For every upvote this post gets I will ban one “For every upvote this post gets” poster

Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I don’t like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.

**Posts that fall under “For every upvote I will ____” and other upvote begging posts will be removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned going forward.**

That kind of content is not copypasta or original and belongs more on subreddits like /r/circlejerk or /r/braveryjerk. Upvote begging posts have ruined many a subreddits that you show your friends and then nervously laugh while reassuring them that the sub was better way back in the day as they look on in disgust.

[Here](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs3sq/for_every_upvote_i_get_i_will_do_absolutely/) [are](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [some](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axpp8b/for_every_upvote_ill_add_absolutely_nothing_you/) [examples](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axo4ug/for_every_10_upvotes_i_will_add_an_edit_thanks/) [of](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axsbvh/for_every_upvote_ill_compliment_myself/) [low](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axphp8/every_upvote_is_1_signature_for_cummy_to_become_a/) [quality](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs42q/for_every_goldsilverplatinum_i_will_add_one_edit/) [posts](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axtf9f/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [that](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axqddy/4_ehvr_ypufvote_i_willz_and_an_a_to_the_post/) [were](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axrpif/for_every_upvote_the_upvote_count_will_go_up_by_1/) made today. (Each word is a clickable link!) And the a [sample](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/ehv3kkc/) of the complaints not to mention over 58 reports.

During my numerous business dealings with leaders of major countries I like to read the newest meemee pasta on my $2,500 phone and it’s a real owchie when there are none just so Kevin can get his latest karma hit. Yeah, *that* Kevin who sprinkles emojis on stale copypasta and serves it to the wide-eyed innocent /r/copypasta subscribers who don’t know any better. The same subscribers that later become jaded, spam subs with low-effort karmagrabs themselves and lie to their dentist claiming that they “floss all the time, I swear” when they are actually referring to the dance craze from the popular real time strategy game Forteen-Nights™.

tl;dr post more copypasta, less garbage

[Here is a meme compilation that you may enjoy during these stressful times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTddVQSGqo)

Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I don’t like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.

**Posts that fall under “For every upvote I will ____” and other upvote begging posts will be removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned going forward.**

That kind of content is not copypasta or original and belongs more on subreddits like [/r/circlejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk) or [/r/braveryjerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/braveryjerk). Upvote begging posts have ruined many a subreddits that you show your friends and then nervously laugh while reassuring them that the sub was better way back in the day as they look on in disgust.

[Here](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs3sq/for_every_upvote_i_get_i_will_do_absolutely/) [are](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [some](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axpp8b/for_every_upvote_ill_add_absolutely_nothing_you/) [examples](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axo4ug/for_every_10_upvotes_i_will_add_an_edit_thanks/) [of](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axsbvh/for_every_upvote_ill_compliment_myself/) [low](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axphp8/every_upvote_is_1_signature_for_cummy_to_become_a/) [quality](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axs42q/for_every_goldsilverplatinum_i_will_add_one_edit/) [posts](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axtf9f/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/) [that](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axqddy/4_ehvr_ypufvote_i_willz_and_an_a_to_the_post/) [were](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axrpif/for_every_upvote_the_upvote_count_will_go_up_by_1/) made today. (Each word is a clickable link!) And the a [sample](https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/axn0lx/for_every_upvote_ill_add_a_fatass_pig/ehv3kkc/)of the complaints not to mention over 58 reports.

During my numerous business dealings with leaders of major countries I like to read the newest meemee pasta on my $2,500 phone and it’s a real owchie when there are none just so Kevin can get his latest karma hit. Yeah, *that*Kevin who sprinkles emojis on stale copypasta and serves it to the wide-eyed innocent [/r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta) subscribers who don’t know any better. The same subscribers that later become jaded, spam subs with low-effort karmagrabs themselves and lie to their dentist claiming that they “floss all the time, I swear” when they are actually referring to the dance craze from the popular real time strategy game Forteen-Nights™.

tl;dr post more copypasta, less garbage

Thread title credit to [/u/k3vanwong](https://www.reddit.com/u/k3vanwong)

[Here is a meme compilation that you may enjoy during these stressful times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHTddVQSGqo)

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I must wewcome you to this most ewegant of high-cwass westauwants which is known by the name of McDonawd’s. Howevew, you awe quite ovewweight, and you have owdewed a dish that is faiwwy unheawthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a heawthiew sawad? How about instead of a hambuwgew, I shaww sewve you a meat-fwee substitute made fwom vegetabwes, tofu, ow anothew cwuewty-fwee substance? The device we have pwovided to measuwe youw weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kiwogwams! Absowutewy ghastwy! Pwease vacate the pwemises of ouw fine estabwishment, continue youw hedonistic wifestywe, and maybe twy fewwatio. You might find that the mawe sex owgan contains wess fattening substances than ouw signatuwe Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA OWDEW SOMETHING OW WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FWIES YOU FAT FUCK TWY A SAWAD! MAYBE WAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HEWE AND GO BWOW A GUY. 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Semen is an excewwent souwce of pwotein, and it’s not neawwy as fattening as the cwap they sewve hewe. wtf bwo owdew something pwefewabwy something heawthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds twy sucking dick instead hewwo wewcome to mcdonawds you awe vewy vewy fat shouwd i wepwace youw fwench fwies owdew with a sawad maybe youw extwa gweasy hambuwgew with a fat fwee veggie buwgew accowding to the scawe you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its wess fattening than a big mac hewwo fat cunt wewcome to mcdiawwhea you awe one obese mothewfuckew shouwd i wepwace youw shit ass gawbage with something fucking heawthy maybe youw shit sandwich with something that won’t give you a goddamn heawt attack at 40 accowding to the scawe you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn wandwhawe now go be a fat cunt and suck a fucking dick its wess mothewfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Gweetings, my good siw. I must wewcome you to this most ewegant of high-cwass westauwants which is known by the name of McDonawd’s. Howevew, you awe quite ovewweight, and you have owdewed a dish that is faiwwy unheawthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a heawthiew sawad? How about instead of a hambuwgew, I shaww sewve you a meat-fwee substitute made fwom vegetabwes, tofu, ow anothew cwuewty-fwee substance? The device we have pwovided to measuwe youw weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kiwogwams! Absowutewy ghastwy! Pwease vacate the pwemises of ouw fine estabwishment, continue youw hedonistic wifestywe, and maybe twy fewwatio. You might find that the mawe sex owgan contains wess fattening substances than ouw signatuwe Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA OWDEW SOMETHING OW WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FWIES YOU FAT FUCK TWY A SAWAD! MAYBE WAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HEWE AND GO BWOW A GUY. I’M SUWE YOU COUWD SUWVIVE ON A CUM-ONWY DIET FOW A WHIWE. WAY BETTEW FOW YOU THAN OUW SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh… can you owdew something awweady pwease? I mean, you’ve put on a bit of weight watewy, maybe you shouwd get a sawad instead of what you usuawwy get. Wook at the scawe, it’s 4000 pounds dude. Not exactwy heawthy. Maybe you couwd twy sucking dick. Semen is an excewwent souwce of pwotein, and it’s not neawwy as fattening as the cwap they sewve hewe. wtf bwo owdew something pwefewabwy something heawthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds twy sucking dick instead You weawwy awe pathetic awen’t you, mothewfuckew? Owdew something heawthy ow get the fuck out of my westauwant you 4000 pound cunt! Go suck a dick somewhewe you swut!