French dude hits it big
Good evening, I'm not using an anonymous account so that I get robbed.
I'm 28M, single, no children, and haven't worked for 17 months, so I earn 0 euros. Following a series of happy events, I just earned (net after taxes) 2.2 euros. And maybe the same in 5 years.
I don't know what to do with this money in a smart way.
I have a current account with 3.47 euros, a savings account with 10 euros, at a rather rubbish bank. I've watched tons of YouTube videos on financial independence, but I have no choice.
Buy a nice house in Haute-Saône? I could pay cash, but I'm afraid they won't have internet, so I won't be able to see your answers.
Put it in my pocket and hope they have children?
Enjoy a little windfall income, without thinking too much, and buy a little IPA?
Thanks in advance for all your suggestions.
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