The brand new burger you can fuck
The brand new burger you can fuck, this burger is better than sex, you can fuck this burger, only at burger king you can stick your dick in this burger, your balls will explode guaranteed, you can cum inside, outside, and all over the new burger king burgers, this burger will make your skin soft and your asshole tight, our astrogenizing burgers will give you tits the size of basketballs and thats no cap, have it your way at burger king where your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from sunday (i just had to do it agin)
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