I have the weirdest fear ever
I have the weirdest fear ever
Whenever I'm in the toilet taking a shit, a thought keeps running in my head. What if while i was pushing hard, a portal quickly opened and a female CIA agent in a suit got out of it and said "no time to explain", snatched me mid poop extraction and took me through the portal, looked around and found the new room I'm in is full of important people so i pull up my pants, I'm given full gear to fight crime in a popular US city, and now im forced to jump around and catch criminals all day long without taking a break while theres a pile of shit on my ass?
Anyone knows how i can get this thought out of my head?
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