storytime of me getting too excited during the steel ball run announcement
so i was wathcing youtube and saw the steel ball run trailer and i didnt even watch it i just started spurting goo in my pants and started shaking uncontrollably and started throwing gang signs with my toes, i came and i conquered then a little bit dripped down my leg
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