Dildos don’t DO SHIT
Dildos don’t DO SHIT when it comes to pleasure
I spent $5000 on several premium pleasure dildos. I stroked them for HOURS on end. I sat on it, touched it with my penis, and even put it on my sisters bed while she was asleep. IT GAVE ME NO PLEASURE, JUST SOME WHITE LIQUID TO CLEAN UP, IT SAID 100% PLEASURE. THIS IS BULLSHIT
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Where’d you get this from lmao
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
Why is society like this?