Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I don’t like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.
**Posts that fall under “For every upvote I will ____” and other upvote begging posts will be removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned going forward.**
That kind of content is not copypasta or original and belongs more on subreddits like /r/circlejerk or /r/braveryjerk. Upvote begging posts have ruined many a subreddits that you show your friends and then nervously laugh while reassuring them that the sub was better way back in the day as they look on in disgust.
[Here](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs3sq/for_every_upvote_i_get_i_will_do_absolutely/) [are](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [some](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axpp8b/for_every_upvote_ill_add_absolutely_nothing_you/) [examples](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axo4ug/for_every_10_upvotes_i_will_add_an_edit_thanks/) [of](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axsbvh/for_every_upvote_ill_compliment_myself/) [low](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axphp8/every_upvote_is_1_signature_for_cummy_to_become_a/) [quality](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs42q/for_every_goldsilverplatinum_i_will_add_one_edit/) [posts](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axtf9f/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [that](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axqddy/4_ehvr_ypufvote_i_willz_and_an_a_to_the_post/) [were](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axrpif/for_every_upvote_the_upvote_count_will_go_up_by_1/) made today. (Each word is a clickable link!) And the a [sample](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/ehv3kkc/) of the complaints not to mention over 58 reports.
During my numerous business dealings with leaders of major countries I like to read the newest meemee pasta on my $2,500 phone and it’s a real owchie when there are none just so Kevin can get his latest karma hit. Yeah, *that* Kevin who sprinkles emojis on stale copypasta and serves it to the wide-eyed innocent /r/copypasta subscribers who don’t know any better. The same subscribers that later become jaded, spam subs with low-effort karmagrabs themselves and lie to their dentist claiming that they “floss all the time, I swear” when they are actually referring to the dance craze from the popular real time strategy game Forteen-Nights™.
tl;dr post more copypasta, less garbage
^^^Thread ^^^title ^^^credit ^^^to ^^^/u/k3vanwong
[Here is a meme compilation that you may enjoy during these stressful times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTddVQSGqo)