“IFA is my boyf-“ you don’t have 98% chemistry with him don’t you?

H-heh… d-don’t talk to me….. l-let me goon in peace. I drink my flat moldy monster energy can while cuddling my anime girl body pillow, logging into discord to moderate the kawaii cafe server, and after my hours are done I hop onto rule 34 to goon to ifa even though I know damn well that he’ll never want me because I’m a sweaty discord mod who hasn’t shwered in two years and dropped out in middle school and live in my mothers basement while eating raw cookie dough sleeves for dinner every night and having explosive diarrhea in my gaming chair while not cleaning it up because it infuses with my kawaii anime aura, and with my smelly aura I will seduce IFA into giving me backshots and get me pregnant with quintuplets, but since I’m too sweaty and busy being a discord mod IFA leaves me for Ororon while I have to pay childcare but I eventually put my children up for adoption because I can’t take care of them and continue to goon and imagine a life where I could do the do with ifa a thousand times over for eternity*