I have masturbated probably 2 times a day on average for the past 19 years
I have masturbated probably 2 times a day on average for the past 19 years. Let’s just round up to 14,000 times for sake of argument.
Every female I’ve worked with, spent any amount of time around or nearby, or had more than one interaction with who was also a 5/10 or better, I’ve probably masturbated thinking about.
Edit: oh I didn’t realize I was the only man on earth who masturbated to people he knew. Yall just doing it to pornstars? I’m disappointed in YOU.
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masturbating to people you know is worse than some random porn star, how would you feel talking to a person who barely knows you, yet you’ve already imagined yourself having sex with them 10 times in past 5 days while masturbating