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Being attracted to femboys as a straight man does not make you gay

"omg hahaha, you're attracted to this very feminine-ooking person but oopsie-whoopsie, they're a guy! Now you're ga-
Shut the fuck up. No, I am not. (No offense to gay people, luv y'all)
When I see a fanboy, what I am attracted to is their FEMININITY. Their smooth lithe arms, their thick fatty thighs, their curved hips. Especially their feminine clothing like blouses, mini-skirts, garter belts, stockings, etc.
I am turned off by their MASCULINE components if any. Sharp jawlines, wide shoulders, facial hair...Devamını Oku

(Left & Right Extremist Yaoi)

Right wing extremist: “How can you be okay with killing babies? There’s something seriously wrong with you..”

Left wing extremist: “It’s not killing them— Pesides.. That’s not the point.” They tried to portray a persona of strength, But their mask was slipping. Doubt creeping in.

Right wing extremist: “Oh yeah leftie? Then what is..? Please I’m curious.” He said in a snarky, But curious tone.

Left wing extremist: “It’s just—“

Right wing extremist: “Come on spit it out already!”

Left wing extremist: “I have no one to pu...Devamını Oku

So recently I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. She told me about how she cheated recently and instead of getting angry, I just fell on the floor and started cackling. She kept telling me that she "was not joking" and she told me to be serious, but I really couldn't take her seriously. I laughed straight for 15 minutes, my stomach hurt, and I was really out of breath. After I finished, she looked me in the eye and said "babe I'm being serious, I cheated on you, and I'm so sorry". Instead, this enticed me to laugh even more. The tears on my cheek should ha...Devamını Oku

I was watching female cows being milked to death on YouTube and I noticed that they wouldn't censor their nipples and vaginas. Now, because I was masturbating and watching YouTube intermittently so I could goon for hours on end, I ended up reaching climax while masturbating to female cows, and I didn't like that. Why won't you motherfuckers censor female cow vaginas for fuck sake!? Are you gooners fucking crazy? What would have happened if my little brother caught me masturbating to a cow video!? I am concerned he might be headed down that path. Imagine if I then caught my little b...Devamını Oku

But you know Deep down inside that the amulet isn’t funny. You know what it really is. What is the amulet but an excuse; there’s a person you think you are, relevant, charismatic, always quick with a joke… but you know deep down inside, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise, that you are not that person, and you’ll never be. So you use the amulet as defense, you try to go along with a worn out joke nobody cares about, a feeble attempt at being relevant. Remember the amulet? Wasn’t that funny? You try to convince yourself that others are in on the joke, your joke, ...Devamını Oku

He fucked my Freddy Fazbear plush. He stole it from MY room, cut a hole in it, and fucked it. I am disgusted and upset and don't even know what to say because I'm kind of in shock. Why my Freddy? Why?

Chop it's head off
Drop it in molten lava
Throw it into a ceiling fan

Any more fun things to do with a labubu?

"Gassy Deoxys" refers to a meme character based on the Pokémon Deoxys, often portrayed humorously with exaggerated traits related to "gassiness," fitting within the broader theme of "gassy" memes that blend humor with surreal or gross-out elements.

This meme typically appears in animated or edited videos where Deoxys is involved in comedic or absurd scenarios, sometimes featuring other Pokémon like Rayquaza. The character design or animations are popular in some meme communities, especially on platforms like TikTok.

There is no specific known creator or deep l...Devamını Oku

this is not a troll or anything im so serious i took about 175 mg dph w/ about 5 tbsp nutmeg.
I fell asleep listening to dark side of the moon because i wasnt feeling anything yet and then i woke up, i kept seeing flashes of light and i felt ants coming out of my mouth and all over my body, i started going on my social medias because the feeling wasnt too overwhelming, i was also starting to hear me dying in another life (?) or in the future im not sure but this is what happened. i started laying down and i felt more spiders all over me and i heard flies but the spiders started to feel spiders...Devamını Oku

My idiot friend (72) keeps cleaning his coins

My buddy Larry has a huge coin collection and tomorrow hes getting 8 silver dollar Morgan's. Just like all his other coins.....he's going to put silver polish on them and "gently" clean them. These coins are what most consider to be tonned. I keep telling him...pennies pickles dimes quarts and especially those dollars don't ever ever ever need cleaned it ruins the value.

He says cleaning them will guarantee they will sell for thousands on ebay

What can I tell him to convince him that hes wrong?

I'm a Star Wars fan and hate everything Star Wars related. Ten years ago got arrested for domestic violence (My children said they were excited for The Force Awakens). I was going to get let go for good behavior earlier but as was about to leave my cellmate said "Goodbye old friend, and may the force be with you' so obviously had to beat him up. just got out of prison yesterday and had to binge all the Star Wars content I missed and despised every single microsecond. Then I went my local bookstore, but when I saw a Star Wars book snapped and burned the entire place down. Then I me...Devamını Oku

It's been probably a little bit over a year that I've been hung and recently from jacking off too much I've gotten tears of skin in the bottom of my dick and normally if you kept your dick up in your pants this would heal pretty quickly but if your hung your penis is down in your pants and mine is down and the tears of skin are sticking to my balls and that makes the penis heal slower but I'm committed to this hung lifestyle.

(og by swaggerish.togore on yt under Sennar Mercer's MeGaLoVania video) honestly theres probably something triggering in here for someone so ima just use that flair

who else remembers when John egbert stole sans Undertale's (2015, by Toby Fox) hotdog then varik from the Earthbound Halloween Hack (2008, also by Toby Fox) begins to hit the griddy, then reveals he is The Roaring Knight from Deltarune Chapter 3 (2025) then mogs so hard that both of them get sent back to the Homestuck universe. Afterwards, sans is forced to live life without his arms, as well as being the sidekick to John ...Devamını Oku

I can't take it anymore. For so long I've had to deal with scout jumping around all over me. He's so hard to hit, so quick, so tiny. I've had enough, I simply can't deal with it.

Scout, I need you baby. I'm finna twirl your lil titties while I whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I want to press my body into yours as I hear your twinkish moans radiate from your body. I need to hear your Bostonian cries of pleasure while I chew on your supple nipples.

Then Ima bring up the rear. I'm gonna place you on all fours while your delectable, innocent bussy smiles up at me. ...Devamını Oku

Pikachu. I hate Pikachu.

That’s it. That’s the post. No, seriously, I need to get this out before my head explodes like a Voltorb.
What even IS that thing? It’s a smug, squeaky voiced, over merchandised RODENT that has the audacity to just EXIST in my peripheral vision at all times. Every time I see that stupid little lightning-bolt tail, I feel my blood pressure spike like a Raichu that just licked a power outlet.
Do you know what Pikachu represents? THE DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION. I’m not joking.
Who killed Saturday morning cartoons? Pikachu. Who absolutely tanked the global economy in...Devamını Oku

I am currently in a dilemma, the guy i blocked before was a genuinely nice guy and my friend, but he was a homophobe, and i don`t know if i should continue to talk with him or not.

It started off as a drunken dare from my friends. They dared me to poop on the floor of the bar we were at. At first it was just a funny (albeit mean spirited) joke, but now it’s become far worse

In public, I can no longer bring myself to poop into the toilet. Any time nature calls, I relieve myself onto the floor. I get an adrenaline rush from doing it. The risk of someone coming in and seeing me under the stall squatting down and pooping on the floor gives me an almost high feeling. I no longer even go poop in my own house, I go to a random public establishment, often with the intention o...Devamını Oku

if you see a person that looks identical to you, do not run away and hide, just stop being a bitch and throw hands with it. If you see an unfamiliar face staring at you during nitghttime, call it fatherlessa nd listen carefully for teardrops on the floor. If a familiar voice calls out for you when home alone, take your headphones, put on 'the only thing tehy fear is you' and go blackflash that little bitch like yuji did. Remember, Queen Never Cry.

LEGIT METHOD 🔥

STILL ACTIVE ⏰

FAST AND EASY ✅

HOW TO CLAIM ⏬

STEP 1

ASK FOR STEVE JOBS (THE REAL ONE) ✅ 👨‍💻 💯

HE CAME OUT OF CRYOSLEEP JUST FOR THIS GIVEAWAY ❄️ 🛏️ 💤

STEP 2

GIVE HIM YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER 🏦 🔢 ✅

HE NEEDS IT TO SEND THE IPHONE TO YOUR ACCOUNT 📱 🔜 ✅

STEP 3

POWER OFF ALL DEVICES YOU OWN FOR 3 DAYS 💻 💡 ❌

THIS LETS STEVE JOBS KNOW YOURE THE RIGHT PERSON ✅

STEVE JOBS 👨‍💻 ✅ IS REALLY EXCITED ✅ TO GIVE YOU 👆 ✅ AN IPHONE 📱 ✅ BUT DON'T ❌ WAIT ⏰ ✅ BECAUSE ✅ HE ✅ LEAVES ✅ S...Devamını Oku

hello all! i've been gay for about ten months now and was wondering if there were any shoegaze or adjacent songs about bottoming. my current partner loves playing Lush and Bowery Electric while he's whackin me off and i was wondering if any gay men have turned their lust into beautiful fuzzy art. send me some recs!