Ragebaiting Gets Me Hard
Every time I ragebait, there's something in my body that just… throbs. Like a hate boner. Ooh, I love it so much. Like when I ragebaited a Kendrick fan, and I told him Kanye was better, he just… ooh he was MAD. And that got me hard. Like, straight bricked. I couldn't even look at bro anymore since my schlong was practically throbbing against my pants. I went to the bathroom later and… I came! A fat load, sitting in my underwear, from that ragebait. And that's why, to this day, gentlemen of Preddit, I absolutely love ragebaiting the shit out of every fuckass moderator on this damn app. Love you pookies, I'll see your girlfriend's cheeks tonight👅👅
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