The REAL definition of Communism (Credit to Max0r)
All right let me explain it to you in a way you can understand you unfresh bonobo
Communism is when the government gives people free healthcare and the MORE healthcare it gives the more COMMUNISTER it is. The plan is to use this money to give healthcare to every man, woman and child in the world and therefor FORCE them to adopt communism.
We will insure that the government takes EVERY toothbrush, EVERY iPhone and EVERY stock market and BURNS them along with every starving Ukrainian.
ONCE the Soviet Union stands supreme as LEADER of the worlds nations and the TOP provider of healthcare, we will rename the Earth to Venezuela and inflate our currency to the END OF TIME. To DESTROY the small business owners and landowners, we will use our Shagohod tank which will rain a nuclear fire open a NEW RED WORLD.
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