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Communism is when the government gives people free healthcare and the MORE healthcare it gives the more COMMUNISTER it is. The plan is to use this money to give healthcare to every man, woman and child in the world and therefor FORCE them to adopt communism.

We will insure that the government takes EVERY toothbrush, EVERY iPhone and EVERY stock market and BURNS them along with every starving Ukrainian.

ONCE the Soviet Union stands supreme as LEADER of the worlds nations and the TOP provider of healthcare, we w...Devamını Oku

I'm having a serious issue at home, guys. About a year ago, when my daughter was starting on solids, a sort of spell came over my wife and she started making this thing called "crepioca". There are recipes online. It is a mix of eggs and tapioca flour, heated on a skillet until it creates a yellowish gummy substance that can be rolled into a crepe shape, therefore, crepioca.

It's a breakfast meal, but I've seen her push it during lunch and dinner. The kid is clearly not interested, but my wife will go on saying "come on baby, eat your crepioca", "crepioca ...Devamını Oku

your straightphobic jokes were in mass. you made multiple straightphobic jokes before the point of your initial ban, it was not a one-and-done situation like how we handle homophobia.

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I was actively jorking my peanots while writing the title so that caused the spelling mistake

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i fart microplastic
into the air.

it’s
super fantastic.

pick truth or dare.
take a breath.

recycle mine.
into your lungs.

sort the death.

now let’s take time
to touch our tongues.

Fuck ecoATM. Those pieces of shit boxes are nothing but greedy fucking vultures dressed up in a “green” costume. They act like they’re saving the fucking planet when really they’re ripping people off and shredding perfectly good electronics for a fucking tax write-off. $12 for a Pixel? $60 for a mint XR? You thieving cocksuckers. That’s not “recycling,” that’s robbery with a smile and a corporate logo.

And don’t even get me started on those ads. “Don’t give your kids your old electronics, recycle with ecoATM.” Shut the fuck up. Nobody’s kid has ever been hurt by gett...Devamını Oku

I am King Terry the Terrible.

The CIA will be executed with an A10 gun, the fist of God

Maybe, individuals will be spared through extreme repetence and humility

You are so dumb, it’s legitimately unbelievable.

Cody, you didn’t get cancelled for being a conservative. Literally NO one gives a fuck, what they care about is you consistently rocking every boat under the sun to the point of capsizing. I don’t even think you actually believe in half the shit that you say, you just say it to constantly stir the pot, and push the limits as far as they can go. It’s all just an immature game to you. I didn’t even have a dog in this fight but watched it from afar from square one.

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TuPac was featured in Clash Royale for the 2025 "I'm SpongeBob" convention, alongside Tiggler (@Tigglesmith) on YouTube, for the semi-finals in the national Rizz Off competition, hosted annually during the "I'm SpongeBob" convention. Canadian fans were left disappointed after the Canadian Rizz Off champion, Jeremiah Pieah, lost in the finals in last year's Rizz Off, but will they make it in 2025? Scores look promising for Tiggler in the popular Rizz Off match, Tiggler VS. Jerma, with Tiggler scoring a 15/25 from the judges so far, and Jerma only scoring 10/25. W...Devamını Oku

We can finally put those that opened Al Capone's safe to rest. Their anticlimactic hour has been redeemed. Their ghosts can finally float up to racist-20s-detective Heaven. We settled the score. We avenged The Untouchables.

In celebration of this achievement, this one is for our boy Elliot Ness. Who is breaking kneecaps in the great beyond. You never got Al Capone, king, but guess what? Reddit finished the fight. We won, Mr. Ness. We did this for you.

I can feel the thoughts of Elliot Ness channel through me:

"I don't give A FUCK ABOUT SILVER. If I catch you drinking alcohol, I...Devamını Oku

OKAY OKAY so like omg 😭💖 i totally got caught watching this video in class again... yes THIS one TwT... the one that literally has me kicking my feet and squealing like a feral little gremlin every 👏 single 👏 time 😩💕and i was just in my happy little bubble of fluff and feels, fully invested in my fav ship being all perfect and dramatic and ✨destined✨ and then BOOM 💥 someone walked in 😳 and i froze like mid-squeal with my eyes sparkling like anime stars and my face redder than a tomato 🍅 and they were like “uhh what are you watching??” and i’m just sitting t...Devamını Oku

The ending of WWII was AWFUL

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

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I know what people are going to say "this guy is just another conservative hyping up his side of the aisle."

WRONG.

I am a life long progressive democrat, so you know this opinion (more like an objective fact in my opinion) is completely unbiased.

With that out of the way lets go over the ways in which conservatives (which I am not) are better than left leaning people.

-They have better ideas.

-They are more attractive physically.

-They are friendlier.

-They are more accepting of people who are different (cancel culture).

-They look better (this one is especially true).

-My...Devamını Oku

Oh sure, since you asked I'll go ahead and do that right now...

Since sarcasm might be a bit over your head I'll explain that this was posted at the time where this was announced by authorities as the suspect/person of interest in the shooting. So, no buddy that request is firmly DENIED, as I am NOT going back and editing reality. You can only get redo's in fantasy, like say video games.

Yes I spent more time looking at your history than I would ever editing the title because a lefty who argues about the wax coating on paper plates impacting the environment, asked, nay, demands I...Devamını Oku

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I’d suggest the ER, they’re the best option for removal because they have small objects to remove it.

There really aren’t too many ways to try to remove them that lol kikkkji I you if youu can grab it as gently as possible without causing any harm and without causing it to go any sigheroo pop pop ppp pop p. Because that’s what you want to avoid. If you can’t do that, then it’s time to go to the ER. I wouldn’t suggest trying more than a couple of times because you’re just gonna cause yourself pain and you don’t want any more pain or discomfort.

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My friend is disabled and i call him "chat". How do i tell him he is "chuzzed"?

For the past 6 months, all I can think about is yuri. Get home? Read yuri. Have some alone time? Get freaky with yuri. Have access to a TV? Watch yuri. It’s consuming my life to the point where gooning to pretty girls is becoming essential to function. I feel so gross after and feel disgusting for being like this. Do you think I’m developing one?

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