iPhone Duo will get you so much attention from women
🚨📱 PSA: iPhone Duo will get you SO MUCH attention from women 😍💦🔥
📢 This is a PSA to single men 👨🏻💼💪 (and maybe a warning ⚠️ to married ones 💍👀), the iPhone Duo 📱✨ will get you a RIDICULOUS amount of attention from women 👩🏼😍🥵💋.
🛒 Earlier today, my wife 👰🏻♀️❤️ and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run 🛍️🥖🥬 and I decided we would stop by our local bakery 🥐🍞 (Panera Bread 🥖✨) to pick up a loaf for the week 📅 (I personally can't stand cheap grocery store bread 🤢🍞💀).
🚗💨 As I approached the drive through window 🪟, the young lady 👩🏼💕 told me the total 💵 (nothing I couldn't comfortably afford 💰😎💳) and I asked if they had tap to pay 📲💸.
She said yes ✅😍, but I would need to hand her my phone 📱🤲.
I double-clicked the side button 👆⚡, authenticated with TouchID 🔐 for my AMEX Platinum 💳💎👑, and handed her my iPhone Duo 📱🤍✨.
👩🏼😳 She reached out towards my car 🚘 and cradled the phone in her hands like a NEWBORN BABY 👶🏻🍼🥹💖.
As she reapproached the window 🪟🚶🏼♀️, she smiled 😊💕, and giddy with eyes bright ✨👀✨ she said:
"WOW 😱😍🤯, I have NEVER seen a phone like that before!!! 📱🤍💦"
I chuckled 😏🤭, smirked 😎🗿, and responded:
"It's the brand new iPhone Duo. 📱✨ 1 TERABYTE. 💾🚀 WHITE. 🤍🥶"
💥🤯 HER JAW NEARLY DROPPED TO THE FLOOR 😱🫨💀💦.
I rolled up the window 🪟😎 to my Model Y Performance 🚘⚡🏎️💨 and drove away 🛞🔥💨.
My wife 👰🏻♀️💍 was unusually quiet 🤐😶 for the remainder of the drive 🚗🌆.
I can only imagine 💭🧠👀 what was going through her mind 😳💔🥶.
This is just ONE example ☝️📱🔥 of MANY encounters 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽😍💋 that I've had within the past 36 HOURS ⏰🚨 with the iPhone Duo 🤍📱👑.
If you're looking for a phone 📱💎 that's a straight-up PANTY DROPPER 🩲⬇️💦🥵🔥💋 (I'm not, I'm married 💍✋😇), LOOK NO FURTHER. 👀🚫
📱🤍 IPHONE DUO. 1TB. WHITE. 💎👑🥶
💳 AMEX PLATINUM 💰
🚘 TESLA MODEL Y PERFORMANCE ⚡
😎 THE WOMEN SIMPLY CANNOT RESIST 💦🔥💯
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I already posted this few days back lol https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/5MdhuymxB3
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I too, am unusually quiet when I have to ride with this fellow.
Plotting his early demise.