PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself – her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers.
The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her pussy. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this without the NSFW tag.
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