Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

This is something I've wondered about for a while. Us guys feel like we should try to "save it up" to shoot it. While it may be more pleasurable for us, I don't know how it is to a woman

I am so fucking horny. I haven't touched my penis in AGES! I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE FUCKING SKIN TISSUE OF A TIT OR AN ASS FOR SO FUCKING LONG! I HAVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR SO LONG! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY FUCKING JACK OFF! MY CUM LOOKS AS WHITE AND AS SOLID AS MORE THAN THE FUCKING COLOUR WHITE! MY BALLS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE WITH HOW MUCH CUM THEY ARE HOLDING RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO FUCKING CUM THIS INSTANT! I AM GOING TO FINALLY FUCKING JORK IT AFTER THIS MANY YEARS!!! STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL PORN SITES! BECAUSE I AM COMING! BOTH INSIDE AND OUTSIDE YOUR ASSES!!!!

…You really posted this—thinking it was clever?
A quote slapped on the side of a fetishized drawing, pretending to be philosophical while dripping with irony you can’t even detect.

‘A fool shares his problems. A wise man shares cat pictures’?
No.
A true fool shares diluted quotes next to anime girls wearing cat ears, trying to sound wise while parading their loneliness like it's art.

And don’t invoke ‘Rumi’—a real philosopher—while you're simping over fictional ears and fabric. If Rumi saw this, he'd rewrite existence just to delete you first.

Now ask yoursel...Devamını Oku

So about 1-3 months ago, after an hour of going through the darker side of this fandom, for some reason I imagined what frisk and chara would look like When they are 18 years old, and ever since then, i have had a crush on the 18 year old frisk and chara i created in my head (or at least i think i do, i honestly don't know what having a crush feels like). My question is should I feel ashamed that I am weird for that or is it better than the rest of the fandom? Because even though they are 18 (it's literally the first piece of information in my dreams) I feel way too much guilt when eve...Devamını Oku

I have no copypasta for this. That is it. I am not going to waste my time typing out a 5 paragraph essay on why the person who made this does not deserve to exist or how this post will end reality as we know it, I am simply speechless. You have truly done it. Bravo. Clap clap.

moot, honestly I have to say that you are very STUPID!
- NOT ONLY ARE YOU ASKING FOR
- 20,000 DOLLARS,
- ALL OF A SUDDEN
- TO PAY FOR A YEAR OF 4CHAN
AND A FEW EXTRA SERVERS
(WHICH YOU DON'T NEED AND DON'T DESERVE!)
- WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE
I personally hope 4chan dies! And a proper site like iichan or 5chan is once again reborn! This piece of crap you call a "site", has nothing to do with an image board anymore! It is the craphole of the internet! With the worst mods ever pushed down up your asshole! You've done nothing for 4chan fans but evolve 13 year ...Devamını Oku

Dang, this post reminds me of a twitch streamer I used to watch whose streamroom had a ceiling mirror that she wasn't allowed to take down cause it was a rented apartment. Chat had so many inside jokes about it and I had made my share of "oh man that would be so hot for watching me cry and jerk off" type quips.

I'm sad now cause now I have to relive the worst screwup of my life. I had been faithfully watching her for almost a year and she mostly played League and Hearthstone plus sandboxy fun games like Little Big Planet and Minecraft. Those games weren't really my cup o...Devamını Oku

so ive fucked a few bits of food, the best being a cherry pie. i felt a little bad wasting it since i love cherry pie but the eventual cum added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later. the texture on the inside was just right, if youve ever fucked a guy whos ass was full of shit then youd know the feeling. its really smooth and squishy and manages to grip you just right. i made sure it was still a little warm for the sensation, but by the time i came it was just body heat keeping it that way. ive tried a well made cake too, but even as smooth and nice as i could make it the crumby nat...Devamını Oku

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My g...Devamını Oku

no one opens their heart anymore to real connection and people only see each other as warm bodies to satisfy their dirty needs!! people lie and send mixed signals just to get what they want and ruin kind hearted people!! sex is literally the most intimate thing you can do with another person and people turned it into a fucking hobby!! I am more than a body - I have a brain, a heart, a sense of adventure, dreams, goals, I am a PERSON not just something to entertain you for a week!!!!!

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My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you

Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attrib...Devamını Oku

Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I don't like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.

Posts that fall under "For every upvote I will ____" and other upvote begging posts will be removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned going forward.

That kind of ...Devamını Oku

I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

edi...Devamını Oku

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Curse you P...Devamını Oku

Patchnotes 2.0.0

-All banned subreddits removed

-Important note at bottom of post

That is all. DM me with any new subreddits you want to be added.
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r/nsfw
r/TipOfMyPenis
r/porn
r/nsfw411
r/iWantToFuckHer
r/distension
r/bimbofetish
r/christiangirls
r/cuckold
r/dirtygaming
r/sexybutnotporn
r/femalepov
r/omgbeckylookathiscock
/r/sexygirls
r/breedingmaterial
r/toocuteforporn
r/justhotwomen
r/realsexyselfies
r/stripgirls
r/uncommonposes
r/gifsofremoval
r/nostalgiafapping
r/oilporn
r/bisexy
r/riskyporn
MILF
r/milf
r/gonewild30plus
r/preggoporn
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Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free...Devamını Oku

It was going well, I was analysing Macbeth like a good little boy, when suddenly i randomly remembered the quote “unsex me here” as I looked at part b and it hit me DIFFERENT. I don’t know what happened — my legs started vibrating, my pen combusted, and I let out a noise so guttural that three pigeons outside died instantly.

I looked at the extract of the witches they included and my primal instincts took over, I whipped it out and started going feral on the desk like a prehistoric beast. The invigilators tried to stop me but I screamed “OUT DAMNED SPOT” and bit one of their arms ...Devamını Oku

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺