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So I saw Trippie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in ...Devamını Oku

This impermeable bottle of Jarritos Mineragua Club Soda cannot be opened with anything other than a bottle opener.  You cannot pretend to be at a frat party and ingeniously open the cap with the edge of a penny, or with the tip of a house key.  It cannot be cleverly jimmied or twisted off like most standard American bottle caps. You cannot pry, melt, bump, dent, scrape off or loosen it with a vice grip. You can only open this curiously over-engineered steel cap with a pliers or a professional bottle opener, which many convenience stores do not sell, like the Kum & Go convenience stores o...Devamını Oku

Under circumstances that I can only describe as deeply unfortunate, and with a sense of heavy heart, if the highly esteemed and discerning individual, Young Metro, whomst has long established a reputation not only for his perceptive judgment but also for the unwavering standards of trust and personal integrity that he embodies in all of his dealings, were, after careful and meticulous deliberation, to come to the disheartening conclusion that you, unfortunately, do not meet the elevated and rigorous expectations he has set for the people he places his trust in, or if, despite all assurances an...Devamını Oku

listen my son, what you’re witnessing here goes beyond a mere installation of LSPDFR and just hitting play. this meticulously engineered setup is the culmination of exhaustive hours dedicated to the methodical deployment and fine tuning of over 10 gigabytes of disparate mod assets and rigorous personally customized character models with comprehensive backup ped meta configurations, bespoke vehicle dlc packs integrated through xml amendments, synchronized liveries, and intricately scripted emergency lighting sequences. layered atop this are a multitude of interdependent plugins and scripts su...Devamını Oku

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah 🅱️ois : frozen 🥶 sus caseoh: moves sus caseoh: CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know: 💀 (only in Balkans) 100 likes for part 2

Dude, you ARE amazing! You're literally a giant muscle mech made of a ton of microorganisms working in tandem as a walking ecosystem. Your big ol' smart brain is the pilot, the "you" part of it, with active thinking and sub routines to keep everything from the organic machines that YOU MADE, such as your heart and lungs, running smoothly while you perform the objectives that you want. 

You are incredible, dude. You are an apex predator, and you're a smart one at that. You learn, you remember, and you think critically. You can understand the words, thoughts, and feelings...Devamını Oku

Pasta with Italian sausage and feta cheese.

1 lb Italian sausage. (I like hot, but mild works fine.)

1 large can finely diced tomatoes.
1 bag egg noodles (any pasta works, this feels right)
Handful of fresh chopped basil
2 cloves finely chopped garlic
1 container of feta cheese. Crumbled. 8 Oz?
Several bottles of red wine. Cab. I tried it with a zin and it was too sweet. Get something you will both enjoy.

Call a friend you want to seduce. Brush your teeth and wash your face again.

Fry up 1 lb of Italian sausage, without casing. Crumble the hell out of it.

Drink some red wine...Devamını Oku

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professo...Devamını Oku

Shut up nerd, no one cares. Go cry in the corner how much fun you're NOT going to have right now. Yeah, you feel that? That's the feeling of defeat. I hope you carry that feeling all the way to your grave

Well, back in my day..
Oatmeal used to be a luxury. So, what we will do is bite our nails to the point where it gets soft and mushy, then we will make a paste of it. Mix the paste with water. This mixture felt exactly like the milk you kids talk about today..

Then we will take feathers from a peigon flying around and mix it with donkey spit, this let us make the oats. Now we mixed it together and ate it, felt exactly like the oatmeal.

my femboy wife left me and took the kids because i shit in the toilet too hard. i thought it was just another ordinary day, but my stomach had other plans. the rumbling started and i knew i had to make a run for it. i barely made it to the bathroom when the explosive force of my bowels hit. the toilet never stood a chance.

it was like a bomb went off. porcelain cracked, the water splashed everywhere, and the sound echoed through the whole house. my femboy wife rushed in, horrified. the kids were crying in the hallway. i tried to explain, but the damage was done.

they couldn’t look at me th...Devamını Oku

Kurt Hectic never wanted to be a hero, he was content with his life and wanted to live out his years in a quiet dignified anonymity. Sadly, it was not to be.

Kurt was employed as a janitor for Dr. Fluke Hawkins "eccentric man of science". The messes were large, but the pay was good. So when Hawkins left, Kurt followed, little did he know what was to come. The doctor had wished for a place away from his detractors. Away from those that thought him mad. With janitor in tow, he left the Earth. Vowing to return only when his genius was proven. The greatest of the doctor's inventions...Devamını Oku

I apologize if this is toxic but I am rooting for this man's failure as an entity. I was weirded out when i started seeing Mr. Beast merch in local stores. I was appalled when I found out how "big of a deal he is" yet how morally bankrupt his brand is, how it's "okay" because he paid for surgeries. I committed to ignoring his ass when Beast Games started and I mostly evade him during my internet searches.

Between him and Donald Trump I am aggressively tired of wealthy people getting away with so much sh-t and putting their faces on everything "good" in th...Devamını Oku

(Male cat owner here. )
It's a fact that Japan is trying to create human-animal hybrids. Now, the thing is that, it would be a fucking horror movie if they are successful on actually creating them.
Just imagine, if you adopt one, the motherfucker walks around your house flashing his butthole, not that I mind if it's fema-.
Anyways, you would see everyday, your catboy taking a massive shit while staring at your soul.
Like bro, I've heard horror stories from normal cats, mine has no balls but I've heard that some cats are capable of fucking you, your arm, face, and then cummin* ...Devamını Oku

how dare you how DARE you call a Michael Jackson album bad, you have ZERO understanding of how much his music means to people, his sophisticated lyrics, mesmerising flow, voice of a humming bird. Yet you dare call him bad? You can say he’s not your style of music, but BAD? You disgust me. Get help.

This was supposed to be a casual thing.
Old uni friend hits me up: “Just need a hand with some frontend stuff.” I join part-time. Chill vibes.
Fast forward 4 months:

I’ve quit my stable job.
I live in his damp-ass flat.
I sleep next to a whiteboard that just says:

“THEY LAUGHED AT EDISON TOO”

I work 14-hour days on a product I don’t fully understand, led by someone who may or may not be having a full-blown Messiah moment.

To be fair, back in uni he was solid.
But now? His TikTok algorithm feeds him a an unhealthy dose of Naval, AI grindset memes, and Alex Hormozi. He codes whil...Devamını Oku

Well, I caught Eminem's cameo clip from happy gilmore 2. I enthusiastically scoured the internet to find the footage, only to be greeted by a big bare yellow butt.

I couldn't believe the smutt I was seeing with my own two eyes. Thankfully, the butt was fake. But then I learned that Eminem has been mooning people for years.

I made the mistake of googling the pictures out of curiosity. Can someone just tell me why Eminem continues to show his bare ass to the world??

Has he explained the reason behind his decision?

After reviewing this film, I have concluded that my faith in humanity has conclusively disappeared. I am deeply wounded and I believe I need psychiatric counseling to help me circumvent this horrible experience before I do it myself. The movie has no plot line whatsoever, and is basically a jumbo mess of horrible acting. It claims to be a kids film, but l advocate that it is unsuitable for both children and adults respectively. This film is absolutely violent, and the gore is unbearable. Similarly, the repetitions make this movie a 10 hour loop, providing no satisfaction whatsoever to the audi...Devamını Oku

Ralsei: Ya da da da da-da! It is a good day to be not dead!

Lancer: throws a lancer cookie POW! You are dead!

Ralsei: I am dead!

Lancer: Ho ho ho!

Kris: bom ba-dom bom bom- gasp The Ralsei is dead!

Ralsei: Yes. I am dead!

Kris: Why is the Ralsei dead?

Lancer: I dunno.

Ralsei: I think it was-

Kris and Lancer: Shh! You are dead! Ralsei: Okay.

Susie: What's up ya wankers, who's ready for my idea- ah, what the bloody hell just happened?

Kris and Lancer: The Ralsei is dead.

Susie: The Ralsei is dead!?

Kris: Correct!

Fanfare plays

Kris: So, did you see the murderer?

Susie and...Devamını Oku

Wow, you found me. To be honest, I honestly thought I would be trapped forever, but I guess that's not so. At least not anymore. You see...

Every since I rose to fame with my hit video "Garfelf", I've been trapped every since. My life has been nothing since then. The people I once knew weren't themselves anymore. Jon, Odie, and all the others were different. I... I just didn't know them anymore. I didn't know who I was anymore.

Was I Garfield, Garfelf, Garfoogle, or Garfoold? The internet made a monkey out of me. But it is you... Yes, you! That has finally freed...Devamını Oku