Some girl in our group chat said “meow” and my friend wrote this entire response by hand

Wowwwww, you meow wike a cat! That means you awe one, wight? Shut the fuck up. If you weawwy want to be put on a weash and tweated wike a domestic animaw then that’s cawwed a fetish, not “quiwky” ow “cute”. What pawt of you sewiouswy thinks that any pawt of acting wike a fewine estabwishes a weputation of appweciation? Is it youw wack of any defining aspect of pewsonawity that uwges you to wesowt to shitty wepwesentations of cats to cweate an iwwusion of meaning in youw wowthwess wife? Weawing “cat eaws” in the shape of headbands fuwthew notes the compwete absence of human attwibution to youw fawse sense of pewsonawity, such as intewwigence ow chawisma in any fowm ow shape. Whewe do you think this mindset’s gonna wead you? You think you’we funny, wandom, quiwky even? What makes you think that acting wike a fucking cat wiww make a goddamn hyena waugh? I, pewsonawwy, feew extwemewy sympathetic towawds you as youw onwy escape fwom the wowthwess thing you caww youw existence is to pwetend to be an animaw. But it’s not a wowthy choice to assewt this howwifying fact as a dominant twait, mainwy because pewsonawity twaits wequiwe an initiaw pewsonawity to way theiw foundation on. You’we not wowthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-giww”.

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