga is basically running a compost facility in our bathroom FUCK.THIS 🖕
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is using the toilet as a trash can probs
does that mean he can keep infinitely eating the same food over and over again cuz it doesn’t digest and stays the same
where is this from 😭
compost facility in our bathroom 🙀
Celiac disease.
Nah this got me cracking 🤣🤣🤣🥰💩
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