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I used a magic spell which first tied up the foreskin to easily be overhanging by an inch and a half. Then, the magic spell grabbed an ultra-sharp obsidian blade and absolutely annihilated the skin in a clean swipe below the base of the head.

The skin FLEW away like a violent robber having his ski mask ripped off. Now, the penis didn’t even have a physical ability to cover its head no matter how hard I tried to push the skin up.

The meatus, now physically incapable of being covered, began to talk shit about me like a pair of lips knowing I couldn’t smother it with anything anymore.

>wake up from a dream

<that's a battle for dream island reference (troonslop)

>go to school

>teacher hands out paper

<that's a fundamental paper education reference (troonslop)

>we're learning about augustus caesar

<that's a king caesar reference (namefag drama)

>meet 2 classmates named joel and max who are normal people

<that's a refernce to mudslime and jew namefags

>see kids playing soccer outside

<that's a 4420ons reference (troonslop)

>count five fingers on my hand

<that's a five finger death punch reference (t...Devamını Oku

How gratifying it is to see that whenever academic intellect is challenged, even the most so-called geniuses might choose to counter it with sexual innuendo and crude jokes which are not funny at all and are in fact, rather cheap. Such kind of jokes indicating violence towards one's close family members aren't insulting to the recipient, but rather show the inherent mindset and values of the one who makes them.

These 'Yo-mama' jokes are rather popular on discord and sadly, we, instead of denouncing them are eager to carry on the vicious cycle of subtly normalizing sexual viol...Devamını Oku

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PERSONA REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PERSONA IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEOGAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOKER IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART TAKE YOUR HEART 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡ADACHIIIIIIIIIIIIII...Devamını Oku

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> contemplate my choices silently

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try ...Devamını Oku

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You monumental, galaxy-grade moron.
Do you have any idea—ANY idea—who you’re even daring to breathe in the same atmosphere as right now?
I am not just some random meatbag cluttering the planet. I am the nexus. The living intersection where actual power converges. While you were busy collecting participation trophies and arguing about pineapple on pizza, I was on encrypted calls with people whose names don’t appear on org charts because org charts are for peasants.
You think “connections” means you once shook hands with a city councilman at a chili co...Devamını Oku

GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼️

IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐴 HORSE 🐴

You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀

Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜

And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼️

Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥’s BIG 肉乾 🍖🥓🥓🍗 and text your closest 大哥s with BIG STALLIONS🐴🐴📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰👲👲 and get laid HORSEY STYLE 😈🐴 🏇this CN...Devamını Oku

DAD: Son, now that you are 18 there's something you should know. The men of our family don't reproduce like other men. We evolve. I am not your father. Your father is your uncle Robert. I am your mother.

MOM: Your mother has been a wonderful girlfriend to me, and I love you like a son. When your digestive system becomes a reproductive system, I hope that you can find a woman to take care of you. Maybe an older woman.

Driving in my lada right after a vodka

Hey, that pothole is shaped like a capitalist

​DUI?

​How about you die?

​I'll go a 85 kilometers An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

Imma get your money-making ass

Pulverize this fuck ​With my Niva Lada

​It seems you're out of luck!

​BLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAT!

I can’t take it anymore. I’m just trying to go out of town. I take my sibling to the airport. On the way, I see a lot of electrical towers. I think of Endfield. I see some rice fields. I think of Endfield. At the airport check-in, I watch the system scan the baggage. I remember Endfield.

When I r word you I shall feel ecstatic. I will break into your home and teach you to whom you belong. First, I shall educate you by eliminating your pesky family with a firearm. Then, your precious pet will be gone from existence. How dare you have the audacity to put anything before me. When you belong to me. I possess every inch of your being for the remainder of eternity. Third, I shall be filled with utter glee as I tear your garments to shreds. Finally, after I had my way with you, I will show you what remains of your love ones, and then, I will force my dog on you as well, whilst I taun...Devamını Oku

I think the real reason is that generally the people that consume cartoons and comics tend to be much more creative and are much more imaginative. Which explains why a lot of people within these communities love transforming said media into unique works. It enables a different part of the brain compared to books which tend to not really encourage people to think creatively. After all one of the hardest things is creating a story, imagining it, and then putting it into some sort of visual format accurately. And for fans taking existing works and transforming them into something they imagine. It...Devamını Oku

Sorry, the only Minecraft mod I’ve ever played that added to the game is the one where both the villagers and enemy mobs all have fat cocks. Every other part of the game is exactly the same, except for the huge cocks.

I’d hear hissing, turn around and see a creeper, and instead of running I’d look down and see its hog and then boom, I’m dead. It added something that the base game was desperately missing.

Hi Guilherme, I wanted to apologize for the way I ended things. I want you to know that you're not to blame for anything; you were a great boyfriend and I'm grateful for everything. I'm going through a difficult time and I don't know what to do. I didn't want you to feel bad about our relationship, so I preferred to end it for the good of both of us. I hope you understand and find someone who makes you very happy, because you deserve it!

Guys, I know how to handle the Greenland situation. All the Danish have to do is make an NFT of Greenland and give it to Trump, it'll be like he owns the real thing but better cuz it'll be recorded on the blockchain and thus validated and verified by everyone. The Danish could still "run" the island, but what for, Trump would be the real indisputable owner, and even if the Russian or Chinese attacked and conquered it, it wouldn't matter because NFTs are non-fungible.

Everyone here I'm just going to say it. Dont buy No Man's Sky. And I shall convey the reason: I can't find my friend in the game. Although they advertise that the game is multiplayer, we've been to the same star system and even down to the planet. He swore he was there although I couldn't verify because he said sharing his screen caused lag in the game. He has a 4070ti and a strong intel cpu with at least 3 giga hertz so I'm not sure I believe this whole lag hoax

Be an alpha and poo on it and squeeze it wit the snickers bar and give it a good sniff like a true man. Nothing like smelly poo and chocolate mixed in to smell on the fingers delightful. Also mix that smell from your cheese of sweaty balls too

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honestly who actually hurt you? i’m sitting here staring at my screen and i just can’t wrap my head around the level of pure concentrated pathetic energy it takes to be a high level griefer in this game.

i’m level 35. i’m new. i don’t have the submarine or a nightclub or millions in the bank. i just spent the last hour meticulously setting up a weed delivery and it was only gonna be like 40k. for some of you that’s pocket change you spend on snacks but for me that’s my next upgrade and actual progress. then the global signal goes off and within thirty seconds here come...Devamını Oku

I don't play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. Shattered Pixel Dungeon plays me. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a fun game at all, no. If you guys thought so, well, you better go back to playing your stupid games. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a game. It's a state of life. It's drugs.

As soon as I pick up my phone, my muscle memory forces me to open that app. Shattered Pixel Dungeon sucks. It's a disgusting "game". And I like it. Or rather, Shattered Pixel Dungeon itself makes me believe that I'm fine with it. And I'm fine with it. As soon as I start playing Shatter...Devamını Oku

Not like, violently. Just enough that it became Normal. Like you’d spill coffee and before you even reacted you would find your body was already bracing.

Slap, slap, slap, slap.

Bro, it was muscle memory for all of us. It wasn’t even disciplinary. Sometimes he’d just walk by and slap someone. No eye contact, too. Like he was swiping a badge to get into a door. Late to work? Slap. Early to work? Slap. On time? Suspicious. slap. I once said “hey I have an question” and he slapped me mid-sentence and then said “go on.” I forgot the question. HR said “have you tried setting bound...Devamını Oku