I’m a good guy chad
I myself am a chad with morals that wants a deeper relationship. I'm a good guy chad. I hoard no women, i spend most of my days ignoring women with no value, or get annoyed by being subtly pursued
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YOU ACTUAL DUNCE, DO YOU THINK OF ME AS A FOOL? DO YOU THINK THAT I AM SUCH AN INFANTILE IDIOT THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS JEST ON ME? WELL THINK AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPOUT YOUR MEDIOCRE DECEPTI...
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Hello, this is based department speaking
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