I CUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT
I CUT MY FUCKING ASSHOLE OPEN SHAVING IT BECAUSE I WANTED A NICE, PRETTY, PRESENTABLE HOLE. I'M NOT TALKING LIKE A LITTLE BABY PAPERCUT BUT LIKE, DEEP, HEMORRHAGING SQUIRTING GASH AND NOW 10 HOURS LATER I AM LAYING IN BED WITH THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE THROBBING PAIN YOU CAN IMAGINE EMANATING FROM MY BOYPUCCI LIPS EVERY TIME I GIVE IT A LIL SQUEEZE BUT I NEED TO TAKE A MEGA SHIT NOW AND THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN CHILDBIRTH HELP ME PLEASE
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Wax dont shave lol
oh my god if this isn’t fake that sounds absolutely horrible wtf
Who shaves their ass? I never shave it so I can dilute my shit into water.
Ong this is the WORST!! Been there, done that. A few days ago. Not as bad I’m sure, but a nice little nic when I was cleaning up the bits and it bled and burned when I had to shit 😣
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I dont wanna know this
Nice pasta, god…
were they shaving with a sword?
People grow ass hair?