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OKAY OKAY so like omg 😭💖 i totally got caught watching this video in class again... yes THIS one TwT... the one that literally has me kicking my feet and squealing like a feral little gremlin every 👏 single 👏 time 😩💕and i was just in my happy little bubble of fluff and feels, fully invested in my fav ship being all perfect and dramatic and ✨destined✨ and then BOOM 💥 someone walked in 😳 and i froze like mid-squeal with my eyes sparkling like anime stars and my face redder than a tomato 🍅 and they were like “uhh what are you watching??” and i’m just sitting t...Devamını Oku

The ending of WWII was AWFUL

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

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I know what people are going to say "this guy is just another conservative hyping up his side of the aisle."

WRONG.

I am a life long progressive democrat, so you know this opinion (more like an objective fact in my opinion) is completely unbiased.

With that out of the way lets go over the ways in which conservatives (which I am not) are better than left leaning people.

-They have better ideas.

-They are more attractive physically.

-They are friendlier.

-They are more accepting of people who are different (cancel culture).

-They look better (this one is especially true).

-My...Devamını Oku

Oh sure, since you asked I'll go ahead and do that right now...

Since sarcasm might be a bit over your head I'll explain that this was posted at the time where this was announced by authorities as the suspect/person of interest in the shooting. So, no buddy that request is firmly DENIED, as I am NOT going back and editing reality. You can only get redo's in fantasy, like say video games.

Yes I spent more time looking at your history than I would ever editing the title because a lefty who argues about the wax coating on paper plates impacting the environment, asked, nay, demands I...Devamını Oku

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I’d suggest the ER, they’re the best option for removal because they have small objects to remove it.

There really aren’t too many ways to try to remove them that lol kikkkji I you if youu can grab it as gently as possible without causing any harm and without causing it to go any sigheroo pop pop ppp pop p. Because that’s what you want to avoid. If you can’t do that, then it’s time to go to the ER. I wouldn’t suggest trying more than a couple of times because you’re just gonna cause yourself pain and you don’t want any more pain or discomfort.

The hospital is there for thes...Devamını Oku

My friend is disabled and i call him "chat". How do i tell him he is "chuzzed"?

For the past 6 months, all I can think about is yuri. Get home? Read yuri. Have some alone time? Get freaky with yuri. Have access to a TV? Watch yuri. It’s consuming my life to the point where gooning to pretty girls is becoming essential to function. I feel so gross after and feel disgusting for being like this. Do you think I’m developing one?

counting or not counting gang violence

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Hey Reddit, I need some straightforward opinions here to figure out if I messed up big time. So, here's the story: My wife and I are going through some tough financial times (not really), and we had an agreement to be cautious with our spending.

However, I stumbled upon a rare Shrek TV on Facebook Marketplace, and as a massive Shrek fan, I couldn't resist the temptation. The issue is that my wife explicitly told me not to make this purchase given our financial situation. But, I decided to be stubborn and went ahead anyway, spending $2,000 on the Shrek TV despite her objections.

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Karai Kasang dai hku yaw shada ai majaw, nta hpe makawp maga na matu musket langai mi hpe madu da u. N hkru n kaja ai masha mali gaw nye a nta de shang wa ai. "Hpa nat rai ta?" Ngai wig hte Kentucky sinat hpe rim la ai zawn. Shawng na masha wa hpe golf ball daram kaba ai hka htung langai mi hpe gap dat u, shi gaw dai shara kaw nan si mat sai. Lahkawng ngu na masha wa a ntsa e nye a pistol hpe gang je kau nna, shi hpe tsep kawp n dum mat ai, hpa majaw nga yang, dai gaw smoothbore rai nna htingbu wa a gwi hpe hkra ai majaw re. Ngai gaw bum ntsa e jung da ai tsabyi si hte hpring ai lakn...Devamını Oku

if you don’t know what human centipede is it’s basically 3 (or more) people attached ass-to-mouth, one continual digestive system.

so basically i would turn sukugoge (sukuna x gojo x geto) into a human centipede, gojo in the front (because he’s my favorite and i want to feed him period blood) geto in the middle, and sukuna in the back! I would remove sukuna and geto’s teeth with a hammer but not gojos because he’s in the front and I want him to bite me. I’d also break their knees or whatever that surgeon did in the first movie.

my precious baby gojo would only be fed the finest ...Devamını Oku

Hi friends, I wanted to share an important update in my Nofap journey

This is my 3rd day of NoFap, and the results are amazing!

I decided to quit all of my "quick dopamine" habits 3 days ago. These included - masturbating, smoking, alcoholism, domestic violence, binging TV series and YouTube.

I have tried quitting some these habits in the past, but since the results would often be disappointing, I would relapse

But now that that I have added masturbation into the fray of my War against "quick dopamine" habits, things are finally looking promising

My sleep schedule has ...Devamını Oku

I have masturbated probably 2 times a day on average for the past 19 years. Let’s just round up to 14,000 times for sake of argument.

Every female I’ve worked with, spent any amount of time around or nearby, or had more than one interaction with who was also a 5/10 or better, I’ve probably masturbated thinking about.

Edit: oh I didn’t realize I was the only man on earth who masturbated to people he knew. Yall just doing it to pornstars? I’m disappointed in YOU.

Before you attack me, I want you to know that I don't act on my thoughts. I don't talk to undersge girls. I would never even touch one. But I can't help fantasizing about them if I see one who attracts me. I used to have a foreign neighbor. I don't know her age but I guess around 14 years old. I never even talked to her, I don't even know her name,especially because of the language barrier. A guy from her family (or a friend, not sure) madr me understand she likes me. Even my mother noticed this. Please do not attack me. I have no control over my thoughts and fantasies, onl...Devamını Oku

my goofy ahh uncle made an omnicidal bobot that was originally designed to generate free robux but now its lost its marbles because my uncle accidentally put his gooning stash from his shitty 2009 dell laptop onto the robots cpu and now its blowing up russian panel apartments and recruiting young gopniks to find and kidnap my goofy ahh uncle because he also lost his marbles after he literally lost his marbles that his grandpa gave him in world war two and decided to goon to niche fruits ai, and than he went to hide in an abandoned dennys dumpster in which five naked molerats were having an org...Devamını Oku

I've been sick for the past 2 weeks and because of that, I've had more free time before I go to college. But my 9 year old sister needed to get something from my room and saw a porn video thumbnail on my phone and said I was "sus" according to her. I told her it was an inappropriate advert and she shouldn't have seen it. But now I'm worried it will be stuck in her mind, I feel ashamed she saw it. I don't know what to do now

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-sig...Devamını Oku

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