I pray to God they don’t create a catboy

(Male cat owner here. )
It's a fact that Japan is trying to create human-animal hybrids. Now, the thing is that, it would be a fucking horror movie if they are successful on actually creating them.
Just imagine, if you adopt one, the motherfucker walks around your house flashing his butthole, not that I mind if it's fema-.
Anyways, you would see everyday, your catboy taking a massive shit while staring at your soul.
Like bro, I've heard horror stories from normal cats, mine has no balls but I've heard that some cats are capable of fucking you, your arm, face, and then cummin* on you. Yes, cats will absolutely fuck you if they don't have females nearby, including your cushions and plushies, now compare if they are actual half humans.
Just imagine you come home and see your cat raw dogging your girl.
You will have to overdose that little fucker with tons of catnip, because it will be a horror story otherwise.