I shitted on my newborn brother because I lost a fornite tournament
my name is jeremy, and this is my story:
I am a top dedicated fornite player, I once played fornite for an entire year straight without getting off the game, I shit my diaper a total of 1,592 times, and had to get a chunk of my asshole removed, but it was worth it because my account now has eight solo wins. so one day, I was in a fortnite tournament to complete for the grand prize of 27 cents, this money could change my life as that could go towards more V bucks, my parents despised that I was going to make more money than them from playing fortnite, and that I refused to get a j*b because fortnite is my life, they did not want me to win the tournament, it was the final round and I was 1 final elimination away from winning the 27 cents, my parents told me to get off the game and go take a shit because the smell of my 25 popeyes chicken sandwiches coming out of my ass was fucking reeking, I obviously refused because I wanted to win the tournament, then my parents unplugged my PC just as I was about to win, I got so angry, I was overwhelmed with sadness suddenly my body felt so much rage that I walked into my baby brother’s room, pulled my pants down, and just started shitting all over him aggressively, my parents destroyed my electronics and forced me to go on a diet and make me lose weight even tho I told them I’m only 600 tons, and I’m perfectly healthy, please help me.
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I had to check what sub this was posted in lmao